Why the fascination with Kimmer? #14

[SMP]

Originally Posted by Sherrie_lc

Yes to me she has a wide bum and in those new pics is feverishly trying to make it look smaller!

According to those pics, her weight is falling off her bum, hips and thighs almost exclusively, I am not buying it!!!

If that's where most of it was concentrated, then yeah, she can be losing mostly from there. However, there have been changes in her face , neck and arms; so maybe she is losing all over. As to whether she's still altering her photos, I still can't tell because someone mentioned that just the act of enlarging photos can result in a line around them. I see these lines and wonder.
You know, Heidi might be smiling so broadly because she IS losing that weight (she says from her diet, but my diabetic mother lost a lot when she went on meds and watched her diet.) Of course we know she can't afford medicines, right? And maybe her diabetes is being more controlled because her appetite is.I'm sure she's just trying to keep us entertained.
Heidi, for your next picture, turn all the way to one side so we can compare your rear deck photos, OK? Thanks so much. (You can wear that blue sweater that comforts you as well.)

[Sherrie_lc]

Those lines are in the original pics on her home page, also on Tasjons before pic, maybe its a photo thing but I am still 100% convinced that she or Brandon, have been chopping away at her ass and thighs.

[daisyrat]

Originally Posted by HoneyBee2

The picture does have some odd lines and breaks. Here I enlarged the area around the sleeve and the arm to show the line.
You can see it is on both arms too.

I borrowed this so I could blog about it (gave you credit)... good catch. On the neck, too. Someone put her head and arms onto someone with a lighter skin tone.

[Sherrie_lc]

Just keep in mind that the lines can come from the camera setting that took the photo, even the PI's pic that magic posted just before, has it around the neckline

[Mayberryfan]

Heidi's neck is MUCH shorter in the PI pictures which we know to be accurate depictions of how she looked at the end of the summer when they were taken.

As for photoshopping her "now" pictures, she's either delusional or she's trying to motivate herself by showing how she "could" look. But, if I were in the kind of major legal hot water Heidi is in, I'd be losing weight like crazy. Who could eat when the SSI, IRS, FTC, and lawyers for a class action suit breathing down your neck?

The only cabana boy in Heidi's future will be wearing a brown uniform with a badge. And, yes Heidi, THAT is a pistol in his pocket...

[Magicsmom]

Originally Posted by Mayberryfan

The only cabana boy in Heidi's future will be wearing a brown uniform with a badge. And, yes Heidi, THAT is a pistol in his pocket...

Does that mean he's not happy to see her?

[Mayberryfan]

Does that mean he's not happy to see her?

What lonely prison guard wouldn't be happy to see a MILF? C'mon Magicsmom, you know 'dat!

Seriously, for one moment here, we did get to see the tape of Heidi's first deposition eventually, so we should be able to see the second one at some point in time. If Heidi is really altering her pictures, she's dumb as a box of rocks because that just adds more evidence to the case against her.

[Peskypict]

Mayberry I disagree about the SL comment. Her arm is over a portion of her stomach, but she is looking like she's in the 190's. If she was saying 160 I'd cough a lot, but she could be in the 190's

I know she's a prime target, but she has obviously lost a lot of weight from her initial picture. That you should acknowledge.

You can say that she did it unhealthily and made that idiotic comment about how she didn't need all that much hair (her hair is definitely thinning) but she's lost.

Heidi on the other hand...who the heck does she think she's fooling with that stance of the one leg in front of the other it caused her stomach/hip to come out so far her arm looks like it's about to dislocate. *shaking head*

[jo2621]

Originally Posted by Mayberryfan

The only cabana boy in Heidi's future will be wearing a brown uniform with a badge. And, yes Heidi, THAT is a pistol in his pocket...

And there you go with the uniform thing again....

[Mayberryfan]

You can say that she did it unhealthily and made that idiotic comment about how she didn't need all that much hair (her hair is definitely thinning) but she's lost.

Pesky ~

I did acknowledge that SL has lost "some major poundage" and I NEVER made any comment about her hair, idiotic or otherwise.

[Peskypict]

Originally Posted by Mayberryfan

Pesky ~

I did acknowledge that SL has lost "some major poundage" and I NEVER made any comment about her hair, idiotic or otherwise.

Sorry, this was my miscommunication. Singing Lass a while back commented she "Didn't need all her hair" I didn't mean to indicate that you said it.

[MJR]

Originally Posted by jo2621

Okay, so I did a drive by of the Land Of Make Believe, aka the Kimpound forums. Gotta stop it. It's so quiet over there that the sound of the crickets makes me sleepy.

Hidey-ho (think South Park/Mr Hanky?) (Cab Calloway/Minnie the Moocher?) is still propagating the ruse of the Las Vegas (another Land of Make Believe) meet and greet that is now scheduled for July 18-20. She is talking excitedly about "cabana boys" etc with the "girls". She says she will be traveling & staying with her sister and their kids, IF they stay, since they live so close ("whoops..but I was there did you blink? sooo sorry you missed me"). She's soooo excited!

Random Thoughts:

1.We have been to Las Vegas a number of times and stayed in some of the nicest hotels there. I never seen a "cabana boy". There are always plenty of buxom young lasses who will serve you drinks but have yet to have a boy toy bring me my spiced rum and diet. Besides, on a self professed limited budget and resources I would think that the accommodations would be somewhere at a Motel 6 slightly off the strip. I suppose you could always get the creepy guy in the Members Only jacket and socks and sandals who hangs around the pool to rub a little (?) Sea & Ski on ya and run down to the soda machine for a cold one.

2.She says that everyone is to make their own arrangements for rooms & meals etc. In the bountiful land of food and drink that is Las Vegas one might be hard pressed to find a cheap place that serves chicken broth, a handful of salad with just a spritz of dressing and a cup of sf jello (ONE ONLY!)
Hotels? I would suggest "Circus Circus". She can do a road show with all the remaining lapdogs, clowns and sock puppets. That big old circus tent they have would be a great place to hide her considerable *a$$*ets while she is there.

3.Even if this little shindig ever comes to fruition what excuse will she use for not showing? My scenario: She had to stay at home because her dear old friend Captain Morgan (USN retired) was rushed the VA hospital due to an unfortunate accident. Seems he slipped on a puddle of MOM and fell face first into an open pack of sugar cookies. He was blinded by artificially colored sprinkles in his eyes and now must be read to in Spanish, his second language.


Come on, this is fun... I know ya'll can provide some more random thoughts...

Hi Jo!

I'm telling you, YOU have a gift. You need to share it! You should start a blog! I just love the way you "put things". You're going to fit right in here!

Originally Posted by Mayberryfan

Heidi's neck is MUCH shorter in the PI pictures which we know to be accurate depictions of how she looked at the end of the summer when they were taken.

As for photoshopping her "now" pictures, she's either delusional or she's trying to motivate herself by showing how she "could" look. But, if I were in the kind of major legal hot water Heidi is in, I'd be losing weight like crazy. Who could eat when the SSI, IRS, FTC, and lawyers for a class action suit breathing down your neck?

The only cabana boy in Heidi's future will be wearing a brown uniform with a badge. And, yes Heidi, THAT is a pistol in his pocket...

Mayberry,
NEXT TIME YOU DO THIS.... YOU NEED TO GIVE ME A WARNING!
K?
I almost dropped my laptop.

[Mayberryfan]

MJR said:

I'm telling you, YOU have a gift. You need to share it! You should start a blog! I just love the way you "put things". You're going to fit right in here!

I'll second that! Do we have a third? I think I just heard Honeybee (?) so *gavel bang* motion carried! Jo must start a blog!!

Jo ~ you have until sundown on Wednesday or I'll have to send Andy and Barney over to pick you up. Or maybe Sheriff Dorning. I know him from my TV news producer days!

[jo2621]

Why thank you very much! Thanks for all the welcomes.

Maybe Mayberry and I should team up, since we live only a 35 mere miles apart...a homespun comedy act! Why we could go on the road! Las Vegas or maybe a whirlwind tour of the CA women's correctional facilities?

[jo2621]

Originally Posted by Mayberryfan

MJR said:

I'll second that! Do we have a third? I think I just heard Honeybee (?) so *gavel bang* motion carried! Jo must start a blog!!

Jo ~ you have until sundown on Wednesday or I'll have to send Andy and Barney over to pick you up. Or maybe Sheriff Dorning. I know him from my TV news producer days!

well gollllleee.. hows about sending Goober, Gomer, Opie, Aunt Bea (and a pie), Thelma Lou and Floyd over too and we'll make it a real swingin par-tay

[Mayberryfan]

Jo,

Sorry, honey. I don't think you handle Floyd. He's a beast!

[Mayberryfan]

This will be Heidi's next new picture on the Kimkins front page. Day-um, that girl sure does like red dresses, don't she?

new_heidi.JPG




many apologies to Katherine Heigl!

[tiggerr]

About staying legal on Holiday,one member writes:

This buffet is incredible! They always have shrimp and grilled-to-order meats. Last night, I had a salad with some shrimp and my own dressing, 2 grilled chicken breasts, some broccoli, and poached mahi-mahi. For dessert I had sugar-free cherry Jell-O.

Sounds a lot like Atkins to me. Heidi would never allow that much food at one time.

[Mayberryfan]

Jo said:

Maybe Mayberry and I should team up, since we live only a 35 mere miles apart...

Ooooookkkkkaaaayyyy. But, I get to be "the pretty one". *sniff*

10-4?

[jo2621]

Originally Posted by Mayberryfan

Jo,

Sorry, honey. I don't think you handle Floyd. He's a beast!

Oh heck, another man in uniform..Floyd won't know what hit him

[jo2621]

Originally Posted by Mayberryfan

Jo said:

Ooooookkkkkaaaayyyy. But, I get to be "the pretty one". *sniff*

10-4?

Sure, YOU get all pretty when we do the California penal colony tour. I'll stand back and watch what happens.

[WildAngel6]

~tiptoeing in to leave a nice little present for everyone to make up for being AWOL this weekend~

Kimkins Diet Rolls On Despite Founder's Excess Poundage

Enjoy!

[pooticus]

Originally Posted by HoneyBee2

The picture does have some odd lines and breaks. Here I enlarged the area around the sleeve and the arm to show the line.
You can see it is on both arms too.

This is most likely caused not by retouching but by a feature called unsharp masking. It's too high for the resolution of the photo. Look at her neck line. It's there as well. It's most apparent in areas of great contrast, i.e. black to white.

[MomToEli]

Originally Posted by CrispyBread

It was a Kimkins member who suggested the cabana boys.....not Kimmer.

I'm kinda thinking she did, actually, when she posted this to one of the members on her Kimmer's Back Challenge Thread around the end of January ...

"Amazing you went to Vegas and actually lost weight! Good job (did you see any cabana boys ... just scouting ahead for the July trip)."

I know she's been talking about going and scouting them out for some time now.

[MomToEli]

Originally Posted by Chelveston

And her neck shrank! Oh! No! kimkins makes you lose your neck!

Her left arm looks sort of funky, too - like there is a chunk missing out of it. And what's up with her fingers?