Bejewelme's Journey to Skinny Bride

[glamazon]

Amber, you look gorgeous! Love the shoes!! Love the hair! Love YOU!

Martini-- WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO for you! That is so fantastic! Keep it up and we'll be celebrating your move to Twoterville in no time!!

[Martini72]

WOW Twoterville. Not since the first time I did Low carb about 6 years ago have I seen that. And it was a brief stay. I hadn't been there before then in geeessh....I don't know how long. I can't remember when I hit the 3's. Its all a carby blur....LOL

[pooticus]

Oh dear lordamercy! Someone hold me! Our little girl is beautiful!!!!! And has a manicured hoochy too and trims Tony's lawn to boot!?! Fainting here!

Dang woman you look HOT!!!!! I'd do ya and I'm not even on that team! I agree with Tony. Lose the shirt and showcase the girls! You gotit goin on woman! LOVE the hair, the makeup, the outfit, the shoes and the WATCH! Wowza me wants! Sorry about the hangover and not being able to enjoy the lawnwork! It sounds like you had such a great day together and now it sounds like your turkey dinner is gonna be yummy and fun too!!!

Martini!!!!!!!!!!!! *13.2 girlfriend you are almost there!!!!!!! Wowza! I'm so proud of you and happy for you and hate you all at the same time, girl! What on earth are you doin temptin me with a chilidog in a bowl thing. That sounds WONDERFUL to me!!!!! Seriously salivating here and I'm putting that down for my breakfast tomorrow! I am. You just wait! Seriously delicious sounding and I'm happy the guava didn't guava you!

Glamarama sweetie!

[Martini72]

LOL!!!! Matching bald uglies!!!! How freaking cute is that!!!! Yessss Pooti!!! My pitifully un-nutritious bowl of goodness!!! And someone is busy making a nice family turkey bird!!! I wonder it there will be any greenbean casserole????

[moxiebee]

Beautiful, Ms. Amber! I love the shoes and the fishnets combo! Definitely ditch the sweater because it hides your gorgeous body. Flaunt it, girlie!

I agree with you about underarm waxing. I would rather get a Brazilian instead of underarms any day. I usually either take some tylenol before I go, or have a glass of wine...lol Next time I am trying sugaring instead of waxing.

Pooti & Martini - You two are freaking hilarious!

[tiggy_oz]

Woo hoo great pics. You looked awesome chika! redneck alcoholic sculpture - hahahaha. You crack me up. I don't like my men bald down there exactly but trimmed is a requirement. I don't like flossing my teeth with pubes.

Hope the hanger wasn't to nasty hun

[moxiebee]

Yay for manscaping!

[Martini72]

Howdy Moxie!!! Welcome to our little group of...ummm...low carb madness? LOL

[kristie88]

amber... that pic with your hands on your hips... OMG your waist got so small!!!! your are doing so good!!!! your so hot!!!!

[Bejewelme]

Thank you girls!!!!! I am a nut

So because I am a nut, I have even nuttier GF's, so the one has been bugging about taking pole dance lessons at some place down near Philly, I am like dude seriously I will rip the darn pole out of the ceiling, so she has been bugging and bugging, so she calls me yesterday and is like you own me $25 I am like for what, apparently we are going to be Valentine Vixens and learn to do a sexy lap dance for our mates for V-day, LOL So since she seemed to have caught me at a weak moment being hung over and feeling old, we are signed up for the first pole dance lesson on March 6th, OMG what have I done, I swear I am never drinking again!

Apparently it is all very choreographed and if you do the 10 week session you have a little show at the end for friends and family, it has been written up on the news and in local papers they say you can burn up to 450 calories an hour, here is the link:

Special Events/Workshops

Give me strength! My GF says I act like an old woman and need to bust out of my shell, she thinks I am a sexy Moma and wants to see me have more self confidence, in many ways she is right, so maybe it will help my mental growth, so darn this month I need to get on it with the exercise and diet, I lost 10 pounds of virgin WL in Jan even with the cheats and all, so if I buckle down I might be able to get 15 off in Feb with 5 nights of gym and strict low carb!

I made that turkey, no green bean casserole, but I ate stuffing and mashed potatos, just a small amount, well OK a large amount of stuffing, LOL It was so good! This morning when I weighed the scale was doing 251.5 and 253, I always take the highest number so still at 253 that is 13.5 off in one week from that darn trip, so today I am back on starvation/ low carb it seems to work! LOL

AMber

[Lisa Darby]

Luscious Low Carb: November 2010

Are we allowed to put links on here? If not, I'm sorry and just tell me and I won't do it again. Anywho.....Amber - here is a link for low carb stuffing. I haven't made it, but it says it tastes just like real stuffing. Sounds good to me.

Edited to add.....shouldda posted this LAST week. LOL - A lot of good it does you now. But future reference....good!!

[glamazon]

ooooo Thanks, Lisa! My mother is a stuffing fanatic-- if it tastes like stuffing, then what a great thing to make her for a meal! The leftovers are probably pretty great, too!

[pooticus]

Amber wowza pole dancing! You are quite the adventurer! LOL. Dora the Explorer has nothing on you!!!! LOL. Hope you are having a great day. Your dinner sounded like scrumptious yumminess! I stuffing! OMG. Zompfgh!

Angela you are such a sweet girl to cook good and interesting stuff for your mommy!

[tiggy_oz]

Woo hoo! Pole dancing! I reckon your friend is right and it will be great for ya to let go a bit and have fun.

[glamazon]

Pole dancing! YEAH! I'm not so sure about the finale performing in front of family and friends, though... yipes.

[Bejewelme]

Angela- how come your posts get so small, LOL I cant read them,

I made LC stuffing at thanksgiving for me with the regular Julian Bread it was delicious, but last night I was lazy and just didnt give a crap, LOL I starved all week and wanted it, but tonight I ate only turkey and a salad for dinner. I let the carb kings eat the rest of the stuffing! Went to the gym, now an ice storm is coming, good grief this winter is never going to end!

I want to watch Heavy tonight after Mike and Molly if I can stay awake that is!

Amber

[pooticus]

Amber! Have fun tonight! Good for going to the gym.

Angela is whispering furtively when she types small.

[Bejewelme]

Ohhhh, me who cant hear in real life never whispers! Poot I think you better tighten that Saddle and get your butt to Vegas you can come to the wedding, you all should! That could be our big celebration, LOL

[Martini72]

GOOD STUFFING FOR YOU!!! I had cream cheese pie..LOL And dangit I LOVED IT. It was the smallest sliver. Ugh. Gonna work on a low carb one. OK so let me ask you this. I was out and about surfing in the main room and someone was whinning about now talking about non-Low Carb food because you could trigger someone to binge. This ticked me off. Ther are commercials on all day, you pass 100 fast food joints everyday, and who doesn't snoot hard enough walking thru a bakery in hopes a doughnut will get sucked up???

I wish people would realize every thread isn't for everyone. THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU HAIRY HEFFERS!!!! ne poor lady just wanted a thread to speak on her fears and anyone else who wanted to release the fear in words. someone jumped on her. She did a great job holding her ground. Soooo glad we had a nice little cave where we can come in, take of our bras and let em hang free!!! Actually 3.5 caves. I love skipping journal to journal having 3 convos at once...LOL

[pooticus]

Originally Posted by Martini72

GOOD STUFFING FOR YOU!!! I had cream cheese pie..LOL And dangit I LOVED IT. It was the smallest sliver. Ugh. Gonna work on a low carb one. OK so let me ask you this. I was out and about surfing in the main room and someone was whinning about now talking about non-Low Carb food because you could trigger someone to binge. This ticked me off. Ther are commercials on all day, you pass 100 fast food joints everyday, and who doesn't snoot hard enough walking thru a bakery in hopes a doughnut will get sucked up???

I wish people would realize every thread isn't for everyone. THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU HAIRY HEFFERS!!!! ne poor lady just wanted a thread to speak on her fears and anyone else who wanted to release the fear in words. someone jumped on her. She did a great job holding her ground. Soooo glad we had a nice little cave where we can come in, take of our bras and let em hang free!!! Actually 3.5 caves. I love skipping journal to journal having 3 convos at once...LOL

OMG I just snorted a donut out of my nose on that one! Sometimes I go to the bakery counter and lick all of them, then return them to their upright position in the tray. :blush:

Amber if I thought we could afford the mulah to come this October, I'd say, youbetcha! I'm there hon!!!! I will start whining to Denny now.

[Bejewelme]

Poot you did it again, you called me Angela, LOL I need a ticker for that one! Start whining!

martini- OMG girl you crack me up, you I could meet this spring we gotta get together, bring your hairy cooter up to PA and we will go shopping!!!!

Yeah I know on antoher thread we were lusting after Christmas Cookies and someone jumped on me for mentioning them, I was dude look around they are everywhere, hello we didnt get this fat not being a foodie!

Whatever, that is why you weed out the people that you know support you in all your craziness, cravings and real food included!

I love my girls!

[pooticus]

NO I DIDN't :blush:

Change your name dammit!

I'm sorry. I don't know what my problem is! I KNOW your name. Forgive me? :blush:

[Martini72]

I couldn't just lick a doughnut....I need the dough...not just the >>>LMAOOOOOOOO sugar....hahahhahaha

YES ONCE THE ICE BREAKS i SHALL TRaVEL ON UP!!!! Ice storms tomorrow. Joy! I'm planning to work from home for sure. Hope my internet connection holds out. Heck my power too!!!

[glamazon]

I wanna go, too! But the whole entire USA is between us.

[glamazon]

YOU GUYS CRACK ME UP! SNOOTING DOUGHNUTS. AMBER, I JUST MAY BE ABLE TO GO TO VEGAS WITH YOU, HAHAHA! NOT SO FAR FROM ME AND THE AIRFARE CAN BE CHEAP.

(I was speaking loudly for Amber.)

[tiggy_oz]

OMG hahaha - martini - you're a classic girl! I leave you alone for an hour and you make me come back snorting my fool face off. Thank god my employees dissapeared on me otherwise they would think I am insane... (ok they already know that).

Snorting donuts might be ok, they are soft. I would be snorting potato chips and I think that might end up with massive unpleasantness.

And I totally hear what you are saying about the main lobby at times. I have learned to just back away most of the time cos people in there are insane in the bad way, not the fun way we have perfected in here.

[Bejewelme]

OMG that would be the best, start saving up! Oct 9, columbus day weekend, how cool would that me to meet my girls at my wedding? You all would have a blast! I wish I could send you all, now we gotta get Tiggy from Australia, and Martini too! See you and Poot could come alone and save half the money, leave the boys at home and have a girls weekend! We can all pole dance, LOL

[Martini72]

Hmmm let me look into some packages!!! I may be going already in August. But I could double back!!! I have so many places I want to go..LOL I prmoised my self 4 mini vacations a year. These last 2 years I have been loving traveling! Finally have a few extra bucks after being out of work a few times.

[hifromdeb]

Amber, I can't wait to hear about the lap dancing lessons. My hubby would freak if I started doing something like that for him! We have fallen into a routine in the bedroom, so it might be just the thing to spice it back up!

Martini, you said it. The support on these message boards comes from laying out your thoughts and feelings and hopes and fears without being judged. If someone is going to head out on a carb binge because someone else mentions a cookie, then perhaps they need more serious help. I saw that thread about the fears and thought it was awesome...we all have our fears that we don't want to admit, and it's freeing to share them with others and not be judged. It makes the fears less scary. But I didn't post anything because I didn't want to have someone jump all over me about being positive. I think we all try to stay positive 99% of the time, but sometimes we just need to vent, dammit!

Amber, my hubby and I got married in Vegas and I have the best memories from that trip. So much fun!!!! We were lucky too...it seemed like every time we put a dollar in a slot machine we won like $300 and it pretty much paid for the whole trip. OK, it paid for me to shop much more than I had planned and spend all our winnings, but that was fun too!

I need a little of your motivation to exercise. Still too sick with this stupid cold, but need to kick it into gear tomorrow. I have all the stuff I need to do it, just gotta get moving!!!! Stupid snow doesn't help. WTH???!!!!

[Reva72]

Amber I just love coming in and checking up on you. You ladies all give me a great laugh for the day even when I feel like crawling back in bed and rolling out the other side in hopes of things getting better.