Late night bacon ala Rachael Ray

yellarose · 01-01-2011, 04:28 PM

I was cruising the interwebs tonight when I came across Rachael Ray's "recipe" for Late Night Bacon. I was so moved by it, I just had to share.

P.S. Please, PLEASE, take a few minutes to read as many of the recipe comments as you can. Trust me, it's worth it.

BarbDe · 01-01-2011, 04:35 PM

"I made this recipe and didn't enjoy it so much, but then my uncle said I was not supposed to eat the paper towel and the next time it was better. But not much."

Ginaaaaaa · 01-01-2011, 05:12 PM

OMG funny stuff!! Barb this one was directly below the comment you posted I lol so hard!!

Well, I was hosting a late-night get together and there were a large number of people coming (over 100 and I didn't have time to microwave each batch. So I used a whole hog, and a regular towel. It wouldn’t fit in the microwave so I just used my dryer (which is on the second floor at the top of our stairs. I set it to high and put it on for 4 hours and push start. The party starts a couple hours later, and I go into the house to check on the pig, and my dryer is shaking violently. I run up stairs and open it, and this massive spinning, flaming hog barrels down the stairs and kills 2 people. However, it was cooked perfectly, would try again!
Pros: Very tasty!
Cons: im going to jail

GeorgeLass · 01-01-2011, 05:15 PM

"too much math for so late at night"

Thanks! I needed this laugh!

drjlocarb · 01-01-2011, 07:17 PM

Too funny!

maru2 · 01-01-2011, 11:08 PM

OMG, those reviewers should have their own comedy show! Here's one that had me LOL.

IN THIS ECONOMY, we dont have fancy late night bacon money in this household. so I sliced a hot dog into approximate bacon-sized slivers.I lay the hot dog slivers out on a sheet of tin foil and I swear on my life NONE of the slivers overlapped!! I was real careful. started it & little bolts of lightning started shooting out inside of the box from the top!!! there were loud sizzling-pop-bang noises!? Idk, I grabbed my box of wine and got out of there fast..what do I do now?!?!?!

maru2 · 01-01-2011, 11:33 PM

ROTFL...another one

Yo mama so stupid, she makes Late Night Bacon early in the day.

Funny, I have friends that used this technique first thing in the morning. They called it, "Wakin Bacon". Granted this was in college and they would usually miss their first couple of classes, I think it is a great recipe.

"hey y'all - a cup of melted butter makes a terrific bacon side dip." LMBO

-Paula Deen

yellarose · 01-02-2011, 06:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maru2

ROTFL...another one

"hey y'all - a cup of melted butter makes a terrific bacon side dip."

-Paula Deen

That one made me LOL too!

01-01-2011, 04:28 PM	#1
yellarose Senior LCF Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Zebulon, NC Posts: 186 Gallery: yellarose Stats: 252/252/160 WOE: Keto Start Date: 8/29/2012	Late night bacon ala Rachael Ray I was cruising the interwebs tonight when I came across Rachael Ray's "recipe" for Late Night Bacon. I was so moved by it, I just had to share. P.S. Please, PLEASE, take a few minutes to read as many of the recipe comments as you can. Trust me, it's worth it.

01-01-2011, 11:08 PM	#6
maru2 Senior LCF Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Florida Posts: 338 Gallery: maru2 Stats: 170/145/135 WOE: atkins Start Date: 1/2007 restart 1/2010	OMG, those reviewers should have their own comedy show! Here's one that had me LOL. IN THIS ECONOMY, we dont have fancy late night bacon money in this household. so I sliced a hot dog into approximate bacon-sized slivers.I lay the hot dog slivers out on a sheet of tin foil and I swear on my life NONE of the slivers overlapped!! I was real careful. started it & little bolts of lightning started shooting out inside of the box from the top!!! there were loud sizzling-pop-bang noises!? Idk, I grabbed my box of wine and got out of there fast..what do I do now?!?!?! __________________ wanda

01-01-2011, 11:33 PM	#7
maru2 Senior LCF Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Florida Posts: 338 Gallery: maru2 Stats: 170/145/135 WOE: atkins Start Date: 1/2007 restart 1/2010	ROTFL...another one Yo mama so stupid, she makes Late Night Bacon early in the day. Funny, I have friends that used this technique first thing in the morning. They called it, "Wakin Bacon". Granted this was in college and they would usually miss their first couple of classes, I think it is a great recipe. "hey y'all - a cup of melted butter makes a terrific bacon side dip." LMBO -Paula Deen Last edited by maru2; 01-01-2011 at 11:38 PM..

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01-01-2011, 04:35 PM	#2
BarbDe Blabbermouth!!! Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: SE Florida Posts: 6,816 Gallery: BarbDe Stats: Quit smoking 11/4/07; 16/10/10 on 11/30/12 WOE: Low carb/Paleo/& Crossfit! Start Date: August 2004	"I made this recipe and didn't enjoy it so much, but then my uncle said I was not supposed to eat the paper towel and the next time it was better. But not much."

01-01-2011, 05:12 PM	#3
Ginaaaaaa Major LCF Poster! Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Maine Posts: 2,177 Gallery: Ginaaaaaa Stats: 184/177/163/158 WOE: Low Carb Start Date: April 2009	OMG funny stuff!! Barb this one was directly below the comment you posted I lol so hard!! Well, I was hosting a late-night get together and there were a large number of people coming (over 100 and I didn't have time to microwave each batch. So I used a whole hog, and a regular towel. It wouldn’t fit in the microwave so I just used my dryer (which is on the second floor at the top of our stairs. I set it to high and put it on for 4 hours and push start. The party starts a couple hours later, and I go into the house to check on the pig, and my dryer is shaking violently. I run up stairs and open it, and this massive spinning, flaming hog barrels down the stairs and kills 2 people. However, it was cooked perfectly, would try again! Pros: Very tasty! Cons: im going to jail

01-01-2011, 05:15 PM	#4
GeorgeLass Junior LCF Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 33 Gallery: GeorgeLass Stats: 278/278/160 WOE: LC to NC Start Date: Restart April 2013	"too much math for so late at night" Thanks! I needed this laugh!

01-01-2011, 07:17 PM	#5
drjlocarb Very Gabby LCF Member!!! Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,159 Gallery: drjlocarb Stats: 274/231/190 WOE: vlc/NK Start Date: 1999,2003,2007,jan2010	Too funny!