Ribeye Limerick

[VisionQuest220]

Ribeyes run amok with his rhyming
Into each of the threads he's been chiming
Now I don't suppose
It's the words in his prose
But I like his odd comedic timing

[RibeyeLover]

I can't help it that everything rhymes
"shut up rib" is what in you should chime
reading 'bout popper-this, popper-that
it's no wonder I'm getting so fat
it's the weekend, I've nothing but time

[See Major]

Ribbie's the man has the floor,
He always makes us want more,
He should hold his tongue still ,
Cause there's a time to chill,
What he wants is not meat but amore

[VisionQuest220]

Ribeye's been rhymin' and jokin'
I've been laughing so hard that I'm chokin'
I keep trying to equal
But then he post a sequel
I want some of what he's been smokin'!

[RoseWaddles]

[RibeyeLover]

No way you can keep up with me, Jack
I can always create a new comeback
but I'll tell what I smoke
before cracking a joke
a big bowl of of the world's finest crack

[VisionQuest220]

Do you think I am some kind of dork?
If you do then stop pullin' that cork
When I mentioned you smokin'
I didn't mean tokin'
I was taking about the pulled pork!

[RibeyeLover]

now I feel like a big old dumb a$$
for assuming you thought I smoked grass
now I'm not one to boast
but twas a helluva roast
and I sure didn't cook it with gas

[VisionQuest220]

Don't worry, you're not in a hole
You and I have the very same goal
To grill with perfection
And get a smoke ring cross section
You MUST work with hardwood charcoal

[wingie]

[Maggies4me]

I can't believe how funny all you are!

[GooberSezHey]

Rib and VQ are in a contest
To determine whose ryhming is best
THey jest and they joke
And fun they do poke
About poppers that violently digest.

[See Major]

I read their profiles to see which is meaner,
Ribbie's secret is his vienna weiner,
VQ's says she likes the KJ juice,
I guess it must give her a boost,
Maybe souced she'll invite him to deener?

[RibeyeLover]

weiner and deener's so lame
that See Major should be so ashamed
'ol See took a shot
but poetry's not
the way See's gonna ever see fame

[See Major]

Amen Brother, I'm OUT!

[See Major]

Ribeye's criticism caused me great strife,
His words cut me like a knife,
No fortune and fame,
I will ever lay claim,
But Ribbie should just get a life.

Oh Master:
Please grade or rate on scale of one to ten.

[RibeyeLover]

After reading your post I am glad
that you improved yourself just a tad
you asked my advice
I'm not just being nice
that last limerick wasn't half bad

[VisionQuest220]

Major, you're not good at verse
And forgive me if my prose seems terse
And since VQ's a man
You'll wind up on your can
For implying I carry a purse

[See Major]

Originally posted by VisionQuest220
Major, you're not good at verse
And forgive me if my prose seems terse
And since VQ's a man
You'll wind up on your can
For implying I carry a purse

My bad.. the XXXL should have been a dead give away on your sex, but you could still ask him out. I guess I was thinking a Vision of Beauty?

[RibeyeLover]

I'm sitting here laughing out loud
cause that poem stood apart from the crowd
I bow to the man
'fore he threatens MY can
VisionQuest should really be so proud

[See Major]

You GUYS play a pretty rough game,
I know my effots are lame,
Though a poet is not always a sissy,
Don't go throwin' a flamin hissy,
If I prefer Queer Eye just all the same

[VisionQuest220]

Give it up dude, it's just not your gig
Though your effort today has been big
My suggestion to you
Is to try out haiku
Put "No limericks for me!" in your sig

[RibeyeLover]

See, you are selling yourself way too short
making fun is just part of the sport
your lim'ricks are fine
I'm glad they aren't mine
"deener's" always a poets last resort

[VisionQuest220]

Mr. Rib, there's a lull in our thread
So let's not put this puppy to bed
Some folks still have a frown
We must turn upside down
If they don't laugh they're probably dead

[RibeyeLover]

I'm sorry I deserted our game
I've returned to post more of the same
the problem you see
was that I was hungry
and that pulled pork was calling my name

[VisionQuest220]

So the dinner bell rang in the Heartland
And your absence was certainly pre-planned
I hope you used a fork
To be pullin' your pork
As opposed to your left or your right hand

[RibeyeLover]

Now that was a really good try
to cleverly blacken my eye
I think you're a turd
for twisting my words
the pork I pulled came from a sty

[heidihoopi]

You guys are good, I'll give ya that!

[VisionQuest220]

I'm neither a demon nor elf
So let's put anger up on a shelf
What say we call a truce
And forego the abuse
I was hinting you did to yourself

[pixiechick]

you're all too funny