Why the fascination with Kimmer? #14 - Page 34

MomToEli · 02-19-2008, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Katinsac

the 22nd is Friday

LOL! I'm medicated right now. Don't mind me

At least I got the most important part right ... continued!

OhYeahBabe · 02-19-2008, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by MorganMacLeoid

Ack ack ack! If that is Heidi in a nighty I have to go wash my eyes out with lye! (or is that lie? lol)

ack!

MomToEli · 02-19-2008, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Locarb4me

What's even funnier yet is the Kimkinites are getting all confused and thinking that's how she looks now.

Oh ya THINK maybe that was her intention???

Nah....not Hidey. Deception? What was I thinking

While I have personally never experienced it, I hear loss of perception is a common side effect of SNATT.

SMP · 02-19-2008, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Barbara B

I'm sorry, but I find it hard to believe that you would give this photo any credence whatsoever.

That's because I tend to take certain things at face value. (I'm not always the cynical old Snark that I portray.

) I am balancing her features (the closest match yet) against her known liking for "borrowed" identities. I have concluded that one more obvious fraud would get her shut down right away. I'm equally sure that there are people who know that picture and can verify if it is indeed Heidi. Whatever, she doesn't claim it is recent, nor even the start of her weight loss odyssey. At one time she might have looked normal! And if I'm wrong? Oh well, she is even dumber than I give her credit for, posting a picture that will have ducks all over it like flies on a corpse.

As for me, I've been fooled by Heidi's intelligence, or lack of it, before. That just makes me dumb, not fraudulent.

cleochatra · 02-19-2008, 05:36 PM

What happened to Derek Zoolander? He was just talking about Heidi and how he is working together with people to help eradicate fatness for Americans (and people of the United States, too).

Was he off-topic? Sorry!

(/humor attempts)

Mayberryfan · 02-19-2008, 05:45 PM

The so-called Heidi-whitey-nightie picture can't be her! Look at the shape of the face. Heidi has a square, blocky face and the nightgown gal has a heart-shaped face. Even Heidi has never claimed that Kimkins will change the bone structure of your face.

Yet............

cleochatra · 02-19-2008, 05:50 PM

I think it looks like Heidi back in 1943. Like when dinosaurs still walked the Earth. And stuff.

But that she's using it as an after is an effort to psychologically make people think she's had success where she hasn't.

Remember, her ex-daughter in law and ex-husband both alleged they had NEVER known Heidi to be anything less than morbidly obese.

I think she's still acting in a very deceitful manner.

SMP · 02-19-2008, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Mayberryfan

The so-called Heidi-whitey-nightie picture can't be her! Look at the shape of the face. Heidi has a square, blocky face and the nightgown gal has a heart-shaped face. Even Heidi has never claimed that Kimkins will change the bone structure of your face.

Yet............

We've never seen Heidi's bone structure, have we?

It's always had this stuff on it. And when you tilt your face down, the chin changes shape. If this is Heidi and she's pregnant, she would probably be closer to 15 years old, since I believe Dennis Sharp is reputed to be 33 years old. Oh well, the laundry will bring it all out.

Ginastevens34 · 02-19-2008, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Mayberryfan

The so-called Heidi-whitey-nightie picture can't be her! Look at the shape of the face. Heidi has a square, blocky face and the nightgown gal has a heart-shaped face. Even Heidi has never claimed that Kimkins will change the bone structure of your face.

Yet............

It is the angle of the picture. It is her.

cleochatra · 02-19-2008, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Ginastevens34

It is the angle of the picture. It is her.

I agree. It looks like her. Why she uses it as an after is really cheesy, though!

Mayberryfan · 02-19-2008, 05:59 PM

Hey, maybe the whitey-nightie picture is really......

wait for it......

Martina?

SMP · 02-19-2008, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by cleochatra

I think it looks like Heidi back in 1943. Like when dinosaurs still walked the Earth. And stuff.

But that she's using it as an after is an effort to psychologically make people think she's had success where she hasn't.

Remember, her ex-daughter in law and ex-husband both alleged they had NEVER known Heidi to be anything less than morbidly obese.

I think she's still acting in a very deceitful manner.

Cleo, I'm relieved that I'm not the only one who thinks it might be Heidi - a very young Heidi. (I remember the dinosaurs!

)

Both her SECOND ex-husband and first son's ex have never seen her other than hefty. But this was long after the alopecia kicked in, the autoimmune dysfunctions, the thyroid trashing and so on. Since Brandon is 18, let's assume Hector has known Heidi for 20 years. That leaves 30 that he didn't, and I'm sure she was already very hefty at the age of 30, which may have been as much as 15 years after that photo was taken.

I totally agree that the fact she posted that AFTER her most recent weight loss efforts was fraudulent in that her stated goal of 180 will never make her look like a 15-yr old again. Now if it had preceded all the other photos, which was the proper chronological order, then we'd be less suspicious of her motives, right?

Nah, there's nothing she can do that will make us less suspicious of her motives!

cleochatra · 02-19-2008, 06:20 PM

I remember the ex- and ex-DIL both alleging she'd never been anything less than morbidly obese. I mean, who to believe here?

I have to go with the people who know her.

LINC · 02-19-2008, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by SMP

Cleo, I'm relieved that I'm not the only one who thinks it might be Heidi - a very young Heidi. (I remember the dinosaurs!

)

I think it looks like a very young Heidi too. But 180 isn't exactly svelt - especially for someone that young. If she was 180 then, chances are she's been heavy her whole life.

Lou

cleochatra · 02-19-2008, 06:28 PM

I think she's probably been a chunky monkey for quite awhile. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I'm just trying to get past the whole 'posting a picture of yourself as a teenager as your after'.

I mean, is she claiming the diet makes her younger?

And then it reminds me of some of the cheesy photos used at the site where the person's graduation photo was the 'after' and the older, more recent photo was the before! LOL!!

LINC · 02-19-2008, 06:35 PM

Chunky Monkey.

I have no idea what she's trying to accomplish by posting a picture of herself from the Stone Ages. Yes, I could put a picture of what I looked like when I was a teenager to prove that, yes there was a time where I was thin, but Heidi is only proving two things here. (1) If 180's the best she can do, she was never really thin and (2) If a picture that old is all she's got, she hasn't been anywhere close to a healthy weight since the wheel was invented.

Lou

cleochatra · 02-19-2008, 06:44 PM

Dude! LOL!! I'm like.

Yes. Atkins made me thinner and reversed my aging process!

This is me AFTER Atkins. Look how supple my buns are.

Pay me $80 and I'll show you how to do it!

OhYeahBabe · 02-19-2008, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by cleochatra

I think she's probably been a chunky monkey for quite awhile. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I'm just trying to get past the whole 'posting a picture of yourself as a teenager as your after'.

I mean, is she claiming the diet makes her younger?

And then it reminds me of some of the cheesy photos used at the site where the person's graduation photo was the 'after' and the older, more recent photo was the before! LOL!!

Even if that's her hoped for / projected / fantasy/ anticipated / future after picture, she'll still be heavier than the majority of the people who are paying her to tell them how to lose weight.

cleochatra · 02-19-2008, 06:49 PM

OYB-- I agree.

She's trying to always keep ducking and weaving to make it appear she's making constant progress when she's just throwing up a lot of diversionary tactics which show Kimkins is not the safe, fast and effective plan she claims it is.

Still she's like, "OH LOOK! A Dancing Chicken Elmo!"

and people are like.... "he's so fluffy! laaaa laaaaa..., Elmoooooo."

Magicsmom · 02-19-2008, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by cleochatra

OYB-- I agree.

She's trying to always keep ducking and weaving to make it appear she's making constant progress when she's just throwing up a lot of diversionary tactics which show Kimkins is not the safe, fast and effective plan she claims it is.

Still she's like, "OH LOOK! A Dancing Chicken Elmo!"

and people are like.... "he's so fluffy! laaaa laaaaa..., Elmoooooo."

"ducking" and weaving!

HoneyBee2 · 02-19-2008, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Binsk

Tyna once mentioned to me that Heidi will never follow her own diet because she is too lazy. I think the neck on the new picture of her looks photoshopped.

Yes, that neck would make most swans envious!

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Originally Posted by LINC

And pucker your lips like Zoolander. That'll make your face look thinner.

Isn't there some clicking of the heels and ruby slippers needed for Heidi to be slim in time for when the case goes to trial?....

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Originally Posted by BamaGal

THIS JUST IN FROM THE KIMPOUND
Instead, I've added my start and progress pics in my siggy (XXXXXX, I did it, LOL!) The last photo is when I weighed about 180 and I'll be happy to get back there. Yes, it was long ago so no Disco Hair comments!

Sure it is Heidi...Not.
Nope, won't believe another picture is her unless- there is another verifiable family member in the photo or her holding her birth certificate or a mug shot.

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Originally Posted by Katinsac

the 22nd is Friday

No current time and temperature???

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Originally Posted by Locarb4me

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I'm exhausted from the whole signature-photo exercise this morning.

Wonder that THAT is about?

Oh, she is still working that -Oh, Golly Gee...little old me don't know a thing about computers bit! She has went on and on before about why there was nothing in her siggy. Now, she added those pics. at the bottom so she is trying to imply how arduous and straining for her to figure out how to get the photos on her own website. It is a way to plant the seed of believability. As if she doesn't know computers by now or that Brandon wasn't just right down the hall and could have done it for her in between him writing the online photoshopping tutorials that he does!!!!

PLEASE Kimmer give it a rest.

MomToEli · 02-19-2008, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by BamaGal

My detective husband says it is not the same person. The nose is wrong. Also (and this part is me speaking) look at the bridge of her nose and how it joines the brow. Not the same.

Just our $.04 worth (that's 2 cents each!)

MomToEli · 02-19-2008, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Ginastevens34

It is the angle of the picture. It is her.

Hi GinaStevens34! You must be new around these parts! Nice to meet ya.

cleochatra · 02-19-2008, 08:46 PM

I think it's her. Same beady little rodent eyes and a face that lunched a thousand ships. With fudge sauce.

LINC · 02-19-2008, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by cleochatra

OYB-- I agree.

She's trying to always keep ducking and weaving to make it appear she's making constant progress when she's just throwing up a lot of diversionary tactics which show Kimkins is not the safe, fast and effective plan she claims it is.

She's not the only one.

Lou

02-19-2008, 05:36 PM	#995
cleochatra Big Yapper!!!! Join Date: May 2005 Location: Denver, Colorado Posts: 7,885 Gallery: cleochatra Stats: 350/264/125 WOE: Atkins Start Date: January 1, 2008	What happened to Derek Zoolander? He was just talking about Heidi and how he is working together with people to help eradicate fatness for Americans (and people of the United States, too). Was he off-topic? Sorry! (/humor attempts)

02-19-2008, 05:45 PM	#996
Mayberryfan MAJOR LCF POSTER! Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Alabama Posts: 1,564 Gallery: Mayberryfan Stats: 255/204/150 WOE: PPLP Start Date: June 6, 2007	The so-called Heidi-whitey-nightie picture can't be her! Look at the shape of the face. Heidi has a square, blocky face and the nightgown gal has a heart-shaped face. Even Heidi has never claimed that Kimkins will change the bone structure of your face. Yet............

02-19-2008, 05:50 PM	#997
cleochatra Big Yapper!!!! Join Date: May 2005 Location: Denver, Colorado Posts: 7,885 Gallery: cleochatra Stats: 350/264/125 WOE: Atkins Start Date: January 1, 2008	I think it looks like Heidi back in 1943. Like when dinosaurs still walked the Earth. And stuff. But that she's using it as an after is an effort to psychologically make people think she's had success where she hasn't. Remember, her ex-daughter in law and ex-husband both alleged they had NEVER known Heidi to be anything less than morbidly obese. I think she's still acting in a very deceitful manner.

02-19-2008, 05:59 PM	#1001
Mayberryfan MAJOR LCF POSTER! Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Alabama Posts: 1,564 Gallery: Mayberryfan Stats: 255/204/150 WOE: PPLP Start Date: June 6, 2007	Hey, maybe the whitey-nightie picture is really...... wait for it...... Martina?

02-19-2008, 06:20 PM	#1003
cleochatra Big Yapper!!!! Join Date: May 2005 Location: Denver, Colorado Posts: 7,885 Gallery: cleochatra Stats: 350/264/125 WOE: Atkins Start Date: January 1, 2008	I remember the ex- and ex-DIL both alleging she'd never been anything less than morbidly obese. I mean, who to believe here? I have to go with the people who know her.

02-19-2008, 06:28 PM	#1005
cleochatra Big Yapper!!!! Join Date: May 2005 Location: Denver, Colorado Posts: 7,885 Gallery: cleochatra Stats: 350/264/125 WOE: Atkins Start Date: January 1, 2008	I think she's probably been a chunky monkey for quite awhile. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I'm just trying to get past the whole 'posting a picture of yourself as a teenager as your after'. I mean, is she claiming the diet makes her younger? And then it reminds me of some of the cheesy photos used at the site where the person's graduation photo was the 'after' and the older, more recent photo was the before! LOL!!

02-19-2008, 06:35 PM	#1006
LINC Blabbermouth!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 5,890 Gallery: LINC	Chunky Monkey. I have no idea what she's trying to accomplish by posting a picture of herself from the Stone Ages. Yes, I could put a picture of what I looked like when I was a teenager to prove that, yes there was a time where I was thin, but Heidi is only proving two things here. (1) If 180's the best she can do, she was never really thin and (2) If a picture that old is all she's got, she hasn't been anywhere close to a healthy weight since the wheel was invented. Lou

02-19-2008, 06:44 PM	#1007
cleochatra Big Yapper!!!! Join Date: May 2005 Location: Denver, Colorado Posts: 7,885 Gallery: cleochatra Stats: 350/264/125 WOE: Atkins Start Date: January 1, 2008	Dude! LOL!! I'm like. Yes. Atkins made me thinner and reversed my aging process! This is me AFTER Atkins. Look how supple my buns are. Pay me $80 and I'll show you how to do it!

02-19-2008, 06:49 PM	#1009
cleochatra Big Yapper!!!! Join Date: May 2005 Location: Denver, Colorado Posts: 7,885 Gallery: cleochatra Stats: 350/264/125 WOE: Atkins Start Date: January 1, 2008	OYB-- I agree. She's trying to always keep ducking and weaving to make it appear she's making constant progress when she's just throwing up a lot of diversionary tactics which show Kimkins is not the safe, fast and effective plan she claims it is. Still she's like, "OH LOOK! A Dancing Chicken Elmo!" and people are like.... "he's so fluffy! laaaa laaaaa..., Elmoooooo."

02-19-2008, 08:46 PM	#1014
cleochatra Big Yapper!!!! Join Date: May 2005 Location: Denver, Colorado Posts: 7,885 Gallery: cleochatra Stats: 350/264/125 WOE: Atkins Start Date: January 1, 2008	I think it's her. Same beady little rodent eyes and a face that lunched a thousand ships. With fudge sauce.