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Old 12-11-2013, 11:50 AM   #1
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Only a Pound of Fat

This was just posted by Psmiley. I have read it before, but had forgotten how cute it is. So when we say "I only lost a pound...." Keep this in mind!


Hello, do you know me? If you don't you should. I'm a pound of fat, and I'm the happiest pound of fat that you would ever want to meet. Want to know why? It's because no one ever wants to lose me; I'm Only One Pound, just a pound. Everyone wants to lose three pounds, five pounds or fifteen pounds, but never only one, so I just stick around and happily keep you fat. Then I add to myself ever so slyly so that you never seem to notice it, that is until I've grown to ten, twenty or even more pounds in weight. Yes, it's fun being Only One Pound of fat, left to do as I please. So, when you weigh in, keep right on saying "Oh, I only lost one pound." ( as if that were such a terrible thing!) For you see, if you do this you'll encourage others to keep me around because they will think I'm not worth losing. And I love being around you - your arms, your legs, your chin, your hips and every part of you. Happy Days!! After all, I'm Only One Pound of fat!!!
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Old 12-11-2013, 11:55 AM   #2
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This was just posted by Psmiley. I have read it before, but had forgotten how cute it is. So when we say "I only lost a pound...." Keep this in mind!


Hello, do you know me? If you don't you should. I'm a pound of fat, and I'm the happiest pound of fat that you would ever want to meet. Want to know why? It's because no one ever wants to lose me; I'm Only One Pound, just a pound. Everyone wants to lose three pounds, five pounds or fifteen pounds, but never only one, so I just stick around and happily keep you fat. Then I add to myself ever so slyly so that you never seem to notice it, that is until I've grown to ten, twenty or even more pounds in weight. Yes, it's fun being Only One Pound of fat, left to do as I please. So, when you weigh in, keep right on saying "Oh, I only lost one pound." ( as if that were such a terrible thing!) For you see, if you do this you'll encourage others to keep me around because they will think I'm not worth losing. And I love being around you - your arms, your legs, your chin, your hips and every part of you. Happy Days!! After all, I'm Only One Pound of fat!!!
Good point! I guess I thought I was on fb as I was looking for the "like" button. lol
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Old 12-11-2013, 12:36 PM   #3
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I've wanted a "like" button so many times I can't count them!

Really cute, Sea, and a good reminder. Everyone has to start at ONE.
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Old 12-11-2013, 12:59 PM   #4
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Wise words. Thanks you for posting.
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Old 12-11-2013, 02:38 PM   #5
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instead of saying "i only lost a pound" we need to say "i lost 4 whole sticks of butter"!

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Old 12-11-2013, 02:58 PM   #6
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instead of saying "i only lost a pound" we need to say "i lost 4 whole sticks of butter"!

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