any one tried colonix? - Page 13

Shantony · 08-12-2006, 10:06 PM

Now I definitely won't look. I can't do the poo with eating utensils. Chopsticks are bad enough.

Luvmykidz · 08-12-2006, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Shantony

Now I definitely won't look. I can't do the poo with eating utensils. Chopsticks are bad enough.

It might be best not to.

Thanks, Nursey, I think I will be having nightmares, now.

Hey, that could be the theme of one of those stupid cheesy horror movies.

"Toilet Monsters"

"Death From Within"

"Intestinal Terror"

Or maybe not.

Luvmykidz · 08-12-2006, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by nurseypoo5

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

i was looking at the testemonials on that colonix website..and ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!

this guys toilet is so nasty, there must be 6 months of gunk and hair behind the seat! Oh and WHAT IS WITH THE JAR OF FOOD BELOW THE TOILET (just under the poo he is showing off...) i almost vomited.

on that note, off to order some lol!

oh here is the picture, but warning...its NASTY!

http://www.drnatura.com/picturegallery/ra_01.html

EDITED TO SAY...yuck there is even a pic of a FORK by the toilet in another one. Thats it, never eat at this guys house!!!

I just had a thought. Maybe the jar isn't food. Maybe it is for keeping his 'samples'.

squeakie · 08-12-2006, 11:52 PM

oh god WHY DO I keep coming back to this thread?

nurseypoo5 · 08-12-2006, 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Luvmykidz

I just had a thought. Maybe the jar isn't food. Maybe it is for keeping his 'samples'.

And the fork is for later?????

Ok inspite of the fork, gunk on that toilet and well...the gatoraide and food jars next to that mans stuff...i went ahead and ordered my colonix on ebay.

As soon as i get it, be prepared for the newest edition to AS THE TURD WHIRLS...or was it worm swims Shantony?

nurseypoo5 · 08-12-2006, 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by squeakie

oh god WHY DO I keep coming back to this thread?

ohhh com'on Squeakie, join the partayyyyyyyy...wooohoooo...!!!

squeakie · 08-13-2006, 12:07 AM

The Poop Party! Woohoo!!!

Shantony · 08-13-2006, 05:39 AM

Gives new meaning to Party Pooper!!

sallyk · 08-13-2006, 05:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Shantony

Gives new meaning to Party Pooper!!

I just looked at that picture, that has got to be the most disgusting thing I have seen in a long time. I hope that toilet is not in someone's house, that is very disturbing. Of course as gross as that is, I guess the person does not care about taking poop out and placing on rim.

keisham29 · 08-13-2006, 06:06 AM

After having no BMs yesterday I was in need of some serious relief, so I used a fleet enema first thing this morning. The cramping felt like birth labor but it was very much welcomed. I was able to pass 3 large, irregular-shaped, rubbery pieces of fecal matter. Two of them were hard and you could tell that they were old because they had some blackish stuff at the end of them. The other poo was soft and broke apart as I tried to examine it. It was a great relief but I still felt like it was incomplete.

I weighed myself afterwards and am down 1.8 lbs since Thursday. I guess I need to find a tape measure to keep track of my inch lost, but after this mornings episode, I can definitely tell a difference in my stomach size. Hopefully, I can get back on track with daily BMs.

kycowgirl · 08-13-2006, 07:04 AM

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Originally Posted by squeakie

oh god WHY DO I keep coming back to this thread?

Shantony · 08-13-2006, 09:32 AM

Has any of you heard about Almighty Cleanse? How does it compare?

Luvmykidz · 08-13-2006, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by sallyk

I just looked at that picture, that has got to be the most disgusting thing I have seen in a long time. I hope that toilet is not in someone's house, that is very disturbing. Of course as gross as that is, I guess the person does not care about taking poop out and placing on rim.

Yeah, it looked like one of those gas station restroom cans.....

You know, the ones that you need the key attached to the hub cap in order to open the door?

Quote:

After having no BMs yesterday I was in need of some serious relief, so I used a fleet enema first thing this morning. The cramping felt like birth labor but it was very much welcomed. I was able to pass 3 large, irregular-shaped, rubbery pieces of fecal matter. Two of them were hard and you could tell that they were old because they had some blackish stuff at the end of them. The other poo was soft and broke apart as I tried to examine it. It was a great relief but I still felt like it was incomplete.

I weighed myself afterwards and am down 1.8 lbs since Thursday. I guess I need to find a tape measure to keep track of my inch lost, but after this mornings episode, I can definitely tell a difference in my stomach size. Hopefully, I can get back on track with daily BMs.
08-13-2006 05:44 AM

Poor you!

Sounds like you may have actually had that stuff blocking your intestines. I imagine once you get that out, things should start moving.

BTW, I like your new avi. You are beautiful!

Yay, Nurseys gonna come play!

nurseypoo5 · 08-13-2006, 08:26 PM

keep me entertained ladies, it could be a week before i get my colonix (or more)...i waited all day to get home to read my poop thread and its been a slow day

com'on whats up?? or should i say "out"....

keisham29 · 08-14-2006, 05:43 AM

Whoohoo, things are getting back to normal now. The fleet enema the night before really helped me. I steeped my tea last night for about 25 minutes and this morning felt a strong urge to go to the bathroom. I didn't see anything interesting or out of the usual this time. I'm just hoping that I'm able to go at least one more time today. Today is my 5th day, so I'm anxious to see what kind of progress I'll be making once I start increasing the paranil pills and fiber tomorrow.

Thinking back on things, I think I probably was consuming too much water bcuz I never factored in the water that I drank after taking the pills and fiber in the morning, which was about 24 oz. Then I would drink 51 oz of water while at work and another 8 oz or so when I got back home. So for now on, I'll try to keep my total consumption between 64-72 oz.

Thanks for the compliment Luv!

keisham29 · 08-14-2006, 09:14 AM

How much water are you all using to steep your tea? I don't recall seeing any instructions as to how much water to use, just the amount of time to steep it. I've only been using 6 oz. Could this be the reason I'm not going as much?

Luvmykidz · 08-14-2006, 12:05 PM

I use about 10 oz water to steep my tea, and have left it in for about 10-15 minutes. You could also squeeze the liquid out of the tea bag when you remove it, to get out the concentrated stuff that is inside.

I don't know if you can actually drink too much water. But maybe. Christie said the more she drank, the more she went, but I have not had that experience.

angtonio1 · 08-14-2006, 01:13 PM

ok y'all....no one has any poop talk????? come on....we want updates. whats come out today

Bluqq · 08-14-2006, 01:20 PM

I ordered mine

this thread scarededed me but also made me want to try

Bluqq · 08-14-2006, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Luvmykidz

I just had a thought. Maybe the jar isn't food. Maybe it is for keeping his 'samples'.

and I just have to say...that person's toilet hasnt been cleaned since they got it
YUCK

Luvmykidz · 08-14-2006, 01:30 PM

Welcome, Blugg! We will all be waiting for your updates!

Yesterday was a slow one for me. Sorry guys, I don't have anything exciting to report.

If I was dishonest, I could make up something really disgusting. I doubt anyone would question it after we've gotten this far!

But, I couldn't live with myself, even for lying about a toilet egg. So I am still waiting.

I'm thinking about using the kids liquid on my 3 older children, though.

nurseypoo5 · 08-14-2006, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bluqq

and I just have to say...that person's toilet hasnt been cleaned since they got it
YUCK

It HAS to be some really hairy unattractive man with no teeth who is about 48, and ofcourse never been married, unemployed watching TV during the day and contemplating going back to "school" to get his veternarian assistant degree, or his highschool diploma, while contemplating calling one of the TV lawyers to sue for that wreck he had in his '74 Pinto 2 yrs ago that was his fault anyway, all while watching re-runs of Gomer Pyle and Giligan's Island. The only girlfriend he had took one look at his apartment and aged 20 yrs over night. The guy has 15 pizza boxes all over his living room and 2 week old chinese food in his fridge with the 24 bud lights.

You think his toilets bad? He hasnt changed his sheets in 3 1/2 years either!

Ok so that is my take on Mr Nasty!

nurseypoo5 · 08-14-2006, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luvmykidz

Welcome, Blugg! We will all be waiting for your updates!

Yesterday was a slow one for me. Sorry guys, I don't have anything exciting to report.

If I was dishonest, I could make up something really disgusting. I doubt anyone would question it after we've gotten this far!

But, I couldn't live with myself, even for lying about a toilet egg. So I am still waiting.

I'm thinking about using the kids liquid on my 3 older children, though.

ohhh HEATHER I LOVE THE NEW PICK!!! hot mama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let us know about the kids poo juice. Do you have constipated kids. My kids go pretty regularly unlike me.

sallyk · 08-14-2006, 01:39 PM

well ain't that just gross thunkin about that guys livin quatas

Bluqq · 08-14-2006, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nurseypoo5

It HAS to be some really hairy unattractive man with no teeth who is about 48, and ofcourse never been married, unemployed watching TV during the day and contemplating going back to "school" to get his veternarian assistant degree, or his highschool diploma, while contemplating calling one of the TV lawyers to sue for that wreck he had in his '74 Pinto 2 yrs ago that was his fault anyway, all while watching re-runs of Gomer Pyle and Giligan's Island. The only girlfriend he had took one look at his apartment and aged 20 yrs over night. The guy has 15 pizza boxes all over his living room and 2 week old chinese food in his fridge with the 24 bud lights.

You think his toilets bad? He hasnt changed his sheets in 3 1/2 years either!

Ok so that is my take on Mr Nasty!

08-14-2006, 01:39 PM	#384
sallyk Senior LCF Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: GA Posts: 924 Gallery: sallyk Stats: Down 40. WOE: Low carb Start Date: Which time? 7/1/06 when I realized I had to.	nurseypoo well ain't that just gross thunkin about that guys livin quatas Last edited by sallyk : 08-14-2006 at 01:43 PM.

08-12-2006, 10:06 PM	#361
Shantony Senior LCF Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Somewhere between USA & UK Posts: 796 Gallery: Shantony Stats: 5' 2" -230/187/160 WOE: Low Carb Vegan Start Date: June 3, 2006	Now I definitely won't look. I can't do the poo with eating utensils. Chopsticks are bad enough.

08-12-2006, 11:52 PM	#364
squeakie Senior LCF Member Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: berlin, germany Posts: 775 Blog Entries: 10 Gallery: squeakie Stats: 131/106/110 (5'1") WOE: low carb Start Date: January 25, 2008	oh god WHY DO I keep coming back to this thread?

08-13-2006, 12:07 AM	#367
squeakie Senior LCF Member Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: berlin, germany Posts: 775 Blog Entries: 10 Gallery: squeakie Stats: 131/106/110 (5'1") WOE: low carb Start Date: January 25, 2008	The Poop Party! Woohoo!!!

08-13-2006, 05:39 AM	#368
Shantony Senior LCF Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Somewhere between USA & UK Posts: 796 Gallery: Shantony Stats: 5' 2" -230/187/160 WOE: Low Carb Vegan Start Date: June 3, 2006	Gives new meaning to Party Pooper!!

08-13-2006, 06:06 AM	#370
keisham29 Junior LCF Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Tallahassee, FL Posts: 35 Gallery: keisham29 Stats: 182.8/180/160 WOE: Moderate Carbs/Moderate Fats/High Protein Start Date: 8/8/2006	After having no BMs yesterday I was in need of some serious relief, so I used a fleet enema first thing this morning. The cramping felt like birth labor but it was very much welcomed. I was able to pass 3 large, irregular-shaped, rubbery pieces of fecal matter. Two of them were hard and you could tell that they were old because they had some blackish stuff at the end of them. The other poo was soft and broke apart as I tried to examine it. It was a great relief but I still felt like it was incomplete. I weighed myself afterwards and am down 1.8 lbs since Thursday. I guess I need to find a tape measure to keep track of my inch lost, but after this mornings episode, I can definitely tell a difference in my stomach size. Hopefully, I can get back on track with daily BMs.

08-13-2006, 09:32 AM	#372
Shantony Senior LCF Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Somewhere between USA & UK Posts: 796 Gallery: Shantony Stats: 5' 2" -230/187/160 WOE: Low Carb Vegan Start Date: June 3, 2006	Has any of you heard about Almighty Cleanse? How does it compare?

08-13-2006, 08:26 PM	#374
nurseypoo5 Very Gabby LCF Member!!! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Keller, TX Posts: 4,757 Gallery: nurseypoo5 Stats: 270/185/160 WOE: just keeping it on the low down >50 carbs per day Start Date: start 2001 restarted a few times since hehe	keep me entertained ladies, it could be a week before i get my colonix (or more)...i waited all day to get home to read my poop thread and its been a slow day com'on whats up?? or should i say "out"....

08-14-2006, 05:43 AM	#375
keisham29 Junior LCF Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Tallahassee, FL Posts: 35 Gallery: keisham29 Stats: 182.8/180/160 WOE: Moderate Carbs/Moderate Fats/High Protein Start Date: 8/8/2006	Whoohoo, things are getting back to normal now. The fleet enema the night before really helped me. I steeped my tea last night for about 25 minutes and this morning felt a strong urge to go to the bathroom. I didn't see anything interesting or out of the usual this time. I'm just hoping that I'm able to go at least one more time today. Today is my 5th day, so I'm anxious to see what kind of progress I'll be making once I start increasing the paranil pills and fiber tomorrow. Thinking back on things, I think I probably was consuming too much water bcuz I never factored in the water that I drank after taking the pills and fiber in the morning, which was about 24 oz. Then I would drink 51 oz of water while at work and another 8 oz or so when I got back home. So for now on, I'll try to keep my total consumption between 64-72 oz. Thanks for the compliment Luv!

08-14-2006, 09:14 AM	#376
keisham29 Junior LCF Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Tallahassee, FL Posts: 35 Gallery: keisham29 Stats: 182.8/180/160 WOE: Moderate Carbs/Moderate Fats/High Protein Start Date: 8/8/2006	How much water are you all using to steep your tea? I don't recall seeing any instructions as to how much water to use, just the amount of time to steep it. I've only been using 6 oz. Could this be the reason I'm not going as much?

08-14-2006, 12:05 PM	#377
Luvmykidz MAJOR LCF POSTER! Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Right here Posts: 2,418 Gallery: Luvmykidz Stats: 165/baby due May'08/140 5'4" WOE: Low Carb hybrid Start Date: June 2006 after 4th baby	I use about 10 oz water to steep my tea, and have left it in for about 10-15 minutes. You could also squeeze the liquid out of the tea bag when you remove it, to get out the concentrated stuff that is inside. I don't know if you can actually drink too much water. But maybe. Christie said the more she drank, the more she went, but I have not had that experience.

08-14-2006, 01:13 PM	#378
angtonio1 Senior LCF Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: South Carolina Posts: 287 Gallery: angtonio1 WOE: My way Start Date: July 04	ok y'all....no one has any poop talk????? come on....we want updates. whats come out today

08-14-2006, 01:20 PM	#379
Bluqq Way too much time on my hands! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: New Yawk Posts: 10,318 Gallery: Bluqq Start Date: 11/24/05	I ordered mine this thread scarededed me but also made me want to try

08-14-2006, 01:30 PM	#381
Luvmykidz MAJOR LCF POSTER! Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Right here Posts: 2,418 Gallery: Luvmykidz Stats: 165/baby due May'08/140 5'4" WOE: Low Carb hybrid Start Date: June 2006 after 4th baby	Welcome, Blugg! We will all be waiting for your updates! Yesterday was a slow one for me. Sorry guys, I don't have anything exciting to report. If I was dishonest, I could make up something really disgusting. I doubt anyone would question it after we've gotten this far! But, I couldn't live with myself, even for lying about a toilet egg. So I am still waiting. I'm thinking about using the kids liquid on my 3 older children, though.