"Where's all that weight gone?"

Josyjo · 08-15-2009, 11:52 AM

What's your answer to this one? Mine so far:

"Um, I don't know - but if you find it, you can have it!"
"I put it in my top drawer with the rest of my junk"
"What weight? Are you saying I have been overweight?"
"I put it down somewhere, and, you know...."

Any good comebacks you guys? I'm dry!

SugarFreeSheila · 08-15-2009, 04:46 PM

"To your fat head!"

ItsNot2L8 · 08-15-2009, 05:39 PM

Gone but not forgotten...
Gone with the wind (bad joke, bacteria breaking down carbs in the lower intestine are a big source of flatulence)

ny_shelly · 08-15-2009, 08:21 PM

It's gone...

to hell in a handbasket.

Charski · 08-16-2009, 09:03 AM

Gone to some poor skinny person who needed it!

Burned up as energy while I ran my skinny butt all over the garden.

08-15-2009, 11:52 AM	#1
Josyjo Senior LCF Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: North UK Posts: 122 Gallery: Josyjo Stats: 184/168/140	"Where's all that weight gone?" What's your answer to this one? Mine so far: "Um, I don't know - but if you find it, you can have it!" "I put it in my top drawer with the rest of my junk" "What weight? Are you saying I have been overweight?" "I put it down somewhere, and, you know...." Any good comebacks you guys? I'm dry!

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08-15-2009, 04:46 PM	#2
SugarFreeSheila I'm here to help! Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,818 Gallery: SugarFreeSheila Stats: 141 to 110 WOE: Atkins Start Date: 2001	"To your fat head!"

08-15-2009, 05:39 PM	#3
ItsNot2L8 Very Gabby LCF Member!!! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Middle Tennessee Posts: 4,207 Gallery: ItsNot2L8 WOE: Grains aren't food, grains are what food eats	Gone but not forgotten... Gone with the wind (bad joke, bacteria breaking down carbs in the lower intestine are a big source of flatulence)

08-15-2009, 08:21 PM	#4
ny_shelly Very Gabby LCF Member!!! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Rochester, NY but originally from Pittsburgh Posts: 3,670 Gallery: ny_shelly Stats: 320.4/312.2/135 ~ 5'6" WOE: Dukan Diet Start Date: 8/26/11 Day 1	It's gone... to hell in a handbasket.

08-16-2009, 09:03 AM	#5
Charski Way too much time on my hands! Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Mostly in the kitchen! Posts: 33,822 Gallery: Charski Stats: 174 (WW)/139/150 goal 5'5" 59 years YOUNG! WOE: ATKINS always Start Date: May 2003	Gone to some poor skinny person who needed it! Burned up as energy while I ran my skinny butt all over the garden.