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I'm his Princess
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I see everything as points
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I'm his Princess
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I'm his Princess
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#128 |
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I'm his Princess
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this is def off topic but I'm reading an article in the NY Times about hymenplasty (revirginiation) I was so shocked
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Senior LCF Member
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: New York
Posts: 937
Gallery: mikejets
WOE: WW Flex
Start Date: June 2003
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Whasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssup
I'm back from my 5 day Jersey Shore vacation, you guys are up to page 5 already. Hope everyone is doing well ![]() |
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{{{{{{{{{Mike}}}}}}}}}} I didn't know you were on vacation!!!! lol you'll enjoy today's poll! |
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I'm his Princess
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MAJOR LCF POSTER!
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everyone! Hope you all are having a super cool day!Off to the kitchen to cut up some fruit BBL ![]() ![]() |
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Big Yapper!!!!
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: central kansas but wishing for TEXAS
Posts: 9,456
Gallery: KimmerJ
WOE: Weight Watchers
Start Date: Today is the DAY!!!!!
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***SNICKER*** Back!!!! |
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I'm his Princess
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Big Yapper!!!!
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: central kansas but wishing for TEXAS
Posts: 9,456
Gallery: KimmerJ
WOE: Weight Watchers
Start Date: Today is the DAY!!!!!
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How To Get Fat In Ten Easy Steps
1) Eat fast-food in the car. Be sure to get the extra-large whatever, because it makes better fiscal sense to spend an extra fifty cents for an extra two thousand calories. Always order fries or the fried side-dish of your choice. 2) Never pass up an opportunity to purchase holiday candy during after-holiday sales. If you pace yourself, your Halloween candy will last until Christmas candy goes on sale. Then, you just have to buy enough (on clearance, because who doesn't like a bargain?) to last until Easter. Eat it without really paying attention, though, because it tastes better that way. 3) By all means, don't do what she does. She lost over a hundred pounds by joining and following Weight Watchers on-line. Did I mention she runs marathons now? Do not put on sneakers and do not run. I'm warning you! Sit down! Now! Feet up! 4) When you feels miserable and maybe just a little bloated, repeat after me: "I am a miserable failure. Where is something salty to eat?" Then find some potato chips and eat them straight out of the bag. 5) When you're feeling down (or when you're feeling jubilant) go to a movie. At the snack-bar, order a large popcorn and Diet Coke. (I know everyone kids, but Diet Coke negates the popcorn calories. Really. I read that somewhere.) Never deviate from this order, unless, of course, you add a bag of Pop'ables or Almond M&Ms. 6) Have Chinese food for dinner. Get something high in fat, like Cashew Chicken. Eat it until you can't move, then save the rest for lunch the next day, only eat it as a bedtime snack. 7) Bake brownies. I have the best recipe in the world, I kid you not. Always be sure to lick the batter, then cut them into gigantic squares. Only eat one! (Okay, eat the rest of the pan after the kids go to bed and the next day, when they say, "Where are the brownies?" say, "What brownies?" Look puzzled.) Don't like brownies? (Huh? Then we are no longer friends!) Make fantastic chocolate chip cookies to cheer up or celebrate with "the kids." (Kids optional.) Then eat the dough and a handful of cookies, too. Did you know cookie dough and broken cookies don't count in your overall caloric count? (You heard it here first.) 8) When out and about at night running errands, say to yourself, "Oh, wouldn't some ice cream be good? I could stop at Dairy Queen. It's so close." Then, in the drive-thru line, say to yourself, "Oh, what the hell. I'll get a Georgia Mud Fudge Blizzard since I'm here anyway. Next time, I'll get a small cone, but I deserve a Blizzard. Yum. Who cares, anyway?" Then hide the cup in the outside trash can when you get home. 9) Do not underestimate the importance of second (and third helpings). Change into elastic-waisted pants, if you need, but do not stop when you feel full. Just eat a little more. And by little, I mean two more slices of pizza. Or three if they're small. 10) At lunchtime, if you can't figure out what to eat and you're out of salad or bored with salad, eat a generous slice of pecan pie. Or two. Nuts have protein. Protein is good. Eat up! And a bonus: Be sure to eat when you are hungry and--most importantly--when you are not. You're welcome! |
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I'm going to the gym tonight lol |
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I see everything as points
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Kimmer......I already follow the Diet Coke phenomenon, but with Diet Pepsi. Same results
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I see everything as points
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Rochester Hills Troy West Bloomfield Close? ![]() ![]() Last edited by Reg : 06-11-2008 at 02:08 PM. |
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