Why the fascination with Kimmer? #12

[WOOFY]

Originally Posted by SMP

See, what did Grandma tell you? Now, if you'll kindly do one more thing, Grandma will give you a big hug and kiss. Please remove any reference to a certain drama queen and let sleeping dogs lie.

Here's for Woofy from Grandma:

Granny, who are you referring to?

[OhYeahBabe]

Ok, so this originally was about chickens, I still thought it was comical.
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DR. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this Kimmer won't realize that she must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before she goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help her realize how stupid she’s acting by not taking on her 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems. (oops – too late! )




OPRAH :
Well, I understand that the Kimmer is having problems, which is why she wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the Kimmer learn from her mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this Kimmer a car so that she can just drive across the road and not live her life like the rest of the Kimmers. (No need, she paid cash for her own new car, O!)




GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don't really care why the Kimmer crossed the road. We just want to know if the Kimmer is on our side of the road, or not. The Kimmer is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.




COLIN POWELL:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the Kimmer crossing the road...




ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a Kimmer, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.




JOHN KERRY:
Although I voted to let the Kimmer cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the Kimmer's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.




NANCY GRACE:
That Kimmer crossed the road because she’s GUILTY! You can see it in her eyes and the way she walks. (AMEN! Can I get a witness! )




PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.




MARTHA STEWART:
No one called me to warn me which way that Kimmer was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.


DR SEUSS
Did the Kimmer cross the road? Did she cross it with a toad? Yes, the Kimmer crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told. (I think I know the toad’s name )




ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in the rain. Alone.




JERRY FALWELL:
Because the Kimmer was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth?' That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that Kimmer is gay. And if you eat that egg, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all Kimmers until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side’. That Kimmer should not be crossing the road It's as plain and as simple as that.




GRANDPA :
In my day we didn't ask why the Kimmer crossed the road. Somebody told us the Kimmer crossed the road, and that was good enough.




BARBARA WALTERS:
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the Kimmer tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road. (It was the ducks that molted, and the heart warming story will be lies. At least when Barbara makes her cry, Kimmer's <censored myself for meanness>)




JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the Kimmers in the world crossing roads together, in peace.





ARISTOTLE :
It is the nature of Kimmers to cross the road.




BILL GATES:
I have just released eKimmer2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book Internet Explorer is an integral part of eKimmer. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% ...... reboot.




ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the Kimmer really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the Kimmer? (not gonna touch that one!)




BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT Kimmer. What is your definition of Kimmer? (astute question!)




AL GORE:
I invented the Kimmer!




COLONEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one? (he means chicken… can't figure out how to turn it into a kimmerism!)




DICK CHENEY :
Where's my gun? ()




AL SHARPTON:
Why are all the Kimmers white? We need some black Kimmers.

[LINC]

Originally Posted by ketosis

Does anyone else suspect the real reason she asked for a new judge is so that she gets one who hasn't seen her before and won't be able to tell she is lying through her teeth about her new weight loss? If you can't lose the weight you are pretending to the next best thing is to keep getting new judges right? LOL

Has a judge ever seen her? I wasn't aware that she's been to court, only to a deposition. Even if a new judge is assigned, there is the video from the deposition. Any judge that sees that would see if she's the same weight now as she was then. I suspect getting a judge is just another stalling tactic.

Lou

[OhYeahBabe]

Originally Posted by LINC

Has a judge ever seen her? I wasn't aware that she's been to court, only to a deposition. Even if a new judge is assigned, there is the video from the deposition. Any judge that sees that would see if she's the same weight now as she was then. I suspect getting a judge is just another stalling tactic.

Lou

The judge will see the deposition, won't he? Is that considered evidence, or is it just for the lawyers to prepare their cases?

[LINC]

Originally Posted by OhYeahBabe

The judge will see the deposition, won't he? Is that considered evidence, or is it just for the lawyers to prepare their cases?

Yes, the judge now and any other judge assigned to the case in the future can look at the tape. It's considered evidence and both sides have access to it. The deposition is part of the fact gathering in the case, but they can question her answers during the trial (if they have one) if she answers those questions differently than she did at the deposition. Heidi better get her stories straight.

Lou

[Mayberryfan]

Since Kimmer & Co. cannot seem to post an actual undoctored photo to document real losses, I thought I'd point you to some real ones from the biggest loser show being featured on Yahoo today. The Biggest Loser Television show - The Biggest Loser TV Show - Yahoo! TV

Check them out before they end up photoshopped on KK's to try and disguise their true identities. They really are awesome!

[beachfires]

QUOTE=OhYeahBabe;9661025]Ok, so this originally was about chickens, I still thought it was comical.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



DR. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this Kimmer won't realize that she must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before she goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help her realize how stupid she’s acting by not taking on her 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems. (oops – too late! )




OPRAH :
Well, I understand that the Kimmer is having problems, which is why she wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the Kimmer learn from her mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this Kimmer a car so that she can just drive across the road and not live her life like the rest of the Kimmers. (No need, she paid cash for her own new car, O!)




GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don't really care why the Kimmer crossed the road. We just want to know if the Kimmer is on our side of the road, or not. The Kimmer is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.




COLIN POWELL:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the Kimmer crossing the road...




ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a Kimmer, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.




JOHN KERRY:
Although I voted to let the Kimmer cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the Kimmer's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.




NANCY GRACE:
That Kimmer crossed the road because she’s GUILTY! You can see it in her eyes and the way she walks. (AMEN! Can I get a witness! )




PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.




MARTHA STEWART:
No one called me to warn me which way that Kimmer was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.


DR SEUSS
Did the Kimmer cross the road? Did she cross it with a toad? Yes, the Kimmer crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told. (I think I know the toad’s name )




ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in the rain. Alone.




JERRY FALWELL:
Because the Kimmer was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth?' That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that Kimmer is gay. And if you eat that egg, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all Kimmers until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side’. That Kimmer should not be crossing the road It's as plain and as simple as that.




GRANDPA :
In my day we didn't ask why the Kimmer crossed the road. Somebody told us the Kimmer crossed the road, and that was good enough.




BARBARA WALTERS:
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the Kimmer tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road. (It was the ducks that molted, and the heart warming story will be lies. At least when Barbara makes her cry, Kimmer's <censored myself for meanness>)




JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the Kimmers in the world crossing roads together, in peace.





ARISTOTLE :
It is the nature of Kimmers to cross the road.




BILL GATES:
I have just released eKimmer2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book Internet Explorer is an integral part of eKimmer. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% ...... reboot.




ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the Kimmer really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the Kimmer? (not gonna touch that one!)




BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT Kimmer. What is your definition of Kimmer? (astute question!)




AL GORE:
I invented the Kimmer!




COLONEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one? (he means chicken… can't figure out how to turn it into a kimmerism!)




DICK CHENEY :
Where's my gun? ()




AL SHARPTON:
Why are all the Kimmers white? We need some black Kimmers.[/quote]

[pooticus]

Originally Posted by Barbara B

Pooticus, it would be helpful if you posted your picture. I'm trying to imagine what a 30+ loss looks like. Though I know her picture has been photoshopped drastically, it would still be helpful.

She *has* gotten herself in a bind, hasn't she? The stall story won't go over well. She must be doing something wrong with her own diet, right?

Alright. I will have Denny take them tonight. I will post them next to the pre-surgery ones (that's a 12 lb loss if my memory is right) but I also think I took piccys showing me before I started losing as well...just not in the same position. You will still be able to see that I don't think with a 300+lb person you see that dramatic a difference in 30 lbs. (No offense to anyone out there...and there are always exceptions...but in my opinion, 30 lbs is mainly see in the face and neck first on most people.

[Chelveston]

Originally Posted by Nady

Well, that will backfire~ just gives more time for people to join the lawsuit~
~~~N

And more counts of "mail fraud" for the criminal prosecution.

[JustKim]

Originally Posted by gibster

Here's what I say about TT:

okay that made me puddle

[Dottie]

Here you go Kim

[MorganMacLeoid]

Originally Posted by JustKim

okay that made me puddle

don't read that on a board every day, LOL!

And Kim!

[JustKim]

thanks Dottie! That will come in handy

Morgan!

[susique333]

Originally Posted by WOOFY
Good morning everyone.

I picked up and started reading PP last night and brought it to work with me today. I love what I'm reading so far.

I thumbed through Taube's Good Calories Bad Calories. I think I'll check my local or school library for that one (600 pages!) or maybe buy it on Amazon where it is cheaper.

Thank you for all the recommendations and today, no more sweets! I was very queasy last night from snacking on fudge at the office and caramel corn. [Quote.

Im currently on the Eat Fat Get Thin WOE and for the 1st time since Kimkins I feel like Im finally in control. I joined over at KK exactly a year ago. I lost so much weight and when I stopped the diet, it seems my body rebelled big time trying to regain the lost nutrition,pounds starting to rapidly add up again. Talk about feeling low. Im glad Im finally back on a better track and it feels good!

[sinny]

Sorry to bring this up again but I wanted to say that I was one at the pig roast that gained weight. I went 2 years in a row.

Today I asked my dh if he had noticed that anyone had gained when we went the last time ( the yr flippy tippy keeps referring to) and as I suspected he didn't. Not only that he said ,why would I care if they did.

You see all we saw was a bunch a beautiful people who were fun,loving and caring. We did not go to see how people looked and if they gained weight . We wanted to spend time with some wonderful people.

For a long time after whats her name made comments I felt horrible for gaining weight and I still do. But you know in my eyes , whats her face , can lose all the weight she wants but she will never look as good as my friends here. She hurt them with her comments ,therefore she hurt me.

It is also funny ,because I told my dh the first time I met her that there was something about her. She appeared phoney to me, but he said I was imagining it.

What I am trying to say is. Beauty is in the inside ,so with that said TT is an UGLY FAT LIAR THAT LIES. (in my eyes) (DID i SAY THAT) And she becomes uglier every time I see her words,because as I said

BEAUTY COMES FROM INSIDE.

[susique333]

Originally Posted by sinny

Sorry to bring this up again but I wanted to say that I was one at the pig roast that gained weight. I went 2 years in a row.

Today I asked my dh if he had noticed that anyone had gained when we went the last time ( the yr flippy tippy keeps referring to) and as I suspected he didn't. Not only that he said ,why would I care if they did.

You see all we saw was a bunch a beautiful people who were fun,loving and caring. We did not go to see how people looked and if they gained weight . We wanted to spend time with some wonderful people.

For a long time after whats her name made comments I felt horrible for gaining weight and I still do. But you know in my eyes , whats her face , can lose all the weight she wants but she will never look as good as my friends here. She hurt them with her comments ,therefore she hurt me.

It is also funny ,because I told my dh the first time I met her that there was something about her. She appeared phoney to me, but he said I was imagining it.

What I am trying to say is. Beauty is in the inside ,so with that said TT is an UGLY FAT LIAR THAT LIES. (in my eyes) (DID i SAY THAT) And she becomes uglier every time I see her words,because as I said

BEAUTY COMES FROM INSIDE.

Amen honey, well said & exactly right. I pray to god that if I ever get thin, I never lose site of where I came from.

I have to comment on your screen name. My baby sister in Cynthia/Cindy and we always always call her Cinny (with a C). All of us kids had and still do have nicknames even tho we're all older now. I was Susique lol.

[BobbiOh]

Let's say we had a gathering from alcoholics anonymous. You go to the first gathering and they are sober. They stand before you and tell their stories and why they are succeeding. Now you have contact with these people via the internet every day. They tell you stay sober and won't hear of you trying any other methods other than what they preach. Then you arrive for another gathering year 2. Would you be shocked if they were all sitting around drinking on year two? Well of course!

She's obviously never been to an AA or NA meeting. People frequently fall off the wagon and show up under the influence. The motto is "Keep coming back." NA and AA doesn't care how many times you fall off the wagon. They'll always welcome you back and show support.

It seems odd to me that they can dispense advice, insist others follow it and not be able to follow it themselves.

This would be the support part. Addicts offer other addicts support regardless of situation.

Why in the world would you give up on a plan that had you looking so fantastic just a year before? I really was hoping to learn that answer.

Because real life happens and we don't always get to have complete and total control.

How dare you Tippy.........

[murflaw]

I just got back on the boards today after a long absence...I remember Kimmer being looked up to, admired & imitated about 3 years ago...Quite interesting to read all that's been going on, and extremely amused to learn Why Kimmer Crossed the Road...thanks for sharing!

[dlslds]

Originally Posted by sinny

Sorry to bring this up again but I wanted to say that I was one at the pig roast that gained weight. I went 2 years in a row.

Today I asked my dh if he had noticed that anyone had gained when we went the last time ( the yr flippy tippy keeps referring to) and as I suspected he didn't. Not only that he said ,why would I care if they did.

You see all we saw was a bunch a beautiful people who were fun,loving and caring. We did not go to see how people looked and if they gained weight . We wanted to spend time with some wonderful people.

For a long time after whats her name made comments I felt horrible for gaining weight and I still do. But you know in my eyes , whats her face , can lose all the weight she wants but she will never look as good as my friends here. She hurt them with her comments ,therefore she hurt me.

It is also funny ,because I told my dh the first time I met her that there was something about her. She appeared phoney to me, but he said I was imagining it.

What I am trying to say is. Beauty is in the inside ,so with that said TT is an UGLY FAT LIAR THAT LIES. (in my eyes) (DID i SAY THAT) And she becomes uglier every time I see her words,because as I said

BEAUTY COMES FROM INSIDE.

AMEN Sinny my Bodaciously Beautiful Babe!!!!


ETA this

[wackytobeme]

Originally Posted by BamaGal

Thanks go out to al of those who have filed a report with ripoff report---remember--you do not have to have been a member of Kimkins to file---any concerned citizen can make a report---

for those who have filed----take some time to send in some pics that go along with you story---here's how---

How do I send photos to go with my Ripoff Report?

1. You need to scan your pictures and send them in a jpeg format
2. You need to tell us what sentence or paragraph to put the picture before or after.
3. You should also give us the caption that goes with it.
4. You can send us as many pictures as you want.
5. Send them 1 picture at a time by e-mail in the order of importance.
6. You must fill in the e-mail subject with the following information: PHOTO for Report (copy and paste the web address of your report)
7. Your photos need to be clear.
8. Email us at photos@ripoffreport.com or if you do not have the ability to produce a digital photo you may mail them to us at:

Ripoff Report
P.O. Box 310
Tempe, Arizona 85280



for those who haven't filed a report yet---here are some tips from the ripoff report site--

Can I update my Ripoff Report?

Certainly... Changes to your Ripoff Report can be made at any time by submitting an UPDATE. Your identity will be verified with your e-mail address and your password. This will assure that YOU will be the ONLY one submiting UPDATES to your report. If your complaint is resolved or situations get even worse, you can always UPDATE your Ripoff Report with your new updated information. Reports can only be updated and not removed.



What makes a good Ripoff Report?

The report should be relating an honest, factual, and impartial story. Make your statement as objective as possible.

Report both sides to the story. Saying, "Joe Schmoe's company --ks" is neither informative, nor respectable. Reporting a false statement can get you sued.

Use any details such as names, times, places, tape recorded evidence (where legal), pictures, and witnesses statements, that will reveal the facts and support your Report. These items could be submitted to us to be made a part of your actual report...

this is something we really want to see happen.....

How can my story be featured on the Home page?

Some stories will be picked for the front page. To be eligible, your story needs to be especially convincing. A clear photo, drawing or cartoon that's related to the RipOff subject is required by e-mail or snail-mail. After submitting your Ripoff Report, e-mail us what you have at
frontpage@Ripoff Report.

Just wanted to bump this up and add I just filed my report.

[WildAngel6]

Originally Posted by wackytobeme

Just wanted to bump this up and add I just filed my report.

Awesome, Wacky! The more Rip Off Reports the better!!!

Did you send in pictures? Wouldn't it be awesome to see BOTH of the Lady in Red pictures on the front page?

Of course, the milk carton lady would make a good front cover too! Maybe that would help us find out who she really is?

C'mon everyone, please take a few minutes to add your story to Rip Off Reports today!


This is going to be the BEST Christmas Present for Heidi, eh?

Why? Say “NO” to Kimkins