Why the fascination with Kimmer? #7 - Page 36

MollyBrown · 10-09-2007, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yellobrix

Sing to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies" theme song:

Lem’me tell a story ‘bout a girl named Kim,

A chubby web-a-holic who was fakin’ being thin.

Then one day she was thinkin’ thoughts so bright,

And she started up a sham money-maker weight-loss site!

Cash, that is… send it in… PayPal…

Well, the first thing you know, ol’ Kim’s a millionaire,

Sittin’ at the window though she hasn’t got a hair,

Eatin’ sugar cookies while you starve yourself away,

Bannin’ and a-cussin’ those who dare to ever stray.

Evidence trail, that is... Private I's and photographs...

Sheridan · 10-09-2007, 08:07 PM

http://www.lowcarbfriends.com/bbs/wo...-lc-women.html

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I am almost 46, married with a grown child. Today is my first day of work (lunch and dinner) as a waitress--my first job in 5 years. Maybe the hustle of serving food will help, lol! I have been lacking in the exercise dept. Hate to admit that...

As I read that post, the theme song from The Jeffersons came to mind . . . "Well, we're movin' on up . . ."

I am NOT knocking waitressing in any way, shape or form!

Seems like such a giant career move and all, within less than a year to go from waitress to Public Relations Director.

/just sayin'

MissMerize · 10-09-2007, 08:08 PM

Well Hi Everyone!!

I see you have lots of questions!

I am excited to get started helping wherever I can.

If you have specifics, start a new post!

For those of you new to forums something really great happens over the years. Your posts (yes yours) become part of a fantastic resource for everyone that comes on board. One thing that I will try to do is take post from start to finish.
I dont know everything but if I don't know something I will use the most powerful phrase in the english language.."I Don't Know". I will, however, find out!

I really want to give you all the RIGHT information....not the stuff in all the books. The universal truths about what works generally, and in personal posts, YOUR body.

I look forward to working with you all on your journey.

Hmmmm, He's not big on books. I wonder if he'll be using a Magic 8 Ball?

Krisis · 10-09-2007, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MissMerize

I dont know everything but if I don't know something I will use the most powerful phrase in the english language.."I Don't Know".

Oh my gosh, this still cracks me up. I don't know everything but if I don't know something...What?!!

mrsmenopausal · 10-09-2007, 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yellobrix

Sing to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies" theme song:

Lem’me tell a story ‘bout a girl named Kim,

A chubby web-a-holic who was fakin’ being thin.

Then one day she was thinkin’ thoughts so bright,

And she started up a sham money-maker weight-loss site!

Cash, that is… send it in… PayPal…

Well, the first thing you know, ol’ Kim’s a millionaire,

Sittin’ at the window though she hasn’t got a hair,

Eatin’ sugar cookies while you starve yourself away,

Bannin’ and a-cussin’ those who dare to ever stray.

Evidence trail, that is... Private I's and photographs...

That is awesome!

~mina~ · 10-09-2007, 08:16 PM

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This time I have been really hungry since Sunday - all I do is think about food -

this is what happens on VLCDs

Per Dr Michael R Eades, MD (yes, MD hehe just had to throw that in)

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If you go on a calorically-restricted diet for any length of time... your body kicks in and makes you hungry and sooner or later you’re going to give in. At the same time your body will make you tired, sleepy and lazy, and you will conserve as many calories as possible.

linkie

*Pear* · 10-09-2007, 08:17 PM

Now I cant get that song out of my head :lol

Beth1121 · 10-09-2007, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheridan

Yes, and if you go to that link and click on her profile it shows a green light (meaning she's online), with Last Activity: 10-09-2007 07:53 PM

When Tippy left (ummm...I mean when she was BANNED!!!), didn't she post at KK that she finally felt free since she had not been supported (yeah, whatever!) here at LCF??? If that is so and she is so sure of the Kimkins plan, then why is she lurking over here?

Hey Tippy. We can see you! Now go away already! Don't you have an ARTICAL to work on or someone to ban or something???

MollyBrown · 10-09-2007, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madam De Leon

Don't be silly! Kimkins takes years off your face!

The only way KK takes years off your FACe is by taking years off your LIFE!

Fat_Mom_Walking · 10-09-2007, 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sissypoo

Mom,

There are a couple of people from Indy over at Jimmy's forum. If you go there and post, they will probably find you.

Thanks Sissypoo!
I am afraid that I can't remember their Kimkin monikers (perhaps I lost a few brain cells while following that dang diet!)

*Pear* · 10-09-2007, 08:32 PM

How many posts do I need before I can PM?

lisabinil · 10-09-2007, 08:33 PM

Dr. Mark's answer to Pimp My Diet & constipation

"Re: Dr. Mark - About Constipation 4 Minutes ago
Yes,....Senna does act in a similar way but the magic is in the other ingredients in the formula.

They actually buffer the effects of the senna and provide digestive/intestinal support. The idea is to get moving and minimize any side effects on your organs.

I see the point with the carb restictions......let me dig a little deeper into my bag of tricks to find a few other ideas.

I know of many but I am trying to keep my suggestions
1. Easy to get (pick up locally)
2. Affordable (couldn't we all use an extra dime)
3. Universally tolerable

More later....

Good luck all and I hope everything comes out ok..................................:_blink_: couldn't resist!"

cgkane · 10-09-2007, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by regandy

artical???

that is exactly how Dr. Mark spelled it... did you guys catch that?

************
Food
Wheat germ - goes great on yogurt or cottage cheese
Dates or plums (just a few)
Salads and other roughage of course
A fresh apple on empty stomach
Walnuts or almonds

I hope this helps...I am going to write an artical and put it up top for all.

Dr. Mark"

*catching up again*

Yep. I was just going to comment on it myself. Sound familiar?

*back to reading*

sissypoo · 10-09-2007, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat_Mom_Walking

Thanks Sissypoo!
I am afraid that I can't remember their Kimkin monikers (perhaps I lost a few brain cells while following that dang diet!)

Believe me, if you post over there with your same log in name, they will find you. I promise!

golite · 10-09-2007, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by *Pear*

How many posts do I need before I can PM?

25 Posts and 25 Days membership Per Cheri

Fat_Mom_Walking · 10-09-2007, 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yellobrix

Sing to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies" theme song:

Lem’me tell a story ‘bout a girl named Kim,

A chubby web-a-holic who was fakin’ being thin.

Then one day she was thinkin’ thoughts so bright,

And she started up a sham money-maker weight-loss site!

Cash, that is… send it in… PayPal…

Well, the first thing you know, ol’ Kim’s a millionaire,

Sittin’ at the window though she hasn’t got a hair,

Eatin’ sugar cookies while you starve yourself away,

Bannin’ and a-cussin’ those who dare to ever stray.

Evidence trail, that is... Private I's and photographs...

Very clever.

MissMerize · 10-09-2007, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lisabinil

Dr. Mark's answer to Pimp My Diet & constipation

"Re

r. Mark - About Constipation 4 Minutes ago
Yes,....Senna does act in a similar way but the magic is in the other ingredients in the formula.

They actually buffer the effects of the senna and provide digestive/intestinal support. The idea is to get moving and minimize any side effects on your organs.

I see the point with the carb restictions......let me dig a little deeper into my bag of tricks to find a few other ideas.

I know of many but I am trying to keep my suggestions
1. Easy to get (pick up locally)
2. Affordable (couldn't we all use an extra dime)
3. Universally tolerable

More later....

Good luck all and I hope everything comes out ok..................................:_blink_: couldn't resist!"

Epsom salts are CHEAP!!! CVS or Walgreens, Just make sure you mask the taste with a little........drumroll............................ .

GATORADE

HoneyBee2 · 10-09-2007, 08:45 PM

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Quote:
Originally Posted by MissMerize
I dont know everything but if I don't know something I will use the most powerful phrase in the english language.."I Don't Know".

Quote:

Originally Posted by Krisis

Oh my gosh, this still cracks me up. I don't know everything but if I don't know something...What?!!

I know it made me giggle, because "If you don't know everything" then just by default we know there are going to be some things you do not know so the added phrase of......
"But if I don't know something" made me feel like he was stressing what he didn't know.
I thought, believe me we have got it!

cgkane · 10-09-2007, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yellobrix

Sing to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies" theme song:

Lem’me tell a story ‘bout a girl named Kim,

A chubby web-a-holic who was fakin’ being thin.

Then one day she was thinkin’ thoughts so bright,

And she started up a sham money-maker weight-loss site!

Cash, that is… send it in… PayPal…

Well, the first thing you know, ol’ Kim’s a millionaire,

Sittin’ at the window though she hasn’t got a hair,

Eatin’ sugar cookies while you starve yourself away,

Bannin’ and a-cussin’ those who dare to ever stray.

Evidence trail, that is... Private I's and photographs...

MissMerize · 10-09-2007, 08:46 PM

I'm fading, and gotta watch the end of "Damages", although this real life version is pretty darn close.

Nite nite

*Pear* · 10-09-2007, 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by golite

25 Posts and 25 Days membership Per Cheri

Thank you

HoneyBee2 · 10-09-2007, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrsmenopausal

I'm here. I'm trying to catch up. The dishes are still dirty.

What trademark? What did I miss?

I shink it tis a bery bery bwig secret!!!::use Elmer Fudd voice::

No, I have no idea but I have seen others talking about it.

amadeus4313 · 10-09-2007, 09:02 PM

Yellowbrix - your parody is brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jenna... · 10-09-2007, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yellobrix

Sing to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies" theme song:

Lem’me tell a story ‘bout a girl named Kim,

A chubby web-a-holic who was fakin’ being thin.

Then one day she was thinkin’ thoughts so bright,

And she started up a sham money-maker weight-loss site!

Cash, that is… send it in… PayPal…

Well, the first thing you know, ol’ Kim’s a millionaire,

Sittin’ at the window though she hasn’t got a hair,

Eatin’ sugar cookies while you starve yourself away,

Bannin’ and a-cussin’ those who dare to ever stray.

Evidence trail, that is... Private I's and photographs...

That's Wonderful!

missis36 · 10-09-2007, 09:10 PM

Oh ladies it's another mass exodus at the kk website, screenshot to follow

10-09-2007, 08:33 PM	#1062
lisabinil Big Yapper!!!! Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: suburbs of Chicago Posts: 9,286 Gallery: lisabinil Stats: 214/185/180 287 in 00 WOE: higher carb Atkins for optimum health Start Date: SBD 3/5/07,Atkins 4/18/07	Dr. Mark's answer to Pimp My Diet & constipation "Re: Dr. Mark - About Constipation 4 Minutes ago Yes,....Senna does act in a similar way but the magic is in the other ingredients in the formula. They actually buffer the effects of the senna and provide digestive/intestinal support. The idea is to get moving and minimize any side effects on your organs. I see the point with the carb restictions......let me dig a little deeper into my bag of tricks to find a few other ideas. I know of many but I am trying to keep my suggestions 1. Easy to get (pick up locally) 2. Affordable (couldn't we all use an extra dime) 3. Universally tolerable More later.... Good luck all and I hope everything comes out ok..................................:_blink_: couldn't resist!" __________________ 26 hrs of 10 in 10 Callanetics completed Walk Away The Pounds Challenge-52.5 miles

10-09-2007, 09:02 PM	#1073
amadeus4313 Very Gabby LCF Member!!! Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Beautiful mid-Michigan Posts: 3,141 Blog Entries: 2 Gallery: amadeus4313	Yellowbrix - your parody is brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Last edited by amadeus4313 : 10-09-2007 at 09:12 PM.

10-09-2007, 08:08 PM	#1053
MissMerize MAJOR LCF POSTER! Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: North East Posts: 1,389 Gallery: MissMerize Stats: 170/162/142 WOE: Meat and Martini Diet, cycled with oopsie rolls Start Date: 3/18/08	Well Hi Everyone!! I see you have lots of questions! I am excited to get started helping wherever I can. If you have specifics, start a new post! For those of you new to forums something really great happens over the years. Your posts (yes yours) become part of a fantastic resource for everyone that comes on board. One thing that I will try to do is take post from start to finish. I dont know everything but if I don't know something I will use the most powerful phrase in the english language.."I Don't Know". I will, however, find out! I really want to give you all the RIGHT information....not the stuff in all the books. The universal truths about what works generally, and in personal posts, YOUR body. I look forward to working with you all on your journey. Hmmmm, He's not big on books. I wonder if he'll be using a Magic 8 Ball?

10-09-2007, 08:17 PM	#1057
Pear MAJOR LCF POSTER! Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Safe in the atkins fruitbowl. Posts: 1,522 Gallery: Pear Stats: 240/188/160 WOE: Pearkins Start Date: 11/25/2007	Now I cant get that song out of my head :lol

10-09-2007, 08:32 PM	#1061
Pear MAJOR LCF POSTER! Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Safe in the atkins fruitbowl. Posts: 1,522 Gallery: Pear Stats: 240/188/160 WOE: Pearkins Start Date: 11/25/2007	How many posts do I need before I can PM?

10-09-2007, 08:46 PM	#1070
MissMerize MAJOR LCF POSTER! Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: North East Posts: 1,389 Gallery: MissMerize Stats: 170/162/142 WOE: Meat and Martini Diet, cycled with oopsie rolls Start Date: 3/18/08	I'm fading, and gotta watch the end of "Damages", although this real life version is pretty darn close. Nite nite

10-09-2007, 09:10 PM	#1075
missis36 hater detective Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Margaritaville Posts: 1,441 Gallery: missis36 Stats: Holy crap/OMG/hello hot mama! WOE: Atkins/low carb Start Date: 7-20-07	Oh ladies it's another mass exodus at the kk website, screenshot to follow