Old Timers and Newbies!

[Tooter]

Originally Posted by Lost and Found

Hey........where's Jean today?







-gene!!!!!!!

-Gene, seems to always be on the "Go"! The woman is always Busy going somewhere and doing something. I want to be her when I grow up.

[Ailuros]

Originally Posted by Tooter

No, they had a slang type accent. From Some City in the UK. That's why it was hard to understand.

I just checked, and it's set in Yorkshire, so that would explain it. I used to stay in Yorkshire with my grandmother when I was little (my father's side of the family comes from Yorkshire). I'd go to play in the park across from her house and find it really strange that some beautiful Indian child in a gorgeous little sari would open her mouth and speak with a broad Yorkshire accent . It just sounded so incongruous!

[Lost and Found]

Originally Posted by Tooter

OMG, this reminded me of a True and Funny Story on here YEARS ago.
We were in a thread about "Your most Embarrassing Moment". Heck, I don't even remember what "I" posted because this One really took the cake.


I can't even remember the posters name, but it was this woman who lived with her boyfriend. She was in one of those goofy moods (like you) and decided to do something silly. She had just gotten out of the shower and was drying herself off. She walks in the bedroom where her boyfriend was watching TV. She knew she had to Fart, so She shakes the towel off her butt, bends over and says "Here's a Kiss for you". She proceeded To "Fart" (to make him laugh) But instead of just a fart coming out.....



She actually Plopped a Poop Right there on the Floor! Her eye's and her boyfriends eye's Got huge!! She then was cowering behind the towel (trying to hide herself and her shame) and at the same time all she could do was scream at him "DON'T LOOK AT IT.......For God's sake, Don't LOOK at it"!!












That is the funniest damn story!! Can you imagine??? I think I peed my pant's a little, the first time I read that.

I am laughing hysterically right now!!!!!!

It's really not funny though....


I did the same exact thing...but when we were in the shower together!!!!!

I said, "Here's a kiss for you, and I hope that my breath doesn't smell." I farted, and sprayed the wall with poop!!! All I could say was, "Get out of here...don't look!!!".

Enbarrassing....but funny!!!!

Now, I wish it were him...instead of the wall!!!!!

[*Pear*]

I think I'll stick to pickled herring, thanks.

[Tooter]

Originally Posted by Lost and Found

I am laughing hysterically right now!!!!!!

It's really not funny though....


I did the same exact thing...but when we were in the shower together!!!!!

I said, "Here's a kiss for you, and I hope that my breath doesn't smell." I farted, and sprayed the wall with poop!!! All I could say was, "Get out of here...don't look!!!".

Enbarrassing....but funny!!!!

Now, I wish it were him...instead of the wall!!!!!

*tears streaming down my face*

[Tooter]

Originally Posted by *Pear*

I think I'll stick to pickled herring, thanks.

*still crying* OMG, Your post is so funny inbetween the Poop posts!!

[Tooter]

Originally Posted by Ailuros

I just checked, and it's set in Yorkshire, so that would explain it. I used to stay in Yorkshire with my grandmother when I was little (my father's side of the family comes from Yorkshire). I'd go to play in the park across from her house and find it really strange that some beautiful Indian child in a gorgeous little sari would open her mouth and speak with a broad Yorkshire accent . It just sounded so incongruous!

That Would explain it. Yep! *nodding*

[Lost and Found]

Originally Posted by Tooter

*tears streaming down my face*

[Lost and Found]

Originally Posted by Tooter

*still crying* OMG, Your post is so funny inbetween the Poop posts!!

That would be QUITE the POOP!!!

Hmmmm...something's fishy around here!!!!

[Tooter]

Originally Posted by Lost and Found

That would be QUITE the POOP!!!

Hmmmm...something's fishy around here!!!!

OMG, I am slap happy!! I can't stop laughing!!




You Ruined my Makeup!!

[*Pear*]

Originally Posted by Ailuros

I just checked, and it's set in Yorkshire, so that would explain it. I used to stay in Yorkshire with my grandmother when I was little (my father's side of the family comes from Yorkshire). I'd go to play in the park across from her house and find it really strange that some beautiful Indian child in a gorgeous little sari would open her mouth and speak with a broad Yorkshire accent . It just sounded so incongruous!

*wonders if her yorkshire terrier speaks in that same accent and that is why he feels so misunderstood*

[Lost and Found]

Speaking of brown paste........did you guys read my post about the peanut butter I found today?

Have any of you seen, or heard anything about it?

[*Pear*]

at the poo

[Tooter]

Originally Posted by Lost and Found

Speaking of brown paste........did you guys read my post about the peanut butter I found today?

Have any of you seen, or heard anything about it?

:r ofl:


















Umm...From what I've heard, it's GOOD!!!

[Lost and Found]

Originally Posted by Tooter

OMG, I am slap happy!! I can't stop laughing!!




You Ruined my Makeup!!

*slapping Tooter with a cold fish*

There...did that fix your make-up? There is essential oils in it!!!

[Tooter]

Maybe I should start saving the "Depends" coupons!

[Tooter]

Originally Posted by Lost and Found

*slapping Tooter with a cold fish*

There...did that fix your make-up? There is essential oils in it!!!

STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, I'm leaving!! I must start dinner and recover my face!

I'll talk with you all later.!!

[Lost and Found]

Originally Posted by Tooter

STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, I'm leaving!! I must start dinner and recover my face!

I'll talk with you all later.!!

[Ailuros]

I have to go to bed, and I'm not sure I could deal with all this stuff before breakfast (especially not if I decide to eat my kipper!). So please, no more messing up Tooter's make up tonight.

[Lost and Found]

Originally Posted by *Pear*

at the poo

POO...is COOL!!!!!

[Tooter]

Originally Posted by Ailuros

I have to go to bed, and I'm not sure I could deal with all this stuff before breakfast (especially not if I decide to eat my kipper!). So please, no more messing up Tooter's make up tonight.

:hy st:

That's it!! I'm logging out!!