Why the fascination with Kimmer? #7 - Page 35

CJane · 10-09-2007, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by regandy

artical???

that is exactly how Dr. Mark spelled it... did you guys catch that?

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Food
Wheat germ - goes great on yogurt or cottage cheese
Dates or plums (just a few)
Salads and other roughage of course
A fresh apple on empty stomach
Walnuts or almonds

I hope this helps...I am going to write an artical and put it up top for all.

Dr. Mark"

I saw that, and the fact that he spelled strict and strictly as "strick" and "strickly" in another response. Uh...yeah...well...

Yellobrix · 10-09-2007, 07:31 PM

Sing to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies" theme song:

Lem’me tell a story ‘bout a girl named Kim,

A chubby web-a-holic who was fakin’ being thin.

Then one day she was thinkin’ thoughts so bright,

And she started up a sham money-maker weight-loss site!

Cash, that is… send it in… PayPal…

Well, the first thing you know, ol’ Kim’s a millionaire,

Sittin’ at the window though she hasn’t got a hair,

Eatin’ sugar cookies while you starve yourself away,

Bannin’ and a-cussin’ those who dare to ever stray.

Evidence trail, that is... Private I's and photographs...

Gweebles · 10-09-2007, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by jayed

Eeek, Besides, Heidi recommending an apple?? You've got to be kidding me! You know apples are for wimps!

How about a sugar cookie?

JustKim · 10-09-2007, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by LosingToLive

Please don't let this bother you, you got out and saved your Reputation.

thanks but it does bother me....he;s feeding them total BS and that ticks me off.

nuts are generally binding - NOT good if you already have constipation problems!

it is just so infuriating and frustrating to have someone calling "himself" an expert yet dolling out advice that is blatently WRONG!

mrsmenopausal · 10-09-2007, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by LosingToLive

Where is everyone?

Oh no, Mrs M must be doing dishes

Just when we took up a collectiion for the paper plates and cups.

I'm here. I'm trying to catch up. The dishes are still dirty.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat_Mom_Walking

A funny thing happened on the way to Onederland . . .

(Que scary music and fog)
It was a bleak and dismal night. Fear hung in the air. Most of the natives were shut up in their homes, afraid to venture out into the open. Fiendish overlords (hideous, monstrous beasts with deceptively charming names . . . like “Tippy Toes” and “Singing Lass”) roamed the streets, eager to pounce on unsuspecting travelers and delete them with a single blow. I huddled in the darkness of my cave, shivering and alone. And then I heard it . . . one solitary voice calling out for truth, for justice, for answers. From my dark cave I saw her . . . a solitary figure, struggling against the raging storm. I ventured out ~ slowly, slowly. As I drew closer to her, I recognized her . . it was Wyatt’s Momma. Just then, the storm’s fury engulfed us. I reached out my hand, trying to grab onto her, but were were both tossed and battered by the destructive forces around us. And then I saw it out of the corner of my eye . . a looming, hulking, shadowy figure. Before I could raise my arm in protest ~ *poof* ~ Wyatt’s Momma was gone.

Battered, bruised, shivering and weak from malnutrition . . . I see him in the distance . . . a healer, a helper, a medicine man. I stumble, I crawl, I finally reach him and tug at the bottom of his surgical scrubs.

Reaching down in compassion ~ he hands me . . . Gatorade.

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Originally Posted by MissMerize

Sheridan,

check again about the trademark. I mentioned it. I have good reason to believe this is true, I just cant tell you how I know as it may be too revealing.

What trademark? What did I miss?

lisabinil · 10-09-2007, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yellobrix

Sing to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies" theme song:

Lem’me tell a story ‘bout a girl named Kim,

A chubby web-a-holic who was fakin’ being thin.

Then one day she was thinkin’ thoughts so bright,

And she started up a sham money-maker weight-loss site!

Cash, that is… send it in… PayPal…

Well, the first thing you know, ol’ Kim’s a millionaire,

Sittin’ at the window though she hasn’t got a hair,

Eatin’ sugar cookies while you starve yourself away,

Bannin’ and a-cussin’ those who dare to ever stray.

Fabulous!

ixtapacheryl · 10-09-2007, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by lisabinil

Omigosh! Just for kicks I did a search here on LCF for "artical". Geuss who's posting showed up after the Fascination results?

TIPPY!

http://www.lowcarbfriends.com/bbs/wo...-lc-women.html

Great detective work. Now try to find another word and see if you get the same results..... this sure is interesting. Maybe Mark quit and TT is too embarrassed to post that he has quit.

If I'm wrong do you think he will request to meet Heidi in person to go over plans for their new and improved website?

Sheridan · 10-09-2007, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lisabinil

Omigosh! Just for kicks I did a search here on LCF for "artical". Geuss who's posting showed up after the Fascination results?

TIPPY!

http://www.lowcarbfriends.com/bbs/wo...-lc-women.html

Yes, and if you go to that link and click on her profile it shows a green light (meaning she's online), with Last Activity: 10-09-2007 07:53 PM

JustKim · 10-09-2007, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nady

Has this been posted? Dr. Mark's day job~

Career training at Loraines Academy, St Pete, FL

I thought he wasn't licensed for massage therapy~
~~~N

he's not licensed to actually work/practice as a massage therapist, but guess he's still hunky dory to teach it

M.Dove · 10-09-2007, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yellobrix

Sing to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies" theme song:

Lem’me tell a story ‘bout a girl named Kim,

A chubby web-a-holic who was fakin’ being thin.

Then one day she was thinkin’ thoughts so bright,

And she started up a sham money-maker weight-loss site!

Cash, that is… send it in… PayPal…

Well, the first thing you know, ol’ Kim’s a millionaire,

Sittin’ at the window though she hasn’t got a hair,

Eatin’ sugar cookies while you starve yourself away,

Bannin’ and a-cussin’ those who dare to ever stray.

Evidence trail, that is... Private I's and photographs...

dointhis4me · 10-09-2007, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yellobrix

Sing to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies" theme song:

Lem’me tell a story ‘bout a girl named Kim,

A chubby web-a-holic who was fakin’ being thin.

Then one day she was thinkin’ thoughts so bright,

And she started up a sham money-maker weight-loss site!

Cash, that is… send it in… PayPal…

Well, the first thing you know, ol’ Kim’s a millionaire,

Sittin’ at the window though she hasn’t got a hair,

Eatin’ sugar cookies while you starve yourself away,

Bannin’ and a-cussin’ those who dare to ever stray.

Evidence trail, that is... Private I's and photographs...

That is AWESOME!!!

katOD · 10-09-2007, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yellobrix

Sing to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies" theme song:

Lem’me tell a story ‘bout a girl named Kim,

A chubby web-a-holic who was fakin’ being thin.

Then one day she was thinkin’ thoughts so bright,

And she started up a sham money-maker weight-loss site!

Cash, that is… send it in… PayPal…

Well, the first thing you know, ol’ Kim’s a millionaire,

Sittin’ at the window though she hasn’t got a hair,

Eatin’ sugar cookies while you starve yourself away,

Bannin’ and a-cussin’ those who dare to ever stray.

Evidence trail, that is... Private I's and photographs...

Well done!!!

JustKim · 10-09-2007, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jayed

Since one of the things Heidi advertises is that you don't need to exercise, it's probably hard to get people interested. Even when Kim was there, the Work Out Zone was one of the less active areas.

yes it was

There were a lot of views on the posts and the stickies....but it was kind of quiet on the posting front

I'm sure I could have done a better job and been more interactive. I was actually pretty excited about the exercise dvd review I had just started

MJR · 10-09-2007, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yellobrix

Sing to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies" theme song:

Lem’me tell a story ‘bout a girl named Kim,

A chubby web-a-holic who was fakin’ being thin.

Then one day she was thinkin’ thoughts so bright,

And she started up a sham money-maker weight-loss site!

Cash, that is… send it in… PayPal…

Well, the first thing you know, ol’ Kim’s a millionaire,

Sittin’ at the window though she hasn’t got a hair,

Eatin’ sugar cookies while you starve yourself away,

Bannin’ and a-cussin’ those who dare to ever stray.

Evidence trail, that is... Private I's and photographs...

OMG...... WAYYYYY TOO FUNNY!!!!

lisabinil · 10-09-2007, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheridan

Yes, and if you go to that link and click on her profile it shows a green light (meaning she's online), with Last Activity: 10-09-2007 07:53 PM

I think it was Dottie that addressed this issue earlier. If you attempt to sign in even if you are banned it shows as an activity.

LadyN · 10-09-2007, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yellobrix

Sing to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies" theme song:

Lem’me tell a story ‘bout a girl named Kim,

A chubby web-a-holic who was fakin’ being thin.

Then one day she was thinkin’ thoughts so bright,

And she started up a sham money-maker weight-loss site!

Cash, that is… send it in… PayPal…

Well, the first thing you know, ol’ Kim’s a millionaire,

Sittin’ at the window though she hasn’t got a hair,

Eatin’ sugar cookies while you starve yourself away,

Bannin’ and a-cussin’ those who dare to ever stray.

Evidence trail, that is... Private I's and photographs...

:h yst:

THIS SHOULD HAVE A SPEW ALERT!!!!

lisabinil · 10-09-2007, 07:45 PM

Someone's questioning the docs answer
"Re: Dr. Mark ~~ I'm COLD! 0 Minutes ago
Have any of you checked with your doctor? I ask this, because my mom had this symptom - being cold all the time - and the problem was her thyroid. You really shouldn't mess around with this. I'm surprise Dr. Mark didn't mention this."

OhYeahBabe · 10-09-2007, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by tiggerr

I just want to send everyone at KK's dictionairy. (did I spell that right?)

Close enough, lol

mrsmenopausal · 10-09-2007, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by regandy

.... shhhhhh.... I see Russian people!

LMAO!

Quote:

Originally Posted by AmyJuli

Maybe they fell out. Ya ever think of that, hmmmm?

Bahahahaa

Quote:

Originally Posted by cgkane

We're still on #7

Thanks!! I caught on when I realized I could still reply in thread 7 and was so relieved! PHEW!

OhYeahBabe · 10-09-2007, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doodle_in_MA

From Dr? Mark:

"Ok...the constipation thing

To go or not to go.

As I mentioned, your goal should be for at least one bowel movement a day.

Let us try to get away from using commercial laxatives if at all possible though.

It is not that they don't work it is what they can contribute to longterm. Those that stimulate bowel movement by increasing intestinal contraction tend to give you a lazy bowel. This lazy intestine does not like to contract on its own after a while.
Those that make the stool more liquid prevent the absorbtion of those vital minerals and electrolytes I have been talking about. Not that good either.

Either can be a every once in a long while tool but only that, something to get the pipes back on track.

You have all posted with some natural alternatives, I will try to give you a few more.

Teas
- "smooth move" available in most grocery stores works great if taken at night (love that name)
- "California diet tea or slim mate tea" - Any asian grocery has this tea in green boxes...Don't go for the extra strength!
-2 yeaspoons honey with warm water on empty stomach

Food
Wheat germ - goes great on yogurt or cottage cheese
Dates or plums (just a few)
Salads and other roughage of course
A fresh apple on empty stomach
Walnuts or almonds

I hope this helps...I am going to write an artical and put it up top for all.

Dr. Mark"[/b]

There ya go - not Kimmer. BTW, how many carbs in a yeaspoon of honey?

jayed · 10-09-2007, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gweebles

How about a sugar cookie?

Sugar cookies?? Sugar cookies! Why don't you just find an easier diet, like weight watchers? Because, clearly, you are not serious about losing weight!

gibster · 10-09-2007, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lisabinil

Someone's questioning the docs answer
"Re

r. Mark ~~ I'm COLD! 0 Minutes ago
Have any of you checked with your doctor? I ask this, because my mom had this symptom - being cold all the time - and the problem was her thyroid. You really shouldn't mess around with this. I'm surprise Dr. Mark didn't mention this."

10-09-2007, 07:31 PM	#1022
Yellobrix Senior LCF Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Kentucky Posts: 862 Gallery: Yellobrix Stats: 199/174/135 WOE: Atkins + CO Start Date: Over & Over... 'Til I Get It Right!	Sing to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies" theme song: Lem’me tell a story ‘bout a girl named Kim, A chubby web-a-holic who was fakin’ being thin. Then one day she was thinkin’ thoughts so bright, And she started up a sham money-maker weight-loss site! Cash, that is… send it in… PayPal… Well, the first thing you know, ol’ Kim’s a millionaire, Sittin’ at the window though she hasn’t got a hair, Eatin’ sugar cookies while you starve yourself away, Bannin’ and a-cussin’ those who dare to ever stray. Evidence trail, that is... Private I's and photographs... Last edited by Yellobrix : 10-09-2007 at 07:34 PM.

10-09-2007, 07:45 PM	#1037
lisabinil Big Yapper!!!! Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: suburbs of Chicago Posts: 9,286 Gallery: lisabinil Stats: 214/185/180 287 in 00 WOE: higher carb Atkins for optimum health Start Date: SBD 3/5/07,Atkins 4/18/07	Someone's questioning the docs answer "Re: Dr. Mark ~~ I'm COLD! 0 Minutes ago Have any of you checked with your doctor? I ask this, because my mom had this symptom - being cold all the time - and the problem was her thyroid. You really shouldn't mess around with this. I'm surprise Dr. Mark didn't mention this."