Yeah I know you CAN, but why?!

flourchild · 07-22-2008, 04:17 PM

I give this guy credit for understanding something easily forgotten when looking for a miracle; KISS = keep it simple, sweetie!

BARMY Keith Sorrell eats nothing but Mars bars | The Sun |News|Weird

Magicsmom · 07-22-2008, 04:29 PM

This guy is going to trash his pancreas so badly! You can't get away with that forever.

Bluegenes · 07-22-2008, 04:35 PM

What a funny article! I don't actually believe anyone could live on Mars bars, but I did get a chuckle out of it.

junkfoodmonkey · 07-23-2008, 12:52 AM

You read these stories now and again of people who live entirely on just one type of food. In fact there was a TV show over here called "Freaky Eaters" (nice sensitive title there, when they're talking about people with an eating disorder

) where a couple of psychologists help the person to get back to eating a more normal diet.

It shows the amazing resliance of the body, what it will get used to and survive on if it has to. But of course eating such a restricted diet - especially of something as unnatural as Mars bars or whatever - is obviously going to have some kind of long term health problems down the line.

Zer · 07-23-2008, 01:49 AM

Says he drinks lots of OJ as well as plenty of vodka. So "nothing but Mars bars" is not quite accurate for his nutritional intake. What is a Mars bar like? Almonds, I think, as well as chocolate and maybe nougat. Don't think I've ever had one. Have you?

Quote:

Originally Posted by flourchild

I give this guy credit for understanding something easily forgotten when looking for a miracle; KISS = keep it simple, sweetie!

junkfoodmonkey · 07-23-2008, 01:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zer

Says he drinks lots of OJ as well as plenty of vodka. So "nothing but Mars bars" is not quite accurate for his nutritional intake. What is a Mars bar like? Almonds, I think, as well as chocolate and maybe nougat. Don't think I've ever had one. Have you?

There's no almonds in the UK Mars bar. It a layer of nougat, with a layer of caramel, all coated in thick milk chocolate. Oh and if you think that sounds bad for you already, some years ago someone in Scotland (who clearly thought the heart disease rate in that country wasn't quite high enough yet) came up with the idea of coating it in batter and deep frying it.

Deep fried Mars bars are now available in many fish and chip shops in the UK, especially in Scotland.
Mars Bar - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

KROERT · 07-23-2008, 03:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by junkfoodmonkey

There's no almonds in the UK Mars bar. It a layer of nougat, with a layer of caramel, all coated in thick milk chocolate. Oh and if you think that sounds bad for you already, some years ago someone in Scotland (who clearly thought the heart disease rate in that country wasn't quite high enough yet) came up with the idea of coating it in batter and deep frying it.

Deep fried Mars bars are now available in many fish and chip shops in the UK, especially in Scotland.
Mars Bar - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

I saw Nigella Lawson make deep-fried Mars bars once. OMG!! I know it is bad for you but they looked so good! Luckily, I have never attempted to deep fry candy bars.

flatferenghi · 07-23-2008, 03:31 AM

i'm strictly frozen Milky Way candy bars. i cover the whole galaxy. If I had so continued, i would cover the whole galaxy. Love & Profits: FLATFERENGHI

CaliOkieGal4now · 07-23-2008, 09:32 AM

Not to defend this guys freakish diet..........

...... just wanted to note that there are plenty of *DIETS* out there which
are just as goofy, and we don't judge them so much....for example :

1) OPRAH WINFREY - remember when she went on that liquid diet back in the 80's ? Lost like a million pounds...? She wasn't even eating any food ! Only shakes ! that's got to be as bad as living on Mars bars.

2) Slim Fast -
Thinsk of all the devoted followers living off of those " protein BARS"...nothing more than a glorified candy bar, really..... and I know plenty of misguided gals out there that do, indeed, live off of those suckers, and don't eat real food. ! again, just as bad as living off mars bars.....

3) KIMMER -

yes, that crazy lady who used to post RIGHT HERE on low carb friends !
She'd tell people to eat nothing but EGGS for days on end ! EGGS ! Now, I love eggs just as much as anyone, but eating nothing BUT them, for days and days and days on end.......that can not possibly be good for you, I don't care how low carb and how high protein they are.;....... thats too much of a good thing, I must say....Again, just as bad as living on MArs bars, and at the time people thought KIMMER was a genious ! geez !

so.... just thought I'd mention the above instances, to show there are all kinds of crazy....

And living on Mars bars is WAY out there.....definately ! .
....maybe he's just an Alien....his DNA needs the nougat ? makes ya wonder !

CaliOkieGal4now · 07-23-2008, 09:33 AM

Not to defend this guys freakish diet..........

...... just wanted to note that there are plenty of *DIETS* out there which
are just as goofy, and we don't judge them so much....for example :

1) OPRAH WINFREY - remember when she went on that liquid diet back in the 80's ? Lost like a million pounds...? She wasn't even eating any food ! Only shakes ! that's got to be as bad as living on Mars bars.

2) Slim Fast -
Thinsk of all the devoted followers living off of those " protein BARS"...nothing more than a glorified candy bar, really..... and I know plenty of misguided gals out there that do, indeed, live off of those suckers, and don't eat real food. ! again, just as bad as living off mars bars.....

3) KIMMER -

yes, that crazy lady who used to post RIGHT HERE on low carb friends !
She'd tell people to eat nothing but EGGS for days on end ! EGGS ! Now, I love eggs just as much as anyone, but eating nothing BUT them, for days and days and days on end.......that can not possibly be good for you, I don't care how low carb and how high protein they are.;....... thats too much of a good thing, I must say....Again, just as bad as living on MArs bars, and at the time people thought KIMMER was a genious ! geez !

so.... just thought I'd mention the above instances, to show there are all kinds of crazy....

And living on Mars bars is WAY out there.....definately ! .
....maybe he's just an Alien....his DNA needs the nougat ? makes ya wonder !

flourchild · 07-23-2008, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zer

Don't think I've ever had one. Have you?

I didn't think about it until you asked. Can't believe I'm saying this, especially about candy (my all-time vice) but...

WHY YES, YES I HAVE, FRIEND. BUT IT'S BEEN SO LONG I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT THEY'RE LIKE.

OH MAH GOODNETHHH! Thank you for that nice little reality check!!

Ilpirata · 07-23-2008, 11:32 AM

I was really worried about his health until I read the
plenty of oj
and plenty of VODKA part.
*whew*
Guess he'll be just fine.

DorianH · 07-23-2008, 11:33 AM

Oh boy a man that lives on nothing but vodka and candy bars......I was wondering where to find such a specimen!!!

Slimin Cindi · 07-23-2008, 11:37 AM

Definitely would be easy to cook for!

hadenuff · 07-23-2008, 11:41 AM

I'm jealous!!!

Wonder if he hosts dinner parties?

flourchild · 07-23-2008, 11:43 AM

Stop frontin', y'all! You know half of us would be on a screwdriver-and-candy diet if we could fit into our skinny jeans!!

hadenuff · 07-23-2008, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flourchild

Stop frontin', y'all! You know half of us would be on a screwdriver-and-candy diet if we could fit into our skinny jeans!!

Jake · 07-23-2008, 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flourchild

Stop frontin', y'all! You know half of us would be on a screwdriver-and-candy diet if we could fit into our skinny jeans!!

Jake · 07-23-2008, 12:32 PM

the picture is horrible, btw. It looks like he's eating a turd.

CaliOkieGal4now · 07-23-2008, 12:33 PM

Flour - - -

yeah, you're right....I know I for one would LOVE to be able to eat my all time favorite candy, the proud, the honroable -"Snickers Bar" , all day long... oh, and why we're at it, and also would LOVE to enjoy drinking the lovely...
....Snicker- Tonics,
...Snicker-itas,
.....Snicker-Shots,
......SnickerS-On-The-Beach
....Mudslide-Snicker
...Amstel-Snicker
and Fuzzy Snicker

and STILL look fab in my favorite skinny jeans...

BUT - - -

I'll sprout wings on my back and join the other flyin pigs before THAT'll happen !!!!

07-22-2008, 04:17 PM	#1
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07-22-2008, 04:29 PM	#2
Magicsmom Committed to Succeed Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Emerald City Posts: 14,965 Gallery: Magicsmom Stats: 282/211.5/140 WOE: Seeing a nutritionist who believes in low carb! Start Date: Off & On (mostly on) since January 2004	This guy is going to trash his pancreas so badly! You can't get away with that forever.

07-22-2008, 04:35 PM	#3
Bluegenes Senior LCF Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Oregon Posts: 65 Gallery: Bluegenes Stats: 205/202/175 5'10" WOE: Barry Groves Start Date: June 2008	What a funny article! I don't actually believe anyone could live on Mars bars, but I did get a chuckle out of it.

07-23-2008, 09:32 AM	#9
CaliOkieGal4now Senior LCF Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oklahoma, but I'm from So.California Posts: 211 Gallery: CaliOkieGal4now Stats: 150/125/120 5'10'' WOE: Atkins & Power 90- All The Way!!! Start Date: February 2003	Not to defend this guys freakish diet.......... ...... just wanted to note that there are plenty of DIETS out there which are just as goofy, and we don't judge them so much....for example : 1) OPRAH WINFREY - remember when she went on that liquid diet back in the 80's ? Lost like a million pounds...? She wasn't even eating any food ! Only shakes ! that's got to be as bad as living on Mars bars. 2) Slim Fast - Thinsk of all the devoted followers living off of those " protein BARS"...nothing more than a glorified candy bar, really..... and I know plenty of misguided gals out there that do, indeed, live off of those suckers, and don't eat real food. ! again, just as bad as living off mars bars..... 3) KIMMER - yes, that crazy lady who used to post RIGHT HERE on low carb friends ! She'd tell people to eat nothing but EGGS for days on end ! EGGS ! Now, I love eggs just as much as anyone, but eating nothing BUT them, for days and days and days on end.......that can not possibly be good for you, I don't care how low carb and how high protein they are.;....... thats too much of a good thing, I must say....Again, just as bad as living on MArs bars, and at the time people thought KIMMER was a genious ! geez ! so.... just thought I'd mention the above instances, to show there are all kinds of crazy.... And living on Mars bars is WAY out there.....definately ! . ....maybe he's just an Alien....his DNA needs the nougat ? makes ya wonder !

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CaliOkieGal4now Senior LCF Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oklahoma, but I'm from So.California Posts: 211 Gallery: CaliOkieGal4now Stats: 150/125/120 5'10'' WOE: Atkins & Power 90- All The Way!!! Start Date: February 2003	Not to defend this guys freakish diet.......... ...... just wanted to note that there are plenty of DIETS out there which are just as goofy, and we don't judge them so much....for example : 1) OPRAH WINFREY - remember when she went on that liquid diet back in the 80's ? Lost like a million pounds...? She wasn't even eating any food ! Only shakes ! that's got to be as bad as living on Mars bars. 2) Slim Fast - Thinsk of all the devoted followers living off of those " protein BARS"...nothing more than a glorified candy bar, really..... and I know plenty of misguided gals out there that do, indeed, live off of those suckers, and don't eat real food. ! again, just as bad as living off mars bars..... 3) KIMMER - yes, that crazy lady who used to post RIGHT HERE on low carb friends ! She'd tell people to eat nothing but EGGS for days on end ! EGGS ! Now, I love eggs just as much as anyone, but eating nothing BUT them, for days and days and days on end.......that can not possibly be good for you, I don't care how low carb and how high protein they are.;....... thats too much of a good thing, I must say....Again, just as bad as living on MArs bars, and at the time people thought KIMMER was a genious ! geez ! so.... just thought I'd mention the above instances, to show there are all kinds of crazy.... And living on Mars bars is WAY out there.....definately ! . ....maybe he's just an Alien....his DNA needs the nougat ? makes ya wonder !

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Ilpirata MAJOR LCF POSTER! Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Beautiful San Jose, CA Posts: 1,737 Gallery: Ilpirata Stats: 257/208/170 for now... WOE: Atkins. Eating to BMR Start Date: September 2007	I was really worried about his health until I read the plenty of oj and plenty of VODKA part. whew Guess he'll be just fine.

07-23-2008, 11:33 AM	#13
DorianH MAJOR LCF POSTER! Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: RI Posts: 1,301 Gallery: DorianH Stats: 247/218/150 WOE: Moderate Carbs and Milk Free Start Date: restart 7/7/2008	Oh boy a man that lives on nothing but vodka and candy bars......I was wondering where to find such a specimen!!!

07-23-2008, 11:37 AM	#14
Slimin Cindi Senior LCF Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Panama City, FL Posts: 275 Gallery: Slimin Cindi Stats: 234/208/150 WOE: Low Carb Start Date: January 2008 restart	Definitely would be easy to cook for!

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hadenuff Senior LCF Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 538 Gallery: hadenuff Stats: 205/178/125 WOE: whole foods for health Start Date: Sept 1st 2008	I'm jealous!!! Wonder if he hosts dinner parties?

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flourchild MAJOR LCF POSTER! Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Near Haight & Ashbury Posts: 1,091 Gallery: flourchild Stats: Scale-free September WOE: Atkins' OWL Start Date: '05	Stop frontin', y'all! You know half of us would be on a screwdriver-and-candy diet if we could fit into our skinny jeans!!

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Jake zombie cricket Join Date: Dec 2000 Posts: 9,834 Gallery: Jake	the picture is horrible, btw. It looks like he's eating a turd.

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CaliOkieGal4now Senior LCF Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oklahoma, but I'm from So.California Posts: 211 Gallery: CaliOkieGal4now Stats: 150/125/120 5'10'' WOE: Atkins & Power 90- All The Way!!! Start Date: February 2003	Flour - - - yeah, you're right....I know I for one would LOVE to be able to eat my all time favorite candy, the proud, the honroable -"Snickers Bar" , all day long... oh, and why we're at it, and also would LOVE to enjoy drinking the lovely... ....Snicker- Tonics, ...Snicker-itas, .....Snicker-Shots, ......SnickerS-On-The-Beach ....Mudslide-Snicker ...Amstel-Snicker and Fuzzy Snicker and STILL look fab in my favorite skinny jeans... BUT - - - I'll sprout wings on my back and join the other flyin pigs before THAT'll happen !!!!