Why the fascination with Kimmer? #15 - Page 86

This time · 04-02-2008, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jo2621

Aw I know teacher lady... those SAT questions are never "real world"... how about...

"A diet expert weighs 258 pounds (

) and is carrying a suitcase full of socks, cookies and bottles. She has a flock of ducks nipping at her heels; how fast can she hitch hike from Corona to Tijuana"?

Show your work.

Not fast enough

Free Indeed · 04-02-2008, 02:37 PM

40,000 members x $59.99 each = $239,960.00 divided by .48 for each 4 pack sold means she would have to move about 499,916.66 4 packs of puddin' according to my estimation. Someone might want to double check my figures though. I'm not used to counting that high.

That's a lot of puddin'

wackytobeme · 04-02-2008, 02:42 PM

Okay, I am just really really slow, but since 40,000 * 59.95 = $239,960. How did she manage to make over a million? Closer to 2 mill someone has speculated.

ETA: left out a zero it's 2,398,000
carry on

gibster · 04-02-2008, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wackytobeme

Okay, I am just really really slow, but since 40,000 * 59.95 = $239,960. How did she manage to make over a million? Closer to 2 mill someone has speculated.

Oooppss - because Free Indeed missed a zero! It should be $2,399,600

BamaGal · 04-02-2008, 02:47 PM

never mind

Free Indeed · 04-02-2008, 02:47 PM

Ha ha! Ooops. I told you I'm not used to counting that high. I mutliplied 4,000 instead of 40,000. Let me try that again.

40,000 members x $59.99 = 2,399,600.00 divided by .48 = 49,991,666.6 and that really is a lot of puddin'

jo2621 · 04-02-2008, 02:49 PM

That puddin is filling, easy to carry, requires no refrigeration, is an excellent low carb protein source, available in bulk.....

could be used on a run(?) for the border.

Free Indeed · 04-02-2008, 02:50 PM

okay, let me try that again. 2,399.600.00 divided by .48 = 4,999,166.6

I think. It's these dad gummed webbed feet. Hard to count on my fingers and toes.

jo2621 · 04-02-2008, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Free Indeed

okay, let me try that again. 2,399.600.00 divided by .48 = 4,999,166.6

I think. It's these dad gummed webbed feet. Hard to count on my fingers and toes.

awwww.......s'ufferin' s'uccotash

wackytobeme · 04-02-2008, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Free Indeed

okay, let me try that again. 2,399.600.00 divided by .48 = 4,999,166.6

I think. It's these dad gummed webbed feet. Hard to count on my fingers and toes.

dat's still a lot of puddin'

wackytobeme · 04-02-2008, 03:00 PM

I believe about 625TONs of puddin' (at 4 oz ea.) If I plugged the #'s in correctly

jo2621 · 04-02-2008, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wackytobeme

I believe about 625TONs of puddin' (at 4 oz ea.) If I plugged the #'s in correctly

Maybe she could tell everyone that the real "plan behind the plan" is puddin. Then she could really be raking in the puddin plan proceeds.

Hey "daffy duck" (Free Indeed) can you say puddin plan proceeds 10 times fast??

Katinsac · 04-02-2008, 03:08 PM

just about covers Heidi's hips doesn't it? lol...sorry

wackytobeme · 04-02-2008, 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jo2621

Maybe she could tell everyone that the real "plan behind the plan" is puddin. Then she could really be raking in the puddin plan proceeds.

Hey "daffy duck" (Free Indeed) can you say puddin plan proceeds 10 times fast??

I'd pay ya! $.48

wackytobeme · 04-02-2008, 03:11 PM

shoot gotta go..have a great evening everyone...and save me some puddin'

Mayberryfan · 04-02-2008, 03:29 PM

Even Heidi can't eat THAT much pudding. I predict a new Vegas attraction - Cabana boy puddin' wrestlin'! $59.95 for each ticket.

Of course, that entitles you to a lifetime of CBPW action, personal wrestlin' tips from the main Cabana boy, an online journal to record your thoughts about the matches put on by the CBPW, and a list of acceptable pudding flavors that may be used during official matches.

Larcana · 04-02-2008, 03:45 PM

You guys are killing me tonight!

What about this? If it takes two cabana boys 30 minutes of puddin' wrestlin to empty the puddin pool, then how many minutes does it take for 2 million cabana boys to....uh hmmm.
Lauren

jo2621 · 04-02-2008, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayberryfan

Even Heidi can't eat THAT much pudding. I predict a new Vegas attraction - Cabana boy puddin' wrestlin'! $59.95 for each ticket.

Of course, that entitles you to a lifetime of CBPW action, personal wrestlin' tips from the main Cabana boy, an online journal to record your thoughts about the matches put on by the CBPW, and a list of acceptable pudding flavors that may be used during official matches.

I'm thinking as an homage to the puddin namesake that a good idea would be to have "costumes" from his different movies for the boys to wear. You know boxing trunk speedos, camo speedos etc.

Heidi might even get away with one of her "celebrity" endorsements by using a photo of SL w/ "him" at the wax museum in Vegas

Amyb1569 · 04-02-2008, 04:22 PM

Okay today has been a crap day. Yes I know ..someone can post on my blog and tell me how awful I am for saying I had a bad day. I am over that whole topic.
I wanted to share something that made me smile today. Yes I do smile..lol

Sandy from on here called me today and we had a great talk. She always knows what to say. Anyway..Cole my 3 yr old talked to Sandy and told her she could come to Hawaii with it. And when Sandy repeated it to him..he said sure..come on ..let's go.

So Sandy....are you packed?

Larcana · 04-02-2008, 04:29 PM

Amyb,
Hang in there you are doing great things. KK must be stopped and anyone left in the Kimpound needs a hand getting out. It's like a prison break some believe they are better off in prison, some don't.
Lauren

HoneyBee2 · 04-02-2008, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rebel

HoneyBee. Oh, wait a minute. I know you, don't I?

I've been missing you! Glad you're back.

I know I haven't been around as much...I have missed y'all too.

I skipped a few pages, but I see y'all have been holding down the fort.

rebel · 04-02-2008, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amyb1569

Okay today has been a crap day. Yes I know ..someone can post on my blog and tell me how awful I am for saying I had a bad day. I am over that whole topic.
I wanted to share something that made me smile today. Yes I do smile..lol

Sandy from on here called me today and we had a great talk. She always knows what to say. Anyway..Cole my 3 yr old talked to Sandy and told her she could come to Hawaii with it. And when Sandy repeated it to him..he said sure..come on ..let's go.

So Sandy....are you packed?

Shucks, Amyb - and I thought I was the one who always knew what to say.

Katinsac · 04-02-2008, 05:00 PM

Honey, you need to clean your PM box...

WildAngel6 · 04-02-2008, 05:06 PM

Recommended Reading:

I’m Mad as Hell and I’m NOT Gonna Take it ANYMORE « Diary of a Mad Housewife

What price is too high??? Kimkins Scam

Many antikimkins bloggers are helping Kimmer! 2big4mysize’s Weblog

WEIGHING THE FACTS: Lies That Anorexia Tells You

and to please your palate:

THE DEADLY KIMKINS STARVATION DIET| Medusa: ANOTHER RECIPE FROM THE VAULT...

jo2621 · 04-02-2008, 05:22 PM

MRS BEE!

I can't send you a PM until you clean your box out!

Maybe you could use the services of a cabana boy to help you go thru your messages?

Mayberryfan · 04-02-2008, 05:26 PM

Jo,

With all this talk of cabana boys in speedos you're going to make Heidi have to go to the store and buy some Hillshire Farms for din-din.

jo2621 · 04-02-2008, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayberryfan

Jo,

With all this talk of cabana boys in speedos you're going to make Heidi have to go to the store and buy some Hillshire Farms for din-din.

No Mayberry... Bad Girl!

Naughty Naughty Mayberry!

Get rid of that Carmen Miranda ducky avi, would ya.. pleeze? It's givin me the heebeegeebees!

BamaGal · 04-02-2008, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayberryfan

Jo,

With all this talk of cabana boys in speedos you're going to make Heidi have to go to the store and buy some Hillshire Farms for din-din.

04-02-2008, 02:42 PM	#2553
wackytobeme Senior LCF Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 259 Gallery: wackytobeme	Okay, I am just really really slow, but since 40,000 * 59.95 = $239,960. How did she manage to make over a million? Closer to 2 mill someone has speculated. ETA: left out a zero it's 2,398,000 carry on Last edited by wackytobeme : 04-02-2008 at 02:47 PM. Reason: checked my calculator

04-02-2008, 02:49 PM	#2557
jo2621 Senior LCF Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: AL Posts: 700 Gallery: jo2621 Stats: 225/143/140 (5'5") WOE: LC Start Date: June 2007	knee deep in puddin That puddin is filling, easy to carry, requires no refrigeration, is an excellent low carb protein source, available in bulk..... could be used on a run(?) for the border.

04-02-2008, 04:22 PM	#2569
Amyb1569 Senior LCF Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 625 Gallery: Amyb1569	Yuck day Okay today has been a crap day. Yes I know ..someone can post on my blog and tell me how awful I am for saying I had a bad day. I am over that whole topic. I wanted to share something that made me smile today. Yes I do smile..lol Sandy from on here called me today and we had a great talk. She always knows what to say. Anyway..Cole my 3 yr old talked to Sandy and told her she could come to Hawaii with it. And when Sandy repeated it to him..he said sure..come on ..let's go. So Sandy....are you packed? __________________ http://amyb1569.wordpress.com/ http://www.caringbridge.org/visit/philipbriggs

04-02-2008, 05:22 PM	#2575
jo2621 Senior LCF Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: AL Posts: 700 Gallery: jo2621 Stats: 225/143/140 (5'5") WOE: LC Start Date: June 2007	HB2 MRS BEE! I can't send you a PM until you clean your box out! Maybe you could use the services of a cabana boy to help you go thru your messages?

04-02-2008, 02:37 PM	#2552
Free Indeed Junior LCF Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 34 Gallery: Free Indeed	40,000 members x $59.99 each = $239,960.00 divided by .48 for each 4 pack sold means she would have to move about 499,916.66 4 packs of puddin' according to my estimation. Someone might want to double check my figures though. I'm not used to counting that high. That's a lot of puddin'

04-02-2008, 02:47 PM	#2555
BamaGal MAJOR LCF POSTER! Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Montevallo, AL Posts: 1,123 Blog Entries: 9 Gallery: BamaGal Stats: 375/160 WOE: Ketogenic-Very high fat Start Date: January 2004	never mind

04-02-2008, 02:47 PM	#2556
Free Indeed Junior LCF Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 34 Gallery: Free Indeed	Ha ha! Ooops. I told you I'm not used to counting that high. I mutliplied 4,000 instead of 40,000. Let me try that again. 40,000 members x $59.99 = 2,399,600.00 divided by .48 = 49,991,666.6 and that really is a lot of puddin'

04-02-2008, 02:50 PM	#2558
Free Indeed Junior LCF Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 34 Gallery: Free Indeed	okay, let me try that again. 2,399.600.00 divided by .48 = 4,999,166.6 I think. It's these dad gummed webbed feet. Hard to count on my fingers and toes.

04-02-2008, 03:00 PM	#2561
wackytobeme Senior LCF Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 259 Gallery: wackytobeme	I believe about 625TONs of puddin' (at 4 oz ea.) If I plugged the #'s in correctly

04-02-2008, 03:08 PM	#2563
Katinsac MAJOR LCF POSTER! Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Sacramento, CA Posts: 2,610 Gallery: Katinsac Stats: 211.8/192.2/145 WOE: Atkins 72 Start Date: June 4, 2007	just about covers Heidi's hips doesn't it? lol...sorry

04-02-2008, 03:11 PM	#2565
wackytobeme Senior LCF Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 259 Gallery: wackytobeme	shoot gotta go..have a great evening everyone...and save me some puddin'

04-02-2008, 03:29 PM	#2566
Mayberryfan MAJOR LCF POSTER! Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Alabama Posts: 1,384 Gallery: Mayberryfan Stats: 255/204/150 WOE: PPLP Start Date: June 6, 2007	Even Heidi can't eat THAT much pudding. I predict a new Vegas attraction - Cabana boy puddin' wrestlin'! $59.95 for each ticket. Of course, that entitles you to a lifetime of CBPW action, personal wrestlin' tips from the main Cabana boy, an online journal to record your thoughts about the matches put on by the CBPW, and a list of acceptable pudding flavors that may be used during official matches.

04-02-2008, 03:45 PM	#2567
Larcana Senior LCF Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 145 Gallery: Larcana	You guys are killing me tonight! What about this? If it takes two cabana boys 30 minutes of puddin' wrestlin to empty the puddin pool, then how many minutes does it take for 2 million cabana boys to....uh hmmm. Lauren

04-02-2008, 04:29 PM	#2570
Larcana Senior LCF Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 145 Gallery: Larcana	Amyb, Hang in there you are doing great things. KK must be stopped and anyone left in the Kimpound needs a hand getting out. It's like a prison break some believe they are better off in prison, some don't. Lauren

04-02-2008, 05:00 PM	#2573
Katinsac MAJOR LCF POSTER! Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Sacramento, CA Posts: 2,610 Gallery: Katinsac Stats: 211.8/192.2/145 WOE: Atkins 72 Start Date: June 4, 2007	Honey, you need to clean your PM box...

04-02-2008, 05:06 PM	#2574
WildAngel6 MAJOR LCF POSTER! Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Cali Posts: 1,134 Gallery: WildAngel6 WOE: Atkins	Recommended Reading: I’m Mad as Hell and I’m NOT Gonna Take it ANYMORE « Diary of a Mad Housewife What price is too high??? Kimkins Scam Many antikimkins bloggers are helping Kimmer! 2big4mysize’s Weblog WEIGHING THE FACTS: Lies That Anorexia Tells You and to please your palate: THE DEADLY KIMKINS STARVATION DIET\| Medusa: ANOTHER RECIPE FROM THE VAULT...

04-02-2008, 05:26 PM	#2576
Mayberryfan MAJOR LCF POSTER! Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Alabama Posts: 1,384 Gallery: Mayberryfan Stats: 255/204/150 WOE: PPLP Start Date: June 6, 2007	Jo, With all this talk of cabana boys in speedos you're going to make Heidi have to go to the store and buy some Hillshire Farms for din-din.