Why the fascination with Kimmer? #7 - Page 33

MissMerize · 10-09-2007, 06:22 PM

He'll probably say take 2 Gatorades and call me in the morning

Doodle_in_MA · 10-09-2007, 06:22 PM

A response to Dr? Mark:

Re

r. Mark - About Constipation 6 Minutes ago
"I don't think we'll stay in ketosis with apples, dates or plums. Our carb limit is 20 per day. Smooth Move is senna tea like Senakot laxative? Doesn't it work at the same way as commercial laxatives to force a contraction?"

2big4mysize · 10-09-2007, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cgkane

2big4mysize- is the 14% for girls or women?

TIA!

actually it is for femals

the range goes from athletes at 14%-20% to the upper limit for healthy femals at 25-31% with fit folk inbetween

Doodle_in_MA · 10-09-2007, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LosingToLive

See? ..... Family?.... Ingore them like we do and hopefully they will go away LOL

(this is a JOKE people)

Tried that. Not working!

EasyPeas · 10-09-2007, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MissMerize

Dr Mark has yet to answer the gout and flabby arm people. I hope he doesn't think he can just blow them off...

C'mon now, ya have to give him some time to finish looking up the answers on google....

cgkane · 10-09-2007, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nady

I would say this is too low~
Attachment 8005

~~~N

Now you're scaring me!

Sheridan- only a new monitor will do! Must be able to see Russian brides...

Nady · 10-09-2007, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doodle_in_MA

From Dr? Mark:

"Ok...the constipation thing

To go or not to go.

As I mentioned, your goal should be for at least one bowel movement a day.

Let us try to get away from using commercial laxatives if at all possible though.

It is not that they don't work it is what they can contribute to longterm.
Those that stimulate bowel movement by increasing intestinal contraction tend to give you a lazy bowel. This lazy intestine does not like to contract on its own after a while.
Those that make the stool more liquid prevent the absorbtion of those vital minerals and electrolytes I have been talking about. Not that good either.

Either can be a every once in a long while tool but only that, something to get the pipes back on track.

You have all posted with some natural alternatives, I will try to give you a few more.

Teas
- "smooth move" available in most grocery stores works great if taken at night (love that name)
- "California diet tea or slim mate tea" - Any asian grocery has this tea in green boxes...Don't go for the extra strength!
-2 yeaspoons honey with warm water on empty stomach

Food
Wheat germ - goes great on yogurt or cottage cheese
Dates or plums (just a few)
Salads and other roughage of course
A fresh apple on empty stomach
Walnuts or almonds

I hope this helps...I am going to write an artical and put it up top for all.

Dr. Mark"

Wow~ direct contradiction to Kimmer~
how long before he isn't Kimkins *Dr. Mark* anymore?
~~~N

Locarb4me · 10-09-2007, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jayed

Since I've seen a lot of Vandy J talk, I just want to clarify that Mercifully is not Vandy J.

She sure looks like her,vandyj.jpg but now I see the difference, side by side:

cgkane · 10-09-2007, 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2big4mysize

actually it is for femals

the range goes from athletes at 14%-20% to the upper limit for healthy femals at 25-31% with fit folk inbetween

Okay- thanks!

susique333 · 10-09-2007, 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anipomoni

Ok on the 800 calorie thing....isn't anyone at kk confused? Why aren't they saying, "hey why are we supposed to eat a minimum of 800 cals if we still have fat on our bodies? Didn't Kimmer lose her weight on much less than that? She said it was perfectly healthy."

Why isn't anyone saying that? It seems to me that if the members were clueless about the controversy, they would innocently ask those questions. Now it just looks like everyone is plugging their ears (lalalalala) and ignoring the issues.

Actually theyre trying like heck to stay away from the Almighty Banner! Many KK members have read the innocent questions only to return to that thread and not only is the innocent question gone..so is the member who posted it. Even the PMs are monitored over there, the Admin made that announcement.

ixtapacheryl · 10-09-2007, 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MissMerize

Dr Mark has yet to answer the gout and flabby arm people. I hope he doesn't think he can just blow them off...

Now that statement had me spit up some cashews on the computer... "gout and flabby arm people"

I can't wait to hear the answer for those people!

Doodle_in_MA · 10-09-2007, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ixtapacheryl

Now that statement had me spit up some cashews on the computer... "gout and flabby arm people"

I can't wait to hear the answer for those people!

Maybe constipation is more important to Dr. Mark than gout and flabby arms. He has to prioritize - it's very busy over there! Just sayin...

gibster · 10-09-2007, 06:29 PM

Hiccup!

LosingToLive · 10-09-2007, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by missis36

Ok I have to interject/threadjack here for a second, but I am one of the people who continues to pick on Tippy for spelling but I have to explain. I only do this because she is the PR Director for the company. I think a quick spell/grammar check is in order.

On a totally unrelated note, I had to test for a job the other day and 10 of the questions were spelling errors that I had to find in the sentence, and they had most of Tippy's errors which was very funny to me, and helpful haha. I aced that test

Ok carry on...but honestly L2L, you crack me up so I would never put you on ignore

Awww.... you are sweet !!!!

The only reason I put that there was because....there are people out there with visual problems, and even if we check with "spell check" we can't tell if its right or not.

OH... please...NO guilt.... we all have things that bother US.

Yes, Trippy even bothers me LOL

jayed · 10-09-2007, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheridan

You're absolutely correct! Glad to have the help in this!

Yay! My IP law prof would be so proud.

I also have to wonder what the implications would be of Heidi lifting the graphics from the elena's models site to use in her logo.

Mariasol · 10-09-2007, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by missis36

Ok I have to interject/threadjack here for a second, but I am one of the people who continues to pick on Tippy for spelling but I have to explain. I only do this because she is the PR Director for the company. I think a quick spell/grammar check is in order.

On a totally unrelated note, I had to test for a job the other day and 10 of the questions were spelling errors that I had to find in the sentence, and they had most of Tippy's errors which was very funny to me, and helpful haha. I aced that test

Ok carry on...but honestly L2L, you crack me up so I would never put you on ignore

Typos don't annoy me but Tippy misspells the same words all the time (charactor, avitor, contraversy, artical,...) and obviously never bothered to look them up. I made a "spelling lesson" for her on my blog: mariasol: Tippy Toes Spelling Lesson

MissMerize · 10-09-2007, 06:32 PM

Re

r. Mark - About Constipation 18 Minutes ago
I don't think we'll stay in ketosis with apples, dates or plums. Our carb limit is 20 per day. Smooth Move is senna tea like Senakot laxative? Doesn't it work at the same way as commercial laxatives to force a contraction?

Oh no!!!!! the pimp is treading on thin ice....

jayed · 10-09-2007, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doodle_in_MA

From Dr? Mark:

"Ok...the constipation thing

To go or not to go.

As I mentioned, your goal should be for at least one bowel movement a day.

Let us try to get away from using commercial laxatives if at all possible though.

It is not that they don't work it is what they can contribute to longterm.
Those that stimulate bowel movement by increasing intestinal contraction tend to give you a lazy bowel. This lazy intestine does not like to contract on its own after a while.
Those that make the stool more liquid prevent the absorbtion of those vital minerals and electrolytes I have been talking about. Not that good either.

Either can be a every once in a long while tool but only that, something to get the pipes back on track.

You have all posted with some natural alternatives, I will try to give you a few more.

Teas
- "smooth move" available in most grocery stores works great if taken at night (love that name)
- "California diet tea or slim mate tea" - Any asian grocery has this tea in green boxes...Don't go for the extra strength!
-2 yeaspoons honey with warm water on empty stomach

Food
Wheat germ - goes great on yogurt or cottage cheese
Dates or plums (just a few)
Salads and other roughage of course
A fresh apple on empty stomach
Walnuts or almonds

I hope this helps...I am going to write an artical and put it up top for all.

Dr. Mark"

So basically his response is: Don't do kimkins.

susique333 · 10-09-2007, 06:33 PM

There is no way in Gods green earth this man has read that diet...nor the "allowed" foods lists....
Food
Wheat germ - goes great on yogurt or cottage cheese
Dates or plums (just a few)
Salads and other roughage of course
A fresh apple on empty stomach
Walnuts or almonds
I hope this helps...I am going to write an artical and put it up top for all.
Dr. Mark"

missis36 · 10-09-2007, 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doodle_in_MA

From Dr? Mark:

"Ok...the constipation thing

To go or not to go.

As I mentioned, your goal should be for at least one bowel movement a day.

Let us try to get away from using commercial laxatives if at all possible though.

It is not that they don't work it is what they can contribute to longterm.
Those that stimulate bowel movement by increasing intestinal contraction tend to give you a lazy bowel. This lazy intestine does not like to contract on its own after a while.
Those that make the stool more liquid prevent the absorbtion of those vital minerals and electrolytes I have been talking about. Not that good either.

Either can be a every once in a long while tool but only that, something to get the pipes back on track.

You have all posted with some natural alternatives, I will try to give you a few more.

Teas
- "smooth move" available in most grocery stores works great if taken at night (love that name)
- "California diet tea or slim mate tea" - Any asian grocery has this tea in green boxes...Don't go for the extra strength!
-2 yeaspoons honey with warm water on empty stomach

Food
Wheat germ - goes great on yogurt or cottage cheese
Dates or plums (just a few)
Salads and other roughage of course
A fresh apple on empty stomach
Walnuts or almonds

I hope this helps...I am going to write an artical and put it up top for all.

Dr. Mark"

Man I'm behind again so I'm sure I'm gonna be late with this comment but um, if this is not Heidi I'll publicly kiss her butt. I'm not kidding. Plus would a dr. not know the spelling of article?

robsrib · 10-09-2007, 06:34 PM

Now that Dr. Mark is going to sacrifice himself and go on a diet and keep a journal over there, either 1) he hasn't looked up any of the links that were sent to him regarding Scamkins 2) he has looked them up and doesn't care because now the place is cleaned up.

Last night I was hoping that he would do a little research and leave KK, I was hoping that there was some decency in him and he had just been tricked. He may have been tricked into his position but now it appears he is fully embracing the place. That's shameful! Maybe he has hopes of changing the place into Markins!

jayed · 10-09-2007, 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Locarb4me

She sure looks like her,Attachment 8006 but now I see the difference, side by side:

I'm pretty sure Merci had the same user id (or something very close) over at kk.

regandy · 10-09-2007, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mariasol

Typos don't annoy me but Tippy misspells the same words all the time (charactor, avitor, contraversy, artical,...) and obviously never bothered to look them up. I made a "spelling lesson" for her on my blog: mariasol: Tippy Toes Spelling Lesson

artical???

that is exactly how Dr. Mark spelled it... did you guys catch that?

************
Food
Wheat germ - goes great on yogurt or cottage cheese
Dates or plums (just a few)
Salads and other roughage of course
A fresh apple on empty stomach
Walnuts or almonds

I hope this helps...I am going to write an artical and put it up top for all.

Dr. Mark"

susique333 · 10-09-2007, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by susique333

There is no way in Gods green earth this man has read that diet...nor the "allowed" foods lists....
Food
Wheat germ - goes great on yogurt or cottage cheese
Dates or plums (just a few)
Salads and other roughage of course
A fresh apple on empty stomach
Walnuts or almonds
I hope this helps...I am going to write an artical and put it up top for all.
Dr. Mark"

Notice this word.....hummmmmmm

10-09-2007, 06:22 PM	#962
Doodle_in_MA MAJOR LCF POSTER! Join Date: May 2003 Location: North Shore MA Posts: 2,680 Gallery: Doodle_in_MA Stats: 146/138.4/130	A response to Dr? Mark: Rer. Mark - About Constipation 6 Minutes ago "I don't think we'll stay in ketosis with apples, dates or plums. Our carb limit is 20 per day. Smooth Move is senna tea like Senakot laxative? Doesn't it work at the same way as commercial laxatives to force a contraction?"

10-09-2007, 06:29 PM	#973
gibster Senior LCF Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Chicago area Posts: 544 Gallery: gibster Stats: 268/227.4/155	Hiccup! Last edited by gibster : 10-09-2007 at 06:43 PM.

10-09-2007, 06:32 PM	#977
MissMerize MAJOR LCF POSTER! Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: North East Posts: 1,389 Gallery: MissMerize Stats: 170/162/142 WOE: Meat and Martini Diet, cycled with oopsie rolls Start Date: 3/18/08	Rer. Mark - About Constipation 18 Minutes ago I don't think we'll stay in ketosis with apples, dates or plums. Our carb limit is 20 per day. Smooth Move is senna tea like Senakot laxative? Doesn't it work at the same way as commercial laxatives to force a contraction? Oh no!!!!! the pimp is treading on thin ice....

10-09-2007, 06:22 PM	#961
MissMerize MAJOR LCF POSTER! Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: North East Posts: 1,389 Gallery: MissMerize Stats: 170/162/142 WOE: Meat and Martini Diet, cycled with oopsie rolls Start Date: 3/18/08	He'll probably say take 2 Gatorades and call me in the morning

10-09-2007, 06:33 PM	#979
susique333 Senior LCF Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: 50 years old, I live in Omaha Posts: 775 Gallery: susique333 Stats: 230/173/150 WOE: Eat Fat Get Thin Start Date: summer 2007	There is no way in Gods green earth this man has read that diet...nor the "allowed" foods lists.... Food Wheat germ - goes great on yogurt or cottage cheese Dates or plums (just a few) Salads and other roughage of course A fresh apple on empty stomach Walnuts or almonds I hope this helps...I am going to write an artical and put it up top for all. Dr. Mark"

10-09-2007, 06:34 PM	#981
robsrib Senior LCF Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 183 Gallery: robsrib Stats: restart 050408 159/157/145 WOE: Atkins Start Date: Nov. 2003	Now that Dr. Mark is going to sacrifice himself and go on a diet and keep a journal over there, either 1) he hasn't looked up any of the links that were sent to him regarding Scamkins 2) he has looked them up and doesn't care because now the place is cleaned up. Last night I was hoping that he would do a little research and leave KK, I was hoping that there was some decency in him and he had just been tricked. He may have been tricked into his position but now it appears he is fully embracing the place. That's shameful! Maybe he has hopes of changing the place into Markins!