Why the fascination with Kimmer? #9 - Page 14

lovemycats · 11-07-2007, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Magicsmom

I'd venture a guess that Tippy and SL put together couldn't muster up an ounce worth of brain between them!

Cutie · 11-07-2007, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by HoneyBee2

Good point Mrs.M so I put the information into my Kimmer translator software and this is what came out:
Flea markets= ebay shopping for my "vintage shirts"

wine tastings= Like the swish and spit of a formal wine tasting....Drinking a fifth of Captain Morgan until I puke.

comedy clubs= After the "wine tasting" I provide the comedy by donning my wonder woman screen name to share the laughs with the negative nancy club.

classic cars= What? My "Winnie" (Windstar) is a classic.

romance= Come on you know how I feel about those #2 specials. A girl needs at least desert, a rose and some Barry White to go with the lunch before she is a sure thing.

gourmet cooking= This is when I eat Godiva chocolate chip cookies instead of my everyday sugar cookies while posting comments that are belittling kimkins members for using a teaspoon of cream in their coffee.

congrats, you've won this autographed edition of "Kimmerese: Much Ado About Nothing"!

jayed · 11-07-2007, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Cutie

congrats, you've won this autographed edition of "Kimmerese: Much Ado About Nothing"!

Darn, I wanted one of those!

mrsmenopausal · 11-07-2007, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Magicsmom

Oh yeah, we're all shakin' in our boots about what Tippy thinks we tried to get away with and all the proof she has. Aren't you feeling intimidated?

Yeah, I'm intimidated big time. lol

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Originally Posted by TerryC

I would love for them to be on the show to talk about the whole name-trademark issue.

I have sent so many emails to them with things from the kimpound that are being said about doing atkins and all I have received back is numerous form emails saying they are aware of it and looking into it. I finally sent one the other day that said When are you going to do something about it? They haven't responded to that one yet.

Has anyone let atkins people know there will be a show with kk involved on monday? I'd love to see them there, too. Wouldn't that be fun?

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Originally Posted by HoneyBee2

Good point Mrs.M so I put the information into my Kimmer translator software and this is what came out:
Flea markets= ebay shopping for my "vintage shirts"

wine tastings= Like the swish and spit of a formal wine tasting....Drinking a fifth of Captain Morgan until I puke.

comedy clubs= After the "wine tasting" I provide the comedy by donning my wonder woman screen name to share the laughs with the negative nancy club.

classic cars= What? My "Winnie" (Windstar) is a classic.

romance= Come on you know how I feel about those #2 specials. A girl needs at least desert, a rose and some Barry White to go with the lunch before she is a sure thing.

gourmet cooking= This is when I eat Godiva chocolate chip cookies instead of my everyday sugar cookies while posting comments that are belittling kimkins members for using a teaspoon of cream in their coffee.

Magicsmom · 11-07-2007, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by HoneyBee2

Good point Mrs.M so I put the information into my Kimmer translator software and this is what came out:
Flea markets= ebay shopping for my "vintage shirts"

wine tastings= Like the swish and spit of a formal wine tasting....Drinking a fifth of Captain Morgan until I puke.

comedy clubs= After the "wine tasting" I provide the comedy by donning my wonder woman screen name to share the laughs with the negative nancy club.

classic cars= What? My "Winnie" (Windstar) is a classic.

romance= Come on you know how I feel about those #2 specials. A girl needs at least desert, a rose and some Barry White to go with the lunch before she is a sure thing.

gourmet cooking= This is when I eat Godiva chocolate chip cookies instead of my everyday sugar cookies while posting comments that are belittling kimkins members for using a teaspoon of cream in their coffee.

jeanessa · 11-07-2007, 07:01 PM

Remember when Kimmer said about the red dress pic that somebody called her a MILF?

HoneyBee2 · 11-07-2007, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by ixtapacheryl

All this doom and gloom for Heidi/(aka Kimmer)/TT/SL - here's some good news for you. I don't know your birthdays - but you can just search under your sun sign:

Lucky Jupiter in Capricorn - What does it mean for you?

On December 1st, Jupiter, the planet of good luck, moves out of the sign of fiery Sagittarius and into earthy Capricorn. Jupiter, is said to bring luck, abundance and opportunities. The real benefit of astrology is using it as a tool to alert us of opportunity times so we can prepare and act on them.

Here is brief synopsis on how Jupiter's transit in Capricorn will affect us, based on our sun signs. If you know your rising sign, please read that forecast too.

Libra - Real estate matters tend to go rather well this year. If you are looking to buy, sell, rent, remodel, move or even purchase a vacation home, your chances are very favorable for doing so. Family matters tend to go well.

Wait Cheryl dear is this for this coming December 1st that I should start investing in real estate or was that predicted last December for the 07 New Year? I may as well rent out most of my house since I am using only the rooms where I have a good wi-fi connection!

HoneyBee2 · 11-07-2007, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Cutie

congrats, you've won this autographed edition of "Kimmerese: Much Ado About Nothing"!

I think I already have that....Isn't that the Kimkins menu?!?!... but it cost me $59.95....

jayed · 11-07-2007, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by jeanessa

Remember when Kimmer said about the red dress pic that somebody called her a MILF?

I think her MILF line goes back farther than the red dress. Maybe the patio picture. Still,

HoneyBee2 · 11-07-2007, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by jeanessa

Remember when Kimmer said about the red dress pic that somebody called her a MILF?

I remember seeing others post about her saying that one, but where did that Skank actually post that comment?

The only thing I could find is her blushing reply to compliments on her wonderful new picture that was on the website. How it was fuzzy lighting and trick photography...Man that was the understatement of the year.

Just4Me · 11-07-2007, 07:10 PM

What's a MILF?

HoneyBee2 · 11-07-2007, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Just4Me

What's a MILF?

It is an acronym used when a woman/mother is good looking and the "boys' find her attractive....Think housewives of orange county....

The guy would say to his guy friend."Man your mom is a hottie, definitely a MILF...

HoneyBee2 · 11-07-2007, 07:23 PM

I found the Skank ones post on that MILF topic........
**warning** The actual reading of the following kimmer post may cause Acute GERD -gastric esophageal reflux disorder- or basically it will make you have the taste of puke in your mouth!

MILF post

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LOL, yeah, my online persona is always grey hair, bun, bifocals!

In real life I tend to attract two types ... college guys or married men. My brother has a theory for it (what's MILF?)

You're all too sweet!

Yep, she said her brother was telling her this....that makes it even more.

serenity_aus · 11-07-2007, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Just4Me

What's a MILF?

Mother I'd Like to F....

serenity_aus · 11-07-2007, 07:29 PM

meanwhile... how are us foreign folk going to watch the expose?

Someone best be posting on youtube or some such thing lol

jayed · 11-07-2007, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by HoneyBee2

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Yep, she said her brother was telling her this....that makes it even more.

Yup,

no way, no how any brother uses that term to describe his sister. No.Way.

Gweebles · 11-07-2007, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Locarb4me

On the off chance they have not been made aware of all the sites and blogs, I just contacted them

Me too!!!!

HoneyBee2 · 11-07-2007, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by serenity_aus

meanwhile... how are us foreign folk going to watch the expose?

Someone best be posting on youtube or some such thing lol

It should air my time at 10 am (EST). What site or format works the easiest and the best.
I have never downloaded anything on youtube, but hey I will try anything once...well not anything...

but I will try this!

mrsmenopausal · 11-07-2007, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Just4Me

What's a MILF?

It's used when someone's mother is "hot" and means a "mother I'd like to ... uh, er <insert cuss word here>"

mrsmenopausal · 11-07-2007, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by HoneyBee2

I found the Skank ones post on that MILF topic........
**warning** The actual reading of the following kimmer post may cause Acute GERD -gastric esophageal reflux disorder- or basically it will make you have the taste of puke in your mouth!

MILF post

Yep, she said her brother was telling her this....that makes it even more.

oh, ew. eww!

Magicsmom · 11-07-2007, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by serenity_aus

meanwhile... how are us foreign folk going to watch the expose?

Someone best be posting on youtube or some such thing lol

I imagine someone will get it on youtube.

Magicsmom · 11-07-2007, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by HoneyBee2

I found the Skank ones post on that MILF topic........
**warning** The actual reading of the following kimmer post may cause Acute GERD -gastric esophageal reflux disorder- or basically it will make you have the taste of puke in your mouth!

MILF post

Yep, she said her brother was telling her this....that makes it even more.

That is just wrong on so many levels!!!

cgkane · 11-07-2007, 07:51 PM

Hello my friends!

After being away from the site for a little while, I have caught up reading (took two days

).

I am so excited The Morning Show will feature Scamkins Monday

I watch it every morning before I go to work. Good balance of fluff and good, solid discussions.

And, even though I'm a little late for the party...

I'm Amy.

cgkane · 11-07-2007, 07:53 PM

Duh! Forgot to post this picture I found of what Betty Boop might look like after Kimkins:

11-07-2007, 07:01 PM	#396
jeanessa Senior LCF Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: The Great Lakes State Posts: 567 Gallery: jeanessa Stats: 289.6/289.6/??? WOE: Atkins Start Date: 4/19/08	Remember when Kimmer said about the red dress pic that somebody called her a MILF?

11-07-2007, 07:10 PM	#401
Just4Me MAJOR LCF POSTER! Join Date: May 2006 Location: State of Grace Posts: 1,205 Gallery: Just4Me Stats: Despairing/ Trusting/Content WOE: knife+fork (and/or spoon)	What's a MILF?

11-07-2007, 07:29 PM	#405
serenity_aus MAJOR LCF POSTER! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 2,242 Gallery: serenity_aus Start Date: January 2004	meanwhile... how are us foreign folk going to watch the expose? Someone best be posting on youtube or some such thing lol

11-07-2007, 07:51 PM	#413
cgkane Senior LCF Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 163 Gallery: cgkane Stats: 231/200/155 Start Date: 04/23/07	Hello my friends! After being away from the site for a little while, I have caught up reading (took two days ). I am so excited The Morning Show will feature Scamkins Monday I watch it every morning before I go to work. Good balance of fluff and good, solid discussions. And, even though I'm a little late for the party... I'm Amy.

11-07-2007, 07:53 PM	#414
cgkane Senior LCF Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 163 Gallery: cgkane Stats: 231/200/155 Start Date: 04/23/07	Duh! Forgot to post this picture I found of what Betty Boop might look like after Kimkins: