Why the fascination with Kimmer? #15 - Page 66

Katinsac · 03-29-2008, 09:25 AM

gotta go catch up on blogs...bbl

chocoholic1 · 03-29-2008, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by jo2621

My Carmen Miranda hat would be nothing but peels, skins, pits, seeds and denuded stems piled up.

I think Heidi should plan on wearing a scooped out watermelon half with elaborately carved edges, like a warrior helment.

It would make her readily identifiable.

Satisfy her need for privacy.

Provide protection from the sun so her skin will stay pristine.

And could be cheaply and easily replaced at any buffet in case of spoilage.

Hilarious!

Mayberryfan · 03-29-2008, 09:57 AM

Jo!

What's the matter with you? You KNOW Frank Myers has a backlog of imitation fruit for women's hats in case it was to ever come back in style! All we have to do is road-trip to Mayberry before the Vegas trip!

And, I hate to point out the obvious, but imitation fruit is the most appropriate kind when we're talking about Kimkins!

MissMerize · 03-29-2008, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by jo2621

I think Heidi should plan on wearing a scooped out watermelon half with elaborately carved edges, like a warrior helment..

Actually if she flips it the other way, she can pour a little capt'n in there, carve out a small hole in the side, and put in one of those fish tank air tubes in it and just sip all day.

sissypoo · 03-29-2008, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by rebel

Did you say YOU HAVE ONE?!

No, I didn't say that!! You want it?

sissypoo · 03-29-2008, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Katinsac

sissy...don't feel bad....I bought the mousepad, lol...something to remind me of how stupid I was...wouldn't want to ever forget that name, lol

Yeah, but does your mousepad say "I'm such a loser?"

Katinsac · 03-29-2008, 10:09 AM

lol...no, just Kimkins...maybe I should write on it!! "Sucker!"

Katinsac · 03-29-2008, 10:09 AM

Hey, after the lawsuit and we WIN....maybe I could sell it to the highest bidder then...maybe at the prison or something...lol

Katinsac · 03-29-2008, 10:10 AM

Better yet....I can give it to Heidi's Lawyer for a momento!

MNLisaB · 03-29-2008, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Free Indeed

I'll be praying for Macey and Phllip along with everyone else too.

Positive vibes sent from MN!!!!

Magicsmom · 03-29-2008, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Katinsac

Better yet....I can give it to Heidi's Lawyer for a momento!

I dare ya!

BamaGal · 03-29-2008, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Katinsac

Better yet....I can give it to Heidi's Lawyer for a momento!

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Originally Posted by Magicsmom

I dare ya!

daisyrat · 03-29-2008, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by OhYeahBabe

Check this out!!!! (I am not the first to post this - it's up on many blogs but I haven't seen it here yet! Leave comments on every blog - and help spread the word!)

Kimkins Insider

Meet Magicsmom, too!

Posted! As soon as the full version is up I'll work on a transcript of it, which I'll post for those who can't watch for whatever reason. I'll let you know when it's up.

sissypoo · 03-29-2008, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Katinsac

Better yet....I can give it to Heidi's Lawyer for a momento!

Hey, I wonder how he would look in a size XL Orange T-Shirt that says "I'm such a loser?" How appropriate!

rebel · 03-29-2008, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by sissypoo

No, I didn't say that!! You want it?

Well no, but thanks for the offer.

Magicsmom · 03-29-2008, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by daisyrat

Posted! As soon as the full version is up I'll work on a transcript of it, which I'll post for those who can't watch for whatever reason. I'll let you know when it's up.

I have a feeling they were unprepared for the number of hits they would get once this was posted.

MissMerize · 03-29-2008, 11:00 AM

I'd be willing to bet you a sock she is not going to vegas.

You know, I'm surprised she's not selling socks with the tshirts. I guess she needs all the ones she can get.

They could all wear socks on their heads. That would be a great way to find each other.

rebel · 03-29-2008, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by MissMerize

I'd be willing to bet you a sock she is not going to vegas.

You know, I'm surprised she's not selling socks with the tshirts. I guess she needs all the ones she can get.

They could all wear socks on their heads. That would be a great way to find each other.

jo2621 · 03-29-2008, 11:04 AM

On the Newbie Thread

Newbie:"I joined almost a year ago after the feature in Woman's Day only to do nothing with the information. The thought of headaches and tiredness scared me off. So here I am almost a year later with headaches , tiredness and still overweight plus I have spent a lot of money on other diet plans with no avail."

"Kimmer": "Hey XXX, welcome back! I'm glad you tried other diets. That's the best way to learn what does and doesn't work. I think most everyone here is an expert on several diets at least, LOL."

Awww..... now that's the guru that we all know and love (

)

"Expert" on many, Master of none.........even her own

BamaGal · 03-29-2008, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by daisyrat

Posted! As soon as the full version is up I'll work on a transcript of it, which I'll post for those who can't watch for whatever reason. I'll let you know when it's up.

^%&*($%@ DIAL UP

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Originally Posted by sissypoo

Hey, I wonder how he would look in a size XL Orange T-Shirt that says "I'm such a loser?" How appropriate!

jo2621 · 03-29-2008, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by MissMerize

I'd be willing to bet you a sock she is not going to vegas.

You know, I'm surprised she's not selling socks with the tshirts. I guess she needs all the ones she can get.

They could all wear socks on their heads. That would be a great way to find each other.

Won't it be a little hot for socks?

Maybe CVS could give them a bulk price on rubber thong sandals.

Then they could have a "Meet N Greet" craft making session, decorating them with sequins, glitter, woggly eyes, wax lips, false eyelashes, mustaches etc...

MissMerize · 03-29-2008, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by jo2621

Won't it be a little hot for socks?

Maybe CVS could give them a bulk price on rubber thong sandals.

Then they could have a "Meet N Greet" craft making session, decorating them with sequins, glitter, woggly eyes, wax lips, false eyelashes, mustaches etc...

Actually, I picture SL showing up at the Vegas Airport with a suitcase full of only socks

And then, she'll stand in front of mirrors with her sock puppets in Vegas and snap away

And then, you'll see socks posing in front of the Luxor, and Bellagio fountain, And even Socks at the buffet

jo2621 · 03-29-2008, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by MissMerize

Actually, I picture SL showing up at the Vegas Airport with a suitcase full of only socks

And then, she'll stand in front of mirrors with her sock puppets in Vegas and snap away

And then, you'll see socks posing in front of the Luxor, and Bellagio fountain, And even Socks at the buffet

I can just see the socks pulling slot handles, grabbing spoons at the buffet, doubling down at the tables, clutching a "soda water" with lime, pinching a cabana boy's hiney

daisyrat · 03-29-2008, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by BamaGal

^%&*($%@ DIAL UP

I had dialup forever. I know what you're going through! And it's because there are lots and lots of people who rely on dialup that I transcribe these things -- everyone should know what Kimkins is really about.

MissMerize · 03-29-2008, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by jo2621

I can just see the socks pulling slot handles, grabbing spoons at the buffet, doubling down at the tables, clutching a "soda water" with lime, pinching a cabana boy's hiney

Hey! Dial up is no laughing matter.

03-29-2008, 11:04 AM	#1969
jo2621 Senior LCF Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: AL Posts: 730 Gallery: jo2621 Stats: 225/143/140 (5'5") WOE: LC Start Date: June 2007	more "advise" from the Kimpound On the Newbie Thread Newbie:"I joined almost a year ago after the feature in Woman's Day only to do nothing with the information. The thought of headaches and tiredness scared me off. So here I am almost a year later with headaches , tiredness and still overweight plus I have spent a lot of money on other diet plans with no avail." "Kimmer": "Hey XXX, welcome back! I'm glad you tried other diets. That's the best way to learn what does and doesn't work. I think most everyone here is an expert on several diets at least, LOL." Awww..... now that's the guru that we all know and love () "Expert" on many, Master of none.........even her own

03-29-2008, 09:25 AM	#1951
Katinsac MAJOR LCF POSTER! Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Sacramento, CA Posts: 2,621 Gallery: Katinsac Stats: 211.8/192.2/145 WOE: Atkins 72 Start Date: June 4, 2007	gotta go catch up on blogs...bbl

03-29-2008, 09:57 AM	#1953
Mayberryfan MAJOR LCF POSTER! Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Alabama Posts: 1,438 Gallery: Mayberryfan Stats: 255/204/150 WOE: PPLP Start Date: June 6, 2007	Jo! What's the matter with you? You KNOW Frank Myers has a backlog of imitation fruit for women's hats in case it was to ever come back in style! All we have to do is road-trip to Mayberry before the Vegas trip! And, I hate to point out the obvious, but imitation fruit is the most appropriate kind when we're talking about Kimkins!

03-29-2008, 10:09 AM	#1957
Katinsac MAJOR LCF POSTER! Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Sacramento, CA Posts: 2,621 Gallery: Katinsac Stats: 211.8/192.2/145 WOE: Atkins 72 Start Date: June 4, 2007	lol...no, just Kimkins...maybe I should write on it!! "Sucker!"

03-29-2008, 10:09 AM	#1958
Katinsac MAJOR LCF POSTER! Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Sacramento, CA Posts: 2,621 Gallery: Katinsac Stats: 211.8/192.2/145 WOE: Atkins 72 Start Date: June 4, 2007	Hey, after the lawsuit and we WIN....maybe I could sell it to the highest bidder then...maybe at the prison or something...lol

03-29-2008, 10:10 AM	#1959
Katinsac MAJOR LCF POSTER! Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Sacramento, CA Posts: 2,621 Gallery: Katinsac Stats: 211.8/192.2/145 WOE: Atkins 72 Start Date: June 4, 2007	Better yet....I can give it to Heidi's Lawyer for a momento!

03-29-2008, 11:00 AM	#1967
MissMerize MAJOR LCF POSTER! Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: North East Posts: 1,234 Gallery: MissMerize Stats: 170/162/142 WOE: Meat and Martini Diet, cycled with oopsie rolls Start Date: 3/18/08	I'd be willing to bet you a sock she is not going to vegas. You know, I'm surprised she's not selling socks with the tshirts. I guess she needs all the ones she can get. They could all wear socks on their heads. That would be a great way to find each other.