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Old 03-27-2007, 11:58 AM   #91
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You are just a positive ray of sunshine, aren't you? Turns out the server was making a racket because the backup battery was running, so my assistant turned it off. And they couldn't print because the print server wasn't on - so she turned it on. Not as high tech as it could have been, huh? Honestly, I wish they WOULD call someone else. Not me when I'm sitting here all warm and cozy in my PJ's thinking about what I'm going to have for breakfast.

Yes, it is nice to have hair. And now I'll have flat hair because I will soon have a new flat iron. Who knew such things existed? I still don't want it blowing around getting messed up though. I think the wind is what knocked the power out this morning and caused all those computer problems.

I'm getting a flat iron.

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WELL I AM MOST OF THE TIME.BUT BELIEVE ME I HAVE MY DAYS TOO
JUST ASK MY DD OR DH

I BOUGHT A CHI FLAT IRON FROM E--- AND USED IT AND IT STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR SO MUCH IT WAS FLAT AS A FLITTER. SO THEN I HAD TO USE MY BIGCURLING IRON TO GIVE IT SOME BODY. I DONT LIKE GOING THROUGH ALL THAT SO I JUST MOSTLY WEAR MY NATURAL CURLS

ONE MORNING A WHILE BACK ABOUT FOUR OR FIVE MONTHS NOW
I WANTED THE SLEEK AND SMOOTH LOOK SO........
I ROLLED THE TOP PART OF MY HAIR IN THE BIG CURLING IRON AND WHEN I UNROLLED IT MY HAIR WAS STILL ON THE CURLING IRON IT BURNED IT OFF TO 1/2 IN SO THEN I HAD TO COMB MY HAIR OVER TO THE SIDE FOR QUITE SOMETIME BEFORE IT GREW BACK. OH WAS I EVER SHOCKED WHEN I SAW IT STICKING THERE STILL ON THAT CURLING IRON

SO BE CAREFUL YOU DONT LET IT GET TO HOT
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Yes, it is nice to have hair. And now I'll have flat hair because I will soon have a new flat iron. Who knew such things existed? I still don't want it blowing around getting messed up though. I think the wind is what knocked the power out this morning and caused all those computer problems.

I'm getting a flat iron.

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Lou you never fail to crack me up

I also learned that you should put something on your hair before you iron it to protect it. I've been using Paul Mitchell's Super Skinny Serum and am really liking it. CHI also makes something, I just can't remember the name of it.
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WELL I AM MOST OF THE TIME.BUT BELIEVE ME I HAVE MY DAYS TOO
JUST ASK MY DD OR DH

I BOUGHT A CHI FLAT IRON FROM E--- AND USED IT AND IT STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR SO MUCH IT WAS FLAT AS A FLITTER. SO THEN I HAD TO USE MY BIGCURLING IRON TO GIVE IT SOME BODY. I DONT LIKE GOING THROUGH ALL THAT SO I JUST MOSTLY WEAR MY NATURAL CURLS

ONE MORNING A WHILE BACK ABOUT FOUR OR FIVE MONTHS NOW
I WANTED THE SLEEK AND SMOOTH LOOK SO........
I ROLLED THE TOP PART OF MY HAIR IN THE BIG CURLING IRON AND WHEN I UNROLLED IT MY HAIR WAS STILL ON THE CURLING IRON IT BURNED IT OFF TO 1/2 IN SO THEN I HAD TO COMB MY HAIR OVER TO THE SIDE FOR QUITE SOMETIME BEFORE IT GREW BACK. OH WAS I EVER SHOCKED WHEN I SAW IT STICKING THERE STILL ON THAT CURLING IRON

SO BE CAREFUL YOU DONT LET IT GET TO HOT
Berta you are funny I found it odd getting used to straight, flat hair. When it is curly it is much fuller. Did you find the staight hair feels really different on your head?

I lost my hair a few years ago after having chemo treatments. When it grew back in it was initially extremely curly, but after a year or so it settled into being mostly wavy. So now I can either straighten or wear it wavy. Given my choice, though, I'd take my curly hair back in a minute.


Lise - I forgot to say, what a cutie pie picture of your daughter in your avi!
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Yes, Lou,
Your posts always make me smile, if not laugh right out loud. And I love to laugh so keep 'em comin' sistah!!

Sending good vibes to Berta's WW scale tonight!! Be sure to post your results.


My new grill is going to be hooked up to natural gas too as soon as the conversion kit comes and DH has time to re-run the line. When we had the new deck built we got rid of the old grill and cut the line off. I can't wiat to try it out. I'm most looking forward to grilling fish, for some reason. Grilled mahi mahi sandwiches from my favorite little beach bar in Puerto Vallarta keep running through my head. I'm going to try to recreate them. Wish me luck.

I'm still working on my Spanish. I guess I'm making progress b/c I checked a Pimsleur set out of the library and I didn't learn one NEW thing from it. It was good review though. I just might be able to speak it one day!! I just wish I had someone to practice on.
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Yes, Lou,
Your posts always make me smile, if not laugh right out loud. And I love to laugh so keep 'em comin' sistah!!

Sending good vibes to Berta's WW scale tonight!! Be sure to post your results.


My new grill is going to be hooked up to natural gas too as soon as the conversion kit comes and DH has time to re-run the line. When we had the new deck built we got rid of the old grill and cut the line off. I can't wiat to try it out. I'm most looking forward to grilling fish, for some reason. Grilled mahi mahi sandwiches from my favorite little beach bar in Puerto Vallarta keep running through my head. I'm going to try to recreate them. Wish me luck.

I'm still working on my Spanish. I guess I'm making progress b/c I checked a Pimsleur set out of the library and I didn't learn one NEW thing from it. It was good review though. I just might be able to speak it one day!! I just wish I had someone to practice on.

I LOVE grilled mahi-mahi.

Don't know if you know this, but Rebecca speaks fluent Spanish. So if you ever have any questions I can run them by her for you.
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Thanks Mel,
My biggest problem is I have a real problem rolling my R's. But all the programs say to just keep practicing and that's what I do. It's funny, it seems I can do it better if I whisper but if I try outloud I can't do it. I could never do the machine gun sound my brothers did either and believe me, I spent hours of my young life trying as hard as I could to no avail.
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Hey Minky, Jenn, Cin, Berta, Lou and all the rest of my WW peeps! I'm just plugging along, trying to get more active as the weather is getting nicer. I haven't been doing the best on CORE but really want to stick with it. The hardest part is definitely leaving food on my plate when I am full, but I was finding that with FLEX, even if I was stuffed (from say a huge salad) but I still had 3 points left, I would eat my planned snack of yogurt & raspberries, or whatever it was that I had planned for the day. I really want to get away from that, listen to my hunger and eat accordingly. This morning I was eating some oatmeal with banana and cottage cheese. I got about halfway done and was satisfied, so the rest went in the garbage. I did experience some separation anxiety, though :blush:
Good for you on tossing the rest of your oatmeal. That's another issue for me. As someone who was taught to clean their plate growing up, it's difficult to throw food away.

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By the way the fiber1 bars I think its made by the same people that make the cereal. I read about them on the WW site, they are soooooo good and since they have a lot of fiber are lower in points.
I don't think I can have those in the house any more. I bought them, they're delicious...very delicious...and only 2 points, but they set off my chocolate cravings. I bought some of the Kashi bars last time.

All this talk of flat irons. I have pencil straight hair, think Peggy Lipton from Mod Squad (nods to Linc). I use a curling iron on it. The grass is always greener on the other side...

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Thanks Mel,
My biggest problem is I have a real problem rolling my R's. But all the programs say to just keep practicing and that's what I do. It's funny, it seems I can do it better if I whisper but if I try outloud I can't do it. I could never do the machine gun sound my brothers did either and believe me, I spent hours of my young life trying as hard as I could to no avail.
I'm chuckling to myself, picturing you on your next vacation, whispering to everyone!
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Una mas cerveza por favor.

Creme, no leche.

Donde es los banos?

I also know how to say my penis is the penis of fire but I don't know how to spell it. And I can roll my tongue too.

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I wanna know where you got one for $70?
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Berta you are funny I found it odd getting used to straight, flat hair. When it is curly it is much fuller. Did you find the staight hair feels really different on your head?

I lost my hair a few years ago after having chemo treatments. When it grew back in it was initially extremely curly, but after a year or so it settled into being mostly wavy. So now I can either straighten or wear it wavy. Given my choice, though, I'd take my curly hair back in a minute.


Lise - I forgot to say, what a cutie pie picture of your daughter in your avi!
OH I AM SO SORRY NOW I FEEL LIKE I WAS NOSEY. PLEASE FORGIVE ME:blush: AND I AM GLAD YOU ARE BETTER
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Yes, Lou,
Your posts always make me smile, if not laugh right out loud. And I love to laugh so keep 'em comin' sistah!!

Sending good vibes to Berta's WW scale tonight!! Be sure to post your results.


My new grill is going to be hooked up to natural gas too as soon as the conversion kit comes and DH has time to re-run the line. When we had the new deck built we got rid of the old grill and cut the line off. I can't wiat to try it out. I'm most looking forward to grilling fish, for some reason. Grilled mahi mahi sandwiches from my favorite little beach bar in Puerto Vallarta keep running through my head. I'm going to try to recreate them. Wish me luck.

I'm still working on my Spanish. I guess I'm making progress b/c I checked a Pimsleur set out of the library and I didn't learn one NEW thing from it. It was good review though. I just might be able to speak it one day!! I just wish I had someone to practice on.
THANKS SO MUCH I AM THINKING I SHOULD LOSE, BUT I THOUGHT I WOULD LAST WEEK TOO
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I wanna know where you got one for $70?
At a place called Goodman's online. I read good reviews about the one I got (and I have already forgotten which one it is) but it was advertised at somewhere in the $100 range. I need to start doing something different with my hair. But not cutting it myself, which I do all the time. My hairdresser hates when I get creative that way.

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Una mas cerveza por favor.

Creme, no leche.

Donde es los banos?

I also know how to say my penis is the penis of fire but I don't know how to spell it. And I can roll my tongue too.

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Creme, no leche.

Donde es los banos?

I also know how to say my penis is the penis of fire but I don't know how to spell it. And I can roll my tongue too.

Lou
You are just too talented!! You could just phoenetically spell it out for me and I could practice the audio at least. Does it have rolling r's in it? If it does it'll come out all Americanized anyway.


And yes Mel, I'll become known as The Crazy Whispering Tourist. That made me laugh out loud too. Wow, twice in one day. I love it!!!
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I also know how to say my penis is the penis of fire but I don't know how to spell it. And I can roll my tongue too.

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A rolling tongue AND a penis of fire. You are quite the catch.....
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OH I AM SO SORRY NOW I FEEL LIKE I WAS NOSEY. PLEASE FORGIVE ME:blush: AND I AM GLAD YOU ARE BETTER
No need to apologize, if I thought you were being nosey I'd have told you so!
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You are just too talented!! You could just phoenetically spell it out for me and I could practice the audio at least. Does it have rolling r's in it? If it does it'll come out all Americanized anyway.


And yes Mel, I'll become known as The Crazy Whispering Tourist. That made me laugh out loud too. Wow, twice in one day. I love it!!!
Mi verga es la verga del fuego.

Roll the "r" with verga (both times) and at the same time, do a pelvic thrust (both times). Your hands must be on your hips, of course, and you say this phrase with authority, pausing briefly after the first verga to give your audience time to ponder what will follow.

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PS. No, Berta, mi verga is an imaginary verga.
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GOOD I AM HAPPY ABOUT THAT.
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Berta you are funny I found it odd getting used to straight, flat hair. When it is curly it is much fuller. Did you find the staight hair feels really different on your head?

I lost my hair a few years ago after having chemo treatments. When it grew back in it was initially extremely curly, but after a year or so it settled into being mostly wavy. So now I can either straighten or wear it wavy. Given my choice, though, I'd take my curly hair back in a minute.


Lise - I forgot to say, what a cutie pie picture of your daughter in your avi!
WELL MY HAIR IS SO SHINY AFTER I STRAIGHTEN IT. I DO REALLY LIKE THAT. BUT I JUST DONT LIKE THE FLAT HEAD THING. MAYBE THEN I GET SOME OF THIS FAT OFF IT WILL BE A DIFFERENT STORY
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Mi verga es la verga del fuego.

Roll the "r" with verga (both times) and at the same time, do a pelvic thrust (both times). Your hands must be on your hips, of course, and you say this phrase with authority, pausing briefly after the first verga to give your audience time to ponder what will follow.

Lou

PS. No, Berta, mi verga is an imaginary verga.
OH LOU YOU ARE NAUGHTY I MEANT TO TELL YOU TRY TO GET A CERAMIC FLAT IRON THEY ARE MUCH BETTER FOR YOUR HAIR. I DO NOT KNOW WHY, THAT IS JUST WHAT I HAVE BEEN TOLD
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JUST FYI I POSTED A COUPLE NEW RECIPES ON THE WW RECIPE THREAD. THE BEAN BURGERS ARE QUITE TASTY. THEY MAY NOT SOUND GOOD BUT THE REALLY ARE.
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Roll the "r" with verga (both times) and at the same time, do a pelvic thrust (both times). Your hands must be on your hips, of course, and you say this phrase with authority, pausing briefly after the first verga to give your audience time to ponder what will follow.

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The visuals make all the difference! It's really like a public service announcement that way...

Has anyone seen the Saturday Night Live video with Justin Timberlake? D!ck in a box? It's on UTube. Two men sing about giving their girlfriends a d!ck in the a box for Xmas and you see them standing there with a box suspended in front of their flys. The explanation doesn't do it justice...but it goes along quite well with Lou's Spanish phrasing...

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Creme, no leche.

Donde es los banos?

I also know how to say my penis is the penis of fire but I don't know how to spell it. And I can roll my tongue too.

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SPEW!

Great now I wet my pants not only when I sneeze but when I read your posts as well!

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Roll the "r" with verga (both times) and at the same time, do a pelvic thrust (both times). Your hands must be on your hips, of course, and you say this phrase with authority, pausing briefly after the first verga to give your audience time to ponder what will follow.

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You guys are too funny!

I am sitting here peeing my pants!

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The visuals make all the difference! It's really like a public service announcement that way...

Has anyone seen the Saturday Night Live video with Justin Timberlake? D!ck in a box? It's on UTube. Two men sing about giving their girlfriends a d!ck in the a box for Xmas and you see them standing there with a box suspended in front of their flys. The explanation doesn't do it justice...but it goes along quite well with Lou's Spanish phrasing...

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SPEW!

Great now I wet my pants not only when I sneeze but when I read your posts as well!

Ok, now I've lost count how many times I've laughed out loud on this thread today. I'm very thankful my bladder was not full any of those times.

I'm going to have to practice that phase. I'm sure with my whispering accent I'll be quite scary. I hope I don't get arrested!
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I forgot to tell you guys about my yummy snack today......

1 pt english muffin - toasted
with 1 pt laughing cow cheese wedge
and a sliced tomato
with a sprinkle of garlic salt.

2 points of heaven!

I have no idea what made me think of this......cheese I guess and all this foreign language stuff...

They used to have these mock commercials on a radio station I listened to. One was about a perfume called "Coup La Fromage" ("Cut the Cheese" for the French-challenged) and for men, "Windbreaker." When you want to be left standing in a room......alone. Just find the bottle shaped like a finger - and pull.

There. Unless I can come up with a potty mouth haiku, I think I'm done with the toilet humor for the day. Could it because I watched Joe Dirt the other night?

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Old 03-27-2007, 06:23 PM   #117
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Mi verga es la verga del fuego.

Roll the "r" with verga (both times) and at the same time, do a pelvic thrust (both times). Your hands must be on your hips, of course, and you say this phrase with authority, pausing briefly after the first verga to give your audience time to ponder what will follow.

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Do I even want to know how you came to learn all this????
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Old 03-27-2007, 06:30 PM   #118
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For my AI peeps what was up with Sanjaya tonight? I think he is blatantly trying to be as bad as possible and see if he still gets through. He knows he's not going to win, and now he's on the tour, so with that hair tonight it makes me think he's trying to be bad on purpose!
Vote for the worst loves him, it will be interesting to see if he stays.

OK, g'night all. Good times today you all
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Old 03-27-2007, 07:04 PM   #119
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WELL I AM BACK BUT IT'S LATE JUST WANTED TO LET YOU ALL KNOW I LOST ALMOST ALL THE TWO LBS I GAINED LAST WEEK . I LOST 1.8 WHEW WAS I GLAD. I HAVE TO GET MORE VEGETABLES IN THIS WEEK.

AND THE LEADER TOLD ME THAT WHEN YOU EXERCISE THE ONLINE TRACKER TAKES THE POINTS AWAY FROM YOUR EXERCISE POINTS FIRST, BEFORE THE WEEKLY EXTRA POINTS. SO I GUESS THAT IS JUST THE WAY IT HAS TO BE?

I EARNED 40 EXERCISE PTS THIS WEEK BUT NOW I CANT USE THEM
CAUSE IT IS'T A NEW WEEK FOR ME

I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A PEACEFUL, RESTFUL, GOOD DREAM FILLED NIGHT.
UNTIL TOMORROW

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Old 03-27-2007, 08:05 PM   #120
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Way to Go Berta!!
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