Why the fascination with Kimmer? #14 - Page 56

Mayberryfan · 02-27-2008, 04:30 PM

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now we just need to find a jug

I've got a couple! Never leave home without 'em!

jo2621 · 02-27-2008, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by rebel

jo2621 - Can I join the band? I play my nose.

Why shure... Reb! You've got the perect name

By the way gals what should the name of the tour be?

rebel · 02-27-2008, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by jo2621

Why shure... Reb! You've got the perect name

By the way gals what should the name of the tour be?

Great!, but you shore hurt my feelins'. You didn't even ask me how I play my nose.

jo2621 · 02-27-2008, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by rebel

Great!, but you shore hurt my feelins'. You didn't even ask me how I play my nose.

details details details...you play your nose very carefully I presume?

can somebody play a kazoo or a comb and tissue paper too?

rebel · 02-27-2008, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by jo2621

details details details...you play your nose very carefully I presume?

can somebody play a kazoo or a comb and tissue paper too?

I kin picks it and I kin blows it!

Magicsmom · 02-27-2008, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by tiggerr

I think it is a jab, and it isn't Catherine.

Oh I agree! My point is that it wasn't picked at random.

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Originally Posted by CrispyBread

Amy, just an assumption, that is why so many got banned way back when. If you did not bad mouth Kimmer or Kimkins you should still be able to log-in to the site.

And just why is it that Kimmer has the right to ban people for what they are saying on other sites (not Kimkins)? She (or TT) banned me when I wasn't even posting at KK, and couldn't have possibly violated their TOS, which is their lame excuse. And when the CA Attorney General's office contacted her to investigate my complaint against her, Heidi gave them the text from something I posted here AFTER she banned me. From the context, any idiot could see it wasn't the reason I was banned, it was my reaction to it. I never said a word against here here before she banned me, so don't even try that one, and even if I had, she has no right to be the thought police. I didn't sign up for that when I paid my money, which she was only too happy to take.

Mayberryfan · 02-27-2008, 07:08 PM

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By the way gals what should the name of the tour be?

Okay, here are a few suggestions:

1. Thelma Lou and the "Rushin' Brides"
2. The Low-Carb Cabaret
3. The Atkins'Ettes
4. Them Seasonin' Gals (instead of the Spice Girls. I get to be Ho-spice. My Aunt is a cancer nurse, so I'm claimin' that one!)

rebel · 02-27-2008, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Mayberryfan

Okay, here are a few suggestions:

1. Thelma Lou and the "Rushin' Brides"
2. The Low-Carb Cabaret
3. The Atkins'Ettes
4. Them Seasonin' Gals (instead of the Spice Girls. I get to be Ho-spice. My Aunt is a cancer nurse, so I'm claimin' that one!)

Mayberryfan - You're good at this. I really like the Rushin' Brides. That's a good one!

BamaGal · 02-27-2008, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Mayberryfan

Okay, here are a few suggestions:

1. Thelma Lou and the "Rushin' Brides"
2. The Low-Carb Cabaret
3. The Atkins'Ettes
4. Them Seasonin' Gals (instead of the Spice Girls. I get to be Ho-spice. My Aunt is a cancer nurse, so I'm claimin' that one!)

Magicsmom · 02-27-2008, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Mayberryfan

Okay, here are a few suggestions:

1. Thelma Lou and the "Rushin' Brides"
2. The Low-Carb Cabaret
3. The Atkins'Ettes
4. Them Seasonin' Gals (instead of the Spice Girls. I get to be Ho-spice. My Aunt is a cancer nurse, so I'm claimin' that one!)

jo2621 · 02-27-2008, 08:06 PM

Those are great

Since it is a comedy act and a back up band, how 'bout

"Two Hot Biscuits and Jam"?

sponsored by Captain Morgan Rum, Swansons Chicken Broth and Lard Loving Lady Brand Sugar Cookies

Mayberryfan · 02-27-2008, 08:13 PM

Maybe CVS will sponsor us too? After all, our favorite lil' ol' Heidi loves to shop there! Bless her heart!

Maybe we should go by "Shari and Terri - the Cable Girls!"

(oh lord, that ain't right...forgive me and be with the starvin' pygmies wherever they are these days!)

jo2621 · 02-27-2008, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Mayberryfan

Okay, here are a few suggestions:

1. Thelma Lou and the "Rushin' Brides"
2. The Low-Carb Cabaret
3. The Atkins'Ettes
4. Them Seasonin' Gals (instead of the Spice Girls. I get to be Ho-spice. My Aunt is a cancer nurse, so I'm claimin' that one!)

Pleeeeazzzzzee can I be "No-Spice"? 'cause you know spices have miniscule traces of carbs in them and I just know they are causing me to stall. (disregard the boxes of Twinkies and the case of PBRs)

Hey---- you know where the starvin' pygmies are. I'll give ya a hint. It starts with a K and ends with an imkins.

Geeze I'm getting punchy. I gotta go to bed..gnight!

v0xhumana · 02-27-2008, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Mayberryfan

Maybe CVS will sponsor us too? After all, our favorite lil' ol' Heidi loves to shop there! Bless her heart!

Maybe we should go by "Shari and Terri - the Cable Girls!"

(oh lord, that ain't right...forgive me and be with the starvin' pygmies wherever they are these days!)

New Guinea.

beachfires · 02-27-2008, 09:11 PM

uh...excuse me...you gals are gonna be needin' a manager type...ya know, someone good with money, organization, schedulin'...things like that. I suggest that you start a website and offer memberships to your fan club. The proceeds can go to fund starving pygmies...or your tour...whatever...hell...maybe we can even find some adopted children to help with all that loot!!!

You both really are very funny!! I myself am partial to "Duck & Cover"

Mayberryfan · 02-28-2008, 04:12 AM

Good suggestion Beachfire! If we go by Duck & Cover we can wear matching camougflage (sp?) outfits and no one will know whether we even show up or not!

OT: If any of you out there in Low Carb Land have ever watched "Redneck Wedding" on Country Music TV, not all people in the South are like that! I have lived in Alabama my entire life and I have NEVER known anyone like those folks. Scary, very scary!

jo2621 · 02-28-2008, 05:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Mayberryfan

Good suggestion Beachfire! If we go by Duck & Cover we can wear matching camougflage (sp?) outfits and no one will know whether we even show up or not!

OT: If any of you out there in Low Carb Land have ever watched "Redneck Wedding" on Country Music TV, not all people in the South are like that! I have lived in Alabama my entire life and I have NEVER known anyone like those folks. Scary, very scary!

Mayberry~ speak fur yurself girl!

No, actually I know just what she's saying. I grew up in SC but married a military man and we spent 23 years in the US Midwest and West before we decided to move back down South. Let me tell you there are "rednecks" everywhere!

You can always tell someone who has watched too many of those shows and movies like that & hasn't been around real Southerners much. As soon as you open your mouth and the accent comes out, their expressions change. Cue the banjo music. They automatically deduct 50 points from your IQ and start looking for the turnip truck that you fell off of.

jeanessa · 02-28-2008, 06:29 AM

I updated my blog.

To Heidi, the Principals, my Fellow Duckies and all who are interested… Kimkinslawsuit’s Weblog

rebel · 02-28-2008, 06:39 AM

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Originally Posted by jeanessa

I updated my blog.

To Heidi, the Principals, my Fellow Duckies and all who are interested… Kimkinslawsuit’s Weblog

Very well said, Jeanessa. Thank you for the update.

BamaGal · 02-28-2008, 06:40 AM

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Originally Posted by jo2621

Mayberry~ speak fur yurself girl!

No, actually I know just what she's saying. I grew up in SC but married a military man and we spent 23 years in the US Midwest and West before we decided to move back down South. Let me tell you there are "rednecks" everywhere!

You can always tell someone who has watched too many of those shows and movies like that & hasn't been around real Southerners much. As soon as you open your mouth and the accent comes out, their expressions change. Cue the banjo music. They automatically deduct 50 points from your IQ and start looking for the turnip truck that you fell off of.

Jo you are so right about rednecks being everywhere---look how popular NASCAR is..

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WA6

My DS left Bama at the tender age of 18 and moved to a po-dunk town in CT---he said he sees more pickup trucks with gun racks and rebel flags than he ever saw here...

Mayberryfan · 02-28-2008, 06:47 AM

Just read Jeanessa's update. Can you imagine Heidi using such bully-like tactics? Shocked, I tell you, shocked!

NOT.

Desperate much, Heidi?

Sweeteater · 02-28-2008, 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by jeanessa

I updated my blog.

To Heidi, the Principals, my Fellow Duckies and all who are interested… Kimkinslawsuit’s Weblog

you go girl! Heidi ain't gonna know what hit her!

LoraJR72 · 02-28-2008, 07:04 AM

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Originally Posted by BamaGal

Jo you are so right about rednecks being everywhere---look how popular NASCAR is..

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WA6

My DS left Bama at the tender age of 18 and moved to a po-dunk town in CT---he said he sees more pickup trucks with gun racks and rebel flags than he ever saw here...

Some parts of NH can lay claim to the gun racks and rebel flags!

Think Epping and Laconia are prime examples!

Ginastevens34 · 02-28-2008, 07:08 AM

Before I read AmyB's blog, I was still not understanding the hatred you guys felt for Heidi.

I have read every word on these threads, and STILL just did not get IT. Because I know who AmyB is, through another board, I have to say now I GET IT.

AmyB, I am very sorry you went through this.

Gina

wifezilla · 02-28-2008, 07:32 AM

Are we naming a band? What about Cpt Morgan & the Sugar Cookies?

jo2621 · 02-28-2008, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by wifezilla

Are we naming a band? What about Cpt Morgan & the Sugar Cookies?

Love it

I was singing in the shower this morning and had an idea:

What do ya'll think about an Eagles cover band?

02-27-2008, 08:06 PM	#1661
jo2621 Senior LCF Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: AL Posts: 701 Gallery: jo2621 Stats: 225/143/140 (5'5") WOE: LC Start Date: June 2007	Those are great Since it is a comedy act and a back up band, how 'bout "Two Hot Biscuits and Jam"? sponsored by Captain Morgan Rum, Swansons Chicken Broth and Lard Loving Lady Brand Sugar Cookies

02-27-2008, 08:13 PM	#1662
Mayberryfan MAJOR LCF POSTER! Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Alabama Posts: 1,385 Gallery: Mayberryfan Stats: 255/204/150 WOE: PPLP Start Date: June 6, 2007	Maybe CVS will sponsor us too? After all, our favorite lil' ol' Heidi loves to shop there! Bless her heart! Maybe we should go by "Shari and Terri - the Cable Girls!" (oh lord, that ain't right...forgive me and be with the starvin' pygmies wherever they are these days!)

02-27-2008, 09:11 PM	#1665
beachfires Senior LCF Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Schenectady, NY Posts: 747 Gallery: beachfires Stats: 194/157/145 WOE: Atkins...modified to fit my life :o) Start Date: 1/5/04	uh...excuse me...you gals are gonna be needin' a manager type...ya know, someone good with money, organization, schedulin'...things like that. I suggest that you start a website and offer memberships to your fan club. The proceeds can go to fund starving pygmies...or your tour...whatever...hell...maybe we can even find some adopted children to help with all that loot!!! You both really are very funny!! I myself am partial to "Duck & Cover"

02-28-2008, 04:12 AM	#1666
Mayberryfan MAJOR LCF POSTER! Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Alabama Posts: 1,385 Gallery: Mayberryfan Stats: 255/204/150 WOE: PPLP Start Date: June 6, 2007	Good suggestion Beachfire! If we go by Duck & Cover we can wear matching camougflage (sp?) outfits and no one will know whether we even show up or not! OT: If any of you out there in Low Carb Land have ever watched "Redneck Wedding" on Country Music TV, not all people in the South are like that! I have lived in Alabama my entire life and I have NEVER known anyone like those folks. Scary, very scary!

02-28-2008, 06:29 AM	#1668
jeanessa Senior LCF Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: The Great Lakes State Posts: 568 Gallery: jeanessa Stats: 289.6/289.6/??? WOE: Atkins Start Date: 4/19/08	I updated my blog. To Heidi, the Principals, my Fellow Duckies and all who are interested… Kimkinslawsuit’s Weblog

02-28-2008, 06:47 AM	#1671
Mayberryfan MAJOR LCF POSTER! Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Alabama Posts: 1,385 Gallery: Mayberryfan Stats: 255/204/150 WOE: PPLP Start Date: June 6, 2007	Just read Jeanessa's update. Can you imagine Heidi using such bully-like tactics? Shocked, I tell you, shocked! NOT. Desperate much, Heidi?

02-28-2008, 07:08 AM	#1674
Ginastevens34 Junior LCF Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St Louis Posts: 24 Gallery: Ginastevens34 Stats: 245/ 237.4/145 5'9" WOE: WW flex. Weigh in Sat. Start Date: Feb 1 08	Before I read AmyB's blog, I was still not understanding the hatred you guys felt for Heidi. I have read every word on these threads, and STILL just did not get IT. Because I know who AmyB is, through another board, I have to say now I GET IT. AmyB, I am very sorry you went through this. Gina

02-28-2008, 07:32 AM	#1675
wifezilla Very Gabby LCF Member!!! Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Near Colorado Springs, CO Posts: 4,691 Gallery: wifezilla Stats: 250/210/190 WOE: Read em all. Doing it my way. Start Date: May 2007	Are we naming a band? What about *Cpt Morgan & the Sugar Cookies?*