Why the fascination with Kimmer? #8

[lovemycats]

Originally Posted by Mayberryfan

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RE: Defamation of character of Kimmer aka "The Kimmer"

Representing the plaintiff - Dr. Mark, esquire and his trusty pair-o'leeegal Tippy Toes.

Note: Kimmer would have represented herself, but everyone knows she could never pass a bar...uhmm the bar, that is.

Plaintiff claims an attorney, John Tiedt, aka the Hidey-hater, aka Ducky (could be, who knows? ) is out to defame said plaintiff and in general ruin her life. Well, Kimmer don't roll like that, so she's suing, ya dig?

Character affidavits:

Singinglass - Well, I'm psychic, so I totally knew this was going to happen. I think Kimmer is awesome. I've lost lots of weight and my hair was too damn thick anyway. Kimmer has saved me tons of time I used to spend combing and blow-drying.

Dr. Mark - *takes off lawyer suit and dons scrubs* Listen to me because I am a doctor, okay? I've made a thourough examination of Kimmer's character (online) and have given her my stamp of approval. Health-wise, she's got some glands or organs out of whack...I need to go to WebMD for specifics, but just take my word for it! I'm a doctor, remember?! Kimmer has a healthy character and isn't guilty of anything wrong. (My bonus check is in the mail, right?)

FitnessGuru - *huffing and puffing* Hey, Kimmer is totally dedicated to fitness and has killer glutes. After all, she has to have something strong to sit on while she's online 18-20 hours per day helping people, okay! Kimmer has good biceps too. Hey, lifting those extra large pkgs of sugar cookies at the store 3-4 times per week is a workout!

Tippy Toes - Well, y'all kno how I feeul about Kimmer. She's just the bestest evur. I meeen, how miny peepul woulld give me such a prest-tihjus job as PR Direcktor? At her own websitte? That's frendship, if you askes me. I don't carre whether she's still fat or not. KimkinsAtkinsKimkinsAtkins wurks for me. She's gudder than anyone of them LCF haters.

Ladies, you did good last night. I think this is the BEST I have seen on here...and there's been some good ones. But THIS one gets the prize!!

[Chelveston]

Originally Posted by JustKim

Yes it is! I missed it! that needs to go too

and that one REALLY ticked me off because she didn't even acknowledge that it WAS my work (not my best work granted but still MY work)

In that case, you may want to google "trainer will monitor your progress and fine-tune." I found 8 sites that had most of that article word for word. I'm hoping that you've sold it to all of them.

[susique333]

Supper anyone? <burp>

[Mayberryfan]

Ixtapacheryl said:

I don't know much about TV stations/news media but don't stations have "sister" stations in other states?

Kinda, sort of... Stations of the same affiliation (i.e. CBS) will share news stories and video between stations. Also, stations that are group-owned share stories if there is some local interest even if they are not affiliated with the same network.

I'll tell you this - local stations are hurting for news during the holidays and dieting stories become very popular. Everyone's New Year's Resolution is always to lose weight. Right now would be an excellent time for people who've suffered health problems from the diet to approach their local stations and start making contact with a health, new technology or general news reporter. Why now? Because at this time is when they're planning extra stories that will "hold" and be used over the slow news holiday season. All they need is a local "hook" - a local person willing to go on camera and tell their story. Oh, and even the smallest stations can disguise you if you don't want to out yourself as a scam victim.

I have no real newspaper experience, but I suspect they also horde stories for those slow times during the holidays.

Don't be shy!! Make contact with a reporter. If you make it easy for them to cover the story, they'll do it eventually.

And, I'm always around for pointers. I worked in TV news for 15 (long hellish) years.

[lala]

has anyone notcied for a few pages everyOTHER testimonial was in military time? Hummm? and always TWO a day HUMMMMMMM? anyone know how to posta thumb nail?

[Magicsmom]

Originally Posted by lala

has anyone notcied for a few pages everyOTHER testimonial was in military time? Hummm? and always TWO a day HUMMMMMMM? anyone know how to posta thumb nail?

lala, where are you looking?

ETA: never mind, I just figured out you were referring to the KK testimonials. Have you noticed that almost everyone on the military time loves to use multiple exclamation points? Hmmmmmm................

[Princess Dieter]

I had asked this several threads back: Who is Noelle? Is this another Heidi persona or a real person?

I don't know if that was ever answered or if anyone actually knows.

I'm thinking that if no one heard of this person, interacted with her, met her, got a non-Slavic picture of her, etc, then I'll simply tally her up as one of the Heidi Clones.

[SMP]

Originally Posted by ketosis

OMG!!

What if Hideykins really did lose the weight and she is wearing a body suit stuffed with cash to make her look big? No one would ever find it!

If police can do cavity searches, do you really think Heidi is safe from a braille search?

[ixtapacheryl]

Originally Posted by Nady

Did you right click on properties and see where it came from? You know, the headers?
~~~N

I right clicked on the e-mail address and nothing came up that said properties.... I know I can do it in outlook express - but for some reason not in Yahoo (unless I'm not doing it right)

[ixtapacheryl]

Originally Posted by Katinsac

I just looked too and I only see the most current...cheryl...what name did you say she changed you posts to?

I thought someone said "bobbie2lose" .... thanks for checking!

Originally Posted by Katinsac

Ok, the "bobbie2lose" is still there so now send another C&D requesting all of those posts under that name be removed too!! 4th times the charm!! See if they admit to changing the name....I have two names over there too but I had changed mine along the way. Good luck!!

I'll do just that (AGAIN)!

[JustKim]

I went and read it and that ISN'T the one I wrote! Phew! although it does sound like a real "canned" article (artical)

[Bunnymuffin]

Hi Lala,

I'm already back on induction and doing well, thanks! I've got my boy on plan with me to make it a truly lowcarb household.

LOL, nothing like a long weekend and unsolicited advice to bring out the spelling nazi in me, sorry. Just be thankful you weren't trying to sell me a "male enhancement" product.

Originally Posted by lala

Hey Angelia i think im the one who sent you that message. it was sent on the 24th of October. i am very glad to hear that you checked them out. mission complete i suggest trying reg Atkins induction it WORKS! good luck to you on your journey! by the way i still havent figured out that darn SPELLCHECK! LOL

Cut and paste the text you want to quote into the body of your reply, highlight it and click the yellow balloon word button at the top of the window. If you hover your mouse over it says "Wrap quote tags around selected text."

hey on a different note, how do you multi quote? i have three in a row! GRRRRR

HTH,

Angelia

[Chelveston]

Originally Posted by JustKim

I went and read it and that ISN'T the one I wrote! Phew! although it does sound like a real "canned" article (artical)

I'm happy to hear that it's not yours.

Wonder whose it is?

[Tanner]

Originally Posted by Just4Me

Believe it or not, some of them taste quite yummy! I make my version without any sweeteners, without berries, but add a sweeter veggie (for me, usually a little sweet red bell pepper, or a few cherry tomatoes) and some heavy cream. Mine ends up tasting like a chilled creamy veggie soup you'd have in the summer. YUM! lol

I will have to try it - eventually

Originally Posted by HoneyBee2

Now, which shakes are we talking about here Tanner?...I was kidding about the tilapia and chicken shake for k/E, but the other recipe with the cabbage, flax seed, spinach, yellow squash,berries, coconut milk, whey protein and Davinci vanilla are real. I just started them this week and even have the kids drinking them. I made one today with peanut butter and a chocolate based protein drink. The color does make it a little issue with the kids so I started them by saying it was a 'monster's brew' shake. See pic. But I also read where others have done them with some crystal lite berry or something that will change the color. I was trying to avoid that route but I may have to try it if the kids are freaked out over the color after Halloween.
But I would have never thought to try the veggies in a shake if I hadn't read Fawn's shake thread. I have chopped vegetables up and hide them in casseroles or pizza..etc...but the shake was something totally new.
You know you want to give it a try........

Well I was beginning to wonder abt that meat one ! LOL
The cabbage and or veggies sound well, interesting
but if the kids will drink it it cant be that bad.
I may give it a try when I get brave..

Originally Posted by Dottie

It would be interesting to know, but then again a lot of attorneys like to get the media attention for representing "unwinable" cases.


S
Honestly, go slow: just blend fresh spinach, strawberries, plain yogurt and sweetener to start. The strawberries and yogurt are really all you taste

Question about "meatkins/drunkins": what week is adopt an imaginary foster child week? I'd hate to miss out on that!

Now we are talking - I can do the fruits!

Originally Posted by Dottie

I don't go the whole recipe that Fawn recommends (can't get really good fresh produce here that's organic lol)... For the "lite" version I just use an immersion blender or a regular blender. I pop about 1/2 a bag of fresh spinach and 6 frozen strawberries in with 2/3 cup plain yogurt and (for me) 4 drops stevia and blend until smooth. You can add protein powder and stuff, too.

That does not sound too bad either - I have a regular blender and a juicer

Are these recipies in one place?
Now are these something the K promoted too?

[Tanner]

Originally Posted by Princess Dieter

Heidi is suing for defamation of character? This from the woman who has who knows how many personas? The woman who LIED to thousands of people?

She's got some fricken nerve! At least she should call it Defamation of CHARACTERS, plural.

Oh, that PEARLS BEFORE SWINE comic with the floating: Heh. Duckies float really good.

I didnt see anything in the Riverside courts system about this?
Am I doing someting wrong?

http://public-access.riverside.court...mcnmsearch.asp

[MissMerize]

I got a PM!!! People, send me pm's. Even with just a hi. I need to make sure this isn't a fluke.

[Chelveston]

Originally Posted by MissMerize

I got a PM!!! People, send me pm's. Even with just a hi. I need to make sure this isn't a fluke.

I can't 'cause I'm not special like you.

Congrats, though

[MissMerize]

Originally Posted by Chelveston

I can't 'cause I'm not special like you.

Congrats, though

I wasn't supposed to yet. Maybe the 300 posts?

[Susiecarbojunkie]

Originally Posted by MissMerize

I got a PM!!! People, send me pm's. Even with just a hi. I need to make sure this isn't a fluke.

weeelllll!!!
didja git it? I sent ittt..

[lala]

Originally Posted by MissMerize

I got a PM!!! People, send me pm's. Even with just a hi. I need to make sure this isn't a fluke.

did you notice the PM?

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OH YEAH Angelia! thanks!!!

Just be thankful you weren't trying to sell me a "male enhancement" product.

Im glad i didn't try my latest endower on you LALAKINSHANCEMENTS

ETA: opps i meant endevor!

[lala]

Originally Posted by MissMerize

I wasn't supposed to yet. Maybe the 300 posts?

WOW in less than 25 days? to the master


Oh wait that is me!

[lala]

Originally Posted by Tanner

That does not sound too bad either - I have a regular blender and a juicer

HEy have you ever tried Celery juice or Cucumber lemon juice? i would make it all the time in my Jack Lalanne Juicer man i love that thing and THEY taste so good!!!!

[Susiecarbojunkie]

Originally Posted by lala

:

Just be thankful you weren't trying to sell me a "male enhancement" product.

oops
sorry!