Why the fascination with Kimmer? #16 - Page 29

thetruthinhiding · 04-16-2008, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by jo2621

Anybody watch South Park?

That's what Cartman's mother sez about him.

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/T...3/imnotfat.wav

Other quotes from Cartman she could try:

I'm not fat, I have a different life choice.
I'm not fat, I'm big boned.
I'm not fat, I just haven't grown into my body yet you skinny *****.
I can't lose weight, Butters, because I'm not fat, I'm big-boned. You can't slim down bones, stupid!
[Playing street hockey] Kyle: Shut up Cartman! Your body is bigger than the goal!
Cartman: No, I just have a sweet hockey body.
I'm not fat, I'm festively plump
I'm not fat, My Mom says I'm fluffy

jo2621 · 04-16-2008, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by thetruthinhiding

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/T...3/imnotfat.wav

now if that could only be the soundtrack (looped) of the depo video.......

my fave: I'm not fat, I'm festively plump

Katinsac · 04-16-2008, 02:23 PM

Wow, Cutie...you have your hands full, I feel for you. I was a caretaker for my family for a long time (so glad it is over now, lol...my brothers are on their own!). Just be sure to find some time for yourself as you will need it. Pop in when you can...we will keep your legacy alive though....lol (with or without you...).

HoneyBee2 · 04-16-2008, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by mrsmenopausal

Honey!! So glad to see you. I hope you're all feeling better now. Missed ya!

Hiya MrsM!

Kudos on being added to the fatosphere blogroll. Your blog looks great and love the informational link you put on there about children's nutritional needs.

Quote:

Originally Posted by jo2621

Anybody watch South Park?
That's what Cartman's mother sez about him.

[OT] Did you watch the show where the guys are trying their hand at being paparazzi in order to get pics of Britney Spears to sell? Oh my goddess
it was funny!

[/OT]
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I read the posts about TT - About how the camp is now Heather and Brian's due to insurance cost? Any updates from that situation?

Then SamRedman has a copy of the KK site on his blog and he has some virus on there?
What is up with that? Anyone know why, how or WTH?

thetruthinhiding · 04-16-2008, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by HoneyBee2

Then SamRedman has a copy of the KK site on his blog and he has some virus on there?
What is up with that? Anyone know why, how or WTH?

I think it was established in here that Sam Redman's page had no virus. He *says* he backed up the front page of KK (which is easy to do) to research it. Probably writing some book so he can profit off this whole mess.

jo2621 · 04-16-2008, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by HoneyBee2

Did you watch the show where the guys are trying their hand at being paparazzi in order to get pics of Britney Spears to sell? Oh my goddess
it was funny!

I think I may have seen all of them...so many are just hilarious but one of my favorites is where Cartman wants to figure out who his dad is but can't because he was conceived on the night of the "Drunken Barn Dance" and his Mom doesn't know. It makes him regress and have tea parties with stuffed animals in the back yard. (Polly Prissy Pants is one of them...reminds me of sock puppet parties!!!) Kyle and Stan enter a videotape they made of Cartman called "Little Boy's Tea Party" in the weekly contest held by America’s Stupidest Home Videos.

thetruthinhiding · 04-16-2008, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by jo2621

I think I may have seen all of them...so many are just hilarious but one of my favorites is where Cartman wants to figure out who his dad is but can't because he was conceived on the night of the "Drunken Barn Dance" and his Mom doesn't know. It makes him regress and have tea parties with stuffed animals in the back yard. (Polly Prissy Pants is one of them...reminds me of sock puppet parties!!!) Kyle and Stan enter a videotape they made of Cartman called "Little Boy's Tea Party" in the weekly contest held by America’s Stupidest Home Videos.

Off Topic, but I think my favorite was the World of Warcraft one.

mrsmenopausal · 04-16-2008, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by HoneyBee2

Hiya MrsM!

Kudos on being added to the fatosphere blogroll. Your blog looks great and love the informational link you put on there about children's nutritional needs.
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the-f-word site? Thanks! I love that site.

That tool is handy, isn't it?

jeanessa · 04-16-2008, 04:01 PM

Slightly Off Topic

I gained 43 pounds since the last time I saw him in November (which was a shock to me since I threw out my scale a while back) and my blood sugar was abnormal. He said five syllables: pre-diabetes

.

I am in a tailspin. What do I do?

ETA: How in the blue blazes do you gain 43 pounds and not know it? I thought maybe 10, but 43? 43?!

thetruthinhiding · 04-16-2008, 04:16 PM

Jeanessa, I am so sorry. I'm sure some the very knowledgeable folks here can help you. Maybe Heidi should listen to the answers you get.

If you want inspiration, read Taubes.

Also chapter 5 of Barry Groves book is about the ideal diet for diabetics, and should give you some quick guidelines. (Low carb, high fat)

WildAngel6 · 04-16-2008, 04:20 PM

A Tenacious Dieters Bloggy Blog: A hi to the kimkins fighters! otherwise known as Ducks!

Coffey To Go: WOW! I've been away so long....

mariasol: Kimkins Blog

The Lighter Side of Low-Carb: Cooking for Six-- Breakfast

The Lighter Side of Low-Carb: Wednesday Waffles

Dirty Minds

cleochatra · 04-16-2008, 04:32 PM

OMG!! Kimmer/Cartman: "Screw you guys. I'm going home."

cleochatra · 04-16-2008, 04:33 PM

WildAngel-- your badge is so pretty!

gibster · 04-16-2008, 04:50 PM

Saw this today in the Chicago Sun-Times:

Should anorexia enablers get jail? :: CHICAGO SUN-TIMES :: Nation

Magicsmom · 04-16-2008, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by ChloeKatz

Thanks for your kind words about Spike. We are devastated. We got him to replace our 3 Shar Peis that died of old age. He came from a rescue and had many abandonment issues. We worked very hard to get him to accept love and that he had a "forever" home. I can't believe we are going to lose him. We have been told to expect sudden death. I hold my breath every day.

Cutie · 04-16-2008, 05:05 PM

btw terry...

i FINALLY got to see the video that you were in...nice job!

Cutie · 04-16-2008, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeanessa

Slightly Off Topic

I gained 43 pounds since the last time I saw him in November (which was a shock to me since I threw out my scale a while back) and my blood sugar was abnormal. He said five syllables: pre-diabetes

.

I am in a tailspin. What do I do?

ETA: How in the blue blazes do you gain 43 pounds and not know it? I thought maybe 10, but 43? 43?!

oh nessa, sorry to see that you got disappointing news at the doctor's office today.

but if you wanna send 59.95 to my paypal account, i'd be happy to tell you how to take those unwanted pounds off

jk!

Cutie · 04-16-2008, 05:11 PM

seriously though nessa...

have you tried doing the atkins diet "by the book"? it seems to work so well for so many.

WildAngel6 · 04-16-2008, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by cleochatra

WildAngel-- your badge is so pretty!

Thank you, Cleo.

It came with my Barbie Ducktective dress up kit....

wifezilla · 04-16-2008, 05:27 PM

Sorry to hear that Jeanessa.

I would also suggest "Good Calories Bad Calories". That keeps me on the straight and narrow.

You can take it off again. Just have to keep those insulin levels and blood sugar levels low. Stay LOW on those carbs and make sure you are getting plenty of good fats.

Mayberryfan · 04-16-2008, 05:28 PM

Jeanessa

You are going through so much right now, and I'm sure that's contributed to your gain. Stress eating gets just about everyone. Don't beat yourself up! You have a great opportunity now to just start over. Cutie's right. Get an Atkins book or Protein Power or the Glycemic Load book and follow the plan. All are healthy, doctor approved regimines that will take off the weight you've gained. I know it's discouraging! But, we're all pulling for you and we know you CAN do it.

I've never seen anyone in my life as determined as you are! You've just been so busy lately that you haven't had time for yourself. Make the time. Do whatever plan you select. Do it for you and your health.

MissMerize · 04-16-2008, 05:45 PM

Oh, the stoli is a flowin now. I wish it was friday. I need a good distraction.

Madam De Leon · 04-16-2008, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Mayberryfan

Jeanessa

You are going through so much right now, and I'm sure that's contributed to your gain. Stress eating gets just about everyone. Don't beat yourself up! You have a great opportunity now to just start over. Cutie's right. Get an Atkins book or Protein Power or the Glycemic Load book and follow the plan. All are healthy, doctor approved regimines that will take off the weight you've gained. I know it's discouraging! But, we're all pulling for you and we know you CAN do it.

I've never seen anyone in my life as determined as you are! You've just been so busy lately that you haven't had time for yourself. Make the time. Do whatever plan you select. Do it for you and your health.

I second this, and believe Atkins or Protein Power would both be excellent choices to follow. Either one will bring your blood sugar down to normal levels very quickly, while keeping your tummy satisfied and helping you shed any excess weight. They'll also help you have a lot more energy (once you get past any induction flu), to cope with all the things you're dealing with right now.

jeanessa · 04-16-2008, 06:03 PM

Thanks for the encouraging words. I have tried Atkins by the book, but Induction Flu gets me every time.

I will try again, though, I have a little more incentive, hmm? I'll let y'all know how it goes.

I ranted in my blog, too, by the way, you oughta have a looksee before I recover my senses and delete those posts.

WildAngel6 · 04-16-2008, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by jeanessa

Thanks for the encouraging words. I have tried Atkins by the book, but Induction Flu gets me every time.

I will try again, though, I have a little more incentive, hmm? I'll let y'all know how it goes.

I ranted in my blog, too, by the way, you oughta have a looksee before I recover my senses and delete those posts.

You might also go to the library and have a look see at Dr. Bernstein's Diabetes Solution and Dr. Atkins Diabetes Revolution. Two excellent resources for both the diabetic and pre-diabetic.

Induction Flu s

04-16-2008, 04:01 PM	#849
jeanessa Senior LCF Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: The Great Lakes State Posts: 573 Gallery: jeanessa Stats: 289.6/289.6/??? WOE: Atkins Start Date: 4/19/08	Went to the doctor today... Slightly Off Topic I gained 43 pounds since the last time I saw him in November (which was a shock to me since I threw out my scale a while back) and my blood sugar was abnormal. He said five syllables: pre-diabetes . I am in a tailspin. What do I do? ETA: How in the blue blazes do you gain 43 pounds and not know it? I thought maybe 10, but 43? 43?! Last edited by jeanessa : 04-16-2008 at 04:16 PM.

04-16-2008, 04:16 PM	#850
thetruthinhiding Senior LCF Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: 40 miles off Land's End Posts: 226 Gallery: thetruthinhiding Stats: 800 lb Gorilla WOE: jemangepatelol	Jeanessa, I am so sorry. I'm sure some the very knowledgeable folks here can help you. Maybe Heidi should listen to the answers you get. If you want inspiration, read Taubes. Also chapter 5 of Barry Groves book is about the ideal diet for diabetics, and should give you some quick guidelines. (Low carb, high fat) Last edited by thetruthinhiding : 04-16-2008 at 04:52 PM.

04-16-2008, 05:28 PM	#861
Mayberryfan MAJOR LCF POSTER! Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Alabama Posts: 1,438 Gallery: Mayberryfan Stats: 255/204/150 WOE: PPLP Start Date: June 6, 2007	Jeanessa You are going through so much right now, and I'm sure that's contributed to your gain. Stress eating gets just about everyone. Don't beat yourself up! You have a great opportunity now to just start over. Cutie's right. Get an Atkins book or Protein Power or the Glycemic Load book and follow the plan. All are healthy, doctor approved regimines that will take off the weight you've gained. I know it's discouraging! But, we're all pulling for you and we know you CAN do it. I've never seen anyone in my life as determined as you are! You've just been so busy lately that you haven't had time for yourself. Make the time. Do whatever plan you select. Do it for you and your health. __________________ _________________ "A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have." - Thomas Jefferson .......... http://mayberryfan.blogspot.com/

04-16-2008, 02:23 PM	#843
Katinsac MAJOR LCF POSTER! Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Sacramento, CA Posts: 2,621 Gallery: Katinsac Stats: 211.8/192.2/145 WOE: Atkins 72 Start Date: June 4, 2007	Wow, Cutie...you have your hands full, I feel for you. I was a caretaker for my family for a long time (so glad it is over now, lol...my brothers are on their own!). Just be sure to find some time for yourself as you will need it. Pop in when you can...we will keep your legacy alive though....lol (with or without you...).

04-16-2008, 04:20 PM	#851
WildAngel6 MAJOR LCF POSTER! Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Cali Posts: 1,196 Gallery: WildAngel6 WOE: Atkins	A Tenacious Dieters Bloggy Blog: A hi to the kimkins fighters! otherwise known as Ducks! Coffey To Go: WOW! I've been away so long.... mariasol: Kimkins Blog The Lighter Side of Low-Carb: Cooking for Six-- Breakfast The Lighter Side of Low-Carb: Wednesday Waffles Dirty Minds

04-16-2008, 04:32 PM	#852
cleochatra Big Yapper!!!! Join Date: May 2005 Location: Denver, Colorado Posts: 7,721 Gallery: cleochatra Stats: 350/264/125 WOE: Atkins Start Date: January 1, 2008	OMG!! Kimmer/Cartman: "Screw you guys. I'm going home."

04-16-2008, 04:33 PM	#853
cleochatra Big Yapper!!!! Join Date: May 2005 Location: Denver, Colorado Posts: 7,721 Gallery: cleochatra Stats: 350/264/125 WOE: Atkins Start Date: January 1, 2008	WildAngel-- your badge is so pretty!

04-16-2008, 04:50 PM	#854
gibster Senior LCF Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Chicago area Posts: 529 Gallery: gibster Stats: 268/221.6/155 WOE: Atkins 2002 Start Date: Aug 26	Saw this today in the Chicago Sun-Times: Should anorexia enablers get jail? :: CHICAGO SUN-TIMES :: Nation

04-16-2008, 05:05 PM	#856
Cutie happy girlie girl! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: TX Posts: 6,146 Gallery: Cutie Stats: lost 110lbs. 245-135; maintaining 135-140 :) WOE: IE w/mostly low GL foods	btw terry... i FINALLY got to see the video that you were in...nice job!

04-16-2008, 05:11 PM	#858
Cutie happy girlie girl! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: TX Posts: 6,146 Gallery: Cutie Stats: lost 110lbs. 245-135; maintaining 135-140 :) WOE: IE w/mostly low GL foods	seriously though nessa... have you tried doing the atkins diet "by the book"? it seems to work so well for so many.

04-16-2008, 05:27 PM	#860
wifezilla Very Gabby LCF Member!!! Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Near Colorado Springs, CO Posts: 4,925 Gallery: wifezilla Stats: 250/209/190 WOE: Read em all. Doing it my way. Start Date: May 2007	Sorry to hear that Jeanessa. I would also suggest "Good Calories Bad Calories". That keeps me on the straight and narrow. You can take it off again. Just have to keep those insulin levels and blood sugar levels low. Stay LOW on those carbs and make sure you are getting plenty of good fats.

04-16-2008, 05:45 PM	#862
MissMerize MAJOR LCF POSTER! Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: North East Posts: 1,234 Gallery: MissMerize Stats: 170/162/142 WOE: Meat and Martini Diet, cycled with oopsie rolls Start Date: 3/18/08	Oh, the stoli is a flowin now. I wish it was friday. I need a good distraction.

04-16-2008, 06:03 PM	#864
jeanessa Senior LCF Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: The Great Lakes State Posts: 573 Gallery: jeanessa Stats: 289.6/289.6/??? WOE: Atkins Start Date: 4/19/08	Thanks for the encouraging words. I have tried Atkins by the book, but Induction Flu gets me every time. I will try again, though, I have a little more incentive, hmm? I'll let y'all know how it goes. I ranted in my blog, too, by the way, you oughta have a looksee before I recover my senses and delete those posts.