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Old 10-06-2007, 09:24 PM   #1951
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LOL! Thanks. I figured it's just a matter of time........I'm an optimist. LOL
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Old 10-06-2007, 09:24 PM   #1952
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Tippy: Kimmer... why is your after picture on the Russian Bride site?

Kimmer: well, (blush), I didn't want to divulge this part of my private life, but YES, this is me... I said it was me.. this is ME in the red dress.. but, I was lonely after losing all that weight, and I decided to find a husband.. so, I posted my picture on this Russian site. Tippy, that other dating service didn't go well (and whoops.. I sent them the wrong picture - the before picture of me on the bus, instead of the after! silly me!). and this Russian site seemed to get a lot of hits.. so why not? so, I sent them my after picture.. and they sent it back!!! saying I couldn't be over 50!!

so, Tippy... how could I ever explain that my Retin A skin regime is what makes me look 26? I mean... these are Russians! They probably don't have Retin A over in Russia.. so, I just said 26, since they all said that this was the age I looked! I figured... what choice did I have?

so.. look at this! These people just turn everything I do around. I bet they are going to twist this, too!! It is so hard to keep my private life private!!!

Tippy: I understand. These people are terrible. such Hate. Well.. don't worry.. anyone that mentions it... ZAP.. they're gone!

and.. .Kimmer.. about that raise....
SH-T!! That is TOO much!! Forget LOL, I hawled out loud after reading that piece.

Know what I realized today? I have not watched my fav. soap (Y&R) since this started. This is WAY better.

Thanks to whoever finds out this stuff and posts it.

And "flippytippy" (love that by the way!): Wake up and stop compromising your integrity for money. I think you really know the truth but have too much pride to finally take a stand and admit it. It's not an easy thing to do, I know, but what will it take for you to finally see?
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Old 10-06-2007, 09:25 PM   #1953
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Here is what I don't understand, two things

1. How is it they say personal attacks are not tolerated, but cwarren can tell "seen" "you're a dirty low-life and always will be" Something tells me the post is already gone and cwarren was not banned for that, ya think?

2. Kimmer herself said to choose 3 150-calorie shakes per day for the shake option, which is obviously 450 calories per day!! Has this info been deleted from the plan now?

Just wondering
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Old 10-06-2007, 09:26 PM   #1954
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Attention all past and present Kimkins affiliates!
(snipped)
a "Brad Johnson" the supposed current affiliate manager. He told me they were reviewing my account for payment and that I needed to include my Social Security # for payment! Ummm, yea...sure. Do I have stupid written on my forehead? Like I'd give her my SS# so she can run off to Venezuela and become ME!
(snipped)
It's your choice to not provide a social security number. Kimkins will send this email to the IRS with your name and address so they can contact you for the information.
Kimmer"
Was she threatening me with the last paragraph?? LOL Here was my final response to her:
"Kimmer,
Yes, please do forward it to them, since they already have my SS#, so they can contact me. I have a lot I'd like to tell them, myself.
Lisa"
So, now all of a sudden, a refund was posted to my account the day after I ask for payment? She's going to refund me right into the red until I owe her money. LOL (snipped)
Blessings,
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Good for you Lisa! You called her bluff and she was hoping that you had not turned in your earnings to the IRS and was attempting to blackmail you in her passive aggressive way. It didn't work and I think you are correct in her intentions. You may want to send this to all her "partners" listed on the website. I am not sure what their relationship with Kimkins is but it shows that business with her in general is risky!
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Old 10-06-2007, 09:30 PM   #1955
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HoneyBee, hey you found my handcuffs! Sorry I forgot about the woman I left them on but apparently the key was nearby.

Congrats to BuzzyBee!

And a big shout out to Seen - great job ladies
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Old 10-06-2007, 09:30 PM   #1956
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Oh holy poopoo batman, I keep getting "server is busy" again each time I refresh....hope this BB is glued together with strong glue
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Old 10-06-2007, 09:31 PM   #1957
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No one is getting my joke tonight. I'm comparing the awful European mentos commercials to Kimmer's after pictures. It's only funny to me !
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Old 10-06-2007, 09:33 PM   #1958
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Okay I know I have not posted before but I have been following from the beginning and had some time to spare. LOOKY what I found in less than 10 minutes!!!LOL!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen I present "Lesya"

AKA: RED DRESS KIMMER!!!!

Russian Brides seeking foreign men- Russian dating brides profiles

Hopefully this hasn't been posted before....my heart stopped when that picture came up on my screen!!LOL!!

There are TWO pictures of her!!!
I am so far behind it is not even funny, but I just had to take a moment out of my reading to send a big congratulations to Buzzybee - you win the prize - a free lifetime membership to Kimkins!
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Old 10-06-2007, 09:34 PM   #1959
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Holy moly! I wonder just how many have given her their SS#'s...
I have to admit I signed up to be an affiliate back in the day but I never really promoted the site. But this did make me go back and check to make sure I never gave her my social. Luckily I didn't. I also changed all my contact information. Probably too late but it made me feel a little better.
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Old 10-06-2007, 09:36 PM   #1960
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Reminds me of AMERICAS MOST WANTED
No, I don't mind a bit! I was laughing my butt off while I was making it. Anyone that wants can use it.
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Old 10-06-2007, 09:36 PM   #1961
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Ok for those of you reading backwards, I wanted to put a few of the entertaining posts from last nights fun

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DO YOU NOT CARE THAT YOU WERE LIED TO??? 2 Minutes ago
This is kimmer's after picture:

Russian Brides seeking foreign men- Russian dating brides profiles.

It was stolen along with 32 other pictures (and the KK logo btw) from russian bride sites.

How can you pretend that nothing is wrong?

That's a whole new thread. Care to bet how long it lasts?
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here Fawn, here is a photo of the woman you idolize so much

Russian single Lesya from Tver, Russia personal profile

by the way, she is actually a russian single named Lesya, although Kimmer made up an elaborate story about the day she got that photo taken, she is shy, you know

huggiesssss to you and please open your eyes, you are leading others astray with your fawning over Kimmer and you are participating in a giant scam. This is not a music video, this is real life and people are getting hurt

agentlefawn2001 wrote:
Hi sis ((( Amy B ))))

I am sorry you are having trouble posting today and I hope you dont think its my fault

hugs fawn
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Ok this time I giggled hard:Re:6/5/07 Buddy Group 0 Minutes ago
Bev that's great. Say did you know that Heidi is really a russian mail order bride? Isn't that just the bees knees? Wow. I love me some kimmer. Huggieeesssssssssssssssssssssssss (are diapers)
Please note, although no boardcode and smiley buttons are shown, they are still useable
Oh and btw, someone came in but apparently their posts were delayed, they wanted us to know that being over there was illegal. Probably went to the same law school as SL?
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Old 10-06-2007, 09:37 PM   #1962
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wow glad we're back up and running! I thought I had been banned all day after last night. I'm scared to go back and read what I may have written! I apologize if I said anything bad. I rarely drink and was a little snookered last night
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Old 10-06-2007, 09:37 PM   #1963
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Here is what I don't understand, two things

1. How is it they say personal attacks are not tolerated, but cwarren can tell "seen" "you're a dirty low-life and always will be" Something tells me the post is already gone and cwarren was not banned for that, ya think?

2. Kimmer herself said to choose 3 150-calorie shakes per day for the shake option, which is obviously 450 calories per day!! Has this info been deleted from the plan now?

Just wondering

Abbymommy:

If it's pro-Kimkins attackers, they get a free pass, except for when there is big complaining from the faithful (like for Melt) and stuff got taken off. In general, if the attacker is someone like passiveaggressiveFawn or cwarren, it's okay, cause it's for Kimmer's sake. Ahem. If it's someone just asking the simplest, most reasonable questions given the climate OUTSIDE the KK Kompound, then bam. Gone.

Double standard.

Has it been established that cwarren is legit, ie. real? Cause it could be a Kimmer persona, no? Mean enough to be the K.

McLurty, thanks for the gastric bypass post. Really informational and interesting. And it shows the BIG BIG difference between KK and a carefully, comprehensively tested and monitored program of intervention by medical and surgical professionals. CAREFUL and MEDICAL and PROFESSIONAL being key terms to highlight.

The Princess

PS: I hope the bulletin board is busy cause the KK people are flocking here to see what's what. HI. DESERT THE SINKING SHIP. FIND A NICER VESSEL TO RIDE IN, one that lets you eat properly.

PPS: Oh, how I love Borat Loves Kimkins!

PPPS: Dang, this is my second attempt to post this. heh.
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Old 10-06-2007, 09:38 PM   #1964
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There is no way in Gods green earth that she would report anyones earnings to the IRS. Shes a cheeky snot.
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Old 10-06-2007, 09:39 PM   #1965
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This thing is actually scaring me. Freaky, but cool!

YEAH! The boards are back! I was going through withdrawls.
LOVE IT! hahahahaa
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Old 10-06-2007, 09:41 PM   #1966
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The boards are back and no one called me? I said to send up flares, people!
WOOHOOO!
uh, not that I'm addicted or anything.
and I'm 4 pages behind? jeez!
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Old 10-06-2007, 09:41 PM   #1967
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There is no way in Gods green earth that she would report anyones earnings to the IRS. Shes a cheeky snot.
I know, when I read that paragraph I thought, YOU WITCH! I was STEAMED for several minutes after that and wrote her a very long email telling her exactly what I thought of her and then I deleted it and just wrote that one short sentence. I figured it was to the point and it let her know she was not going to threaten me.
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Old 10-06-2007, 09:41 PM   #1968
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wow glad we're back up and running! I thought I had been banned all day after last night. I'm scared to go back and read what I may have written! I apologize if I said anything bad. I rarely drink and was a little snookered last night
You were fine darlin' but you missed the fun, was hoping you'd have still been up for it
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Old 10-06-2007, 09:41 PM   #1969
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Shame on WOMANS WORLD MAGAZINE for not checking this out before publishing it! They should be accountable too!
I will never ever lay eyes on that mag again.
Me either, and every time I see it while standing in the line at the grocery store I'm going to bring this scandal up to the others waiting in line. "Don't believe the diets they advertise! Google Kimkins, FRAUD, and Woman's World magazine and find out for yourself!" Believe it, I will do this.

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So, the only one that's left, is the "Kimmer" pic where she's sitting on a white lounge chair wearing white slacks (yes, slacks...not stretchy pants) and that black and taupe shirt..right?

Or am I still behind?
I think that's the only one of her left but there's still several "success stories" waiting to be found.

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Thanks for your help. I did call the credit card company and spoke with a woman with a very heavy Eastern European accent (Russian, Polish?). I told her Kimmer was using Russian models to defraud members and she replied, "She's a crook, no? Oh, don't worry, we WILL get our money". I will receive a "conditional" credit in three to five days and will have to fill out a dispute form. YES!!!!
Good for you! I hope everybody who has been recently banned requests a refund because it was "Not as advertised".

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BuzzyBee you are to be Honored!!!!

I think we should hereby declare that every October 5th should be


BuzzyBee Day


I agree!

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Kimmer, there's no smaller jail cell. None.


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welcome back
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Welcome back, LCF! Does anyone else see 'singingass' and read 'singedass'? My poor tired eyes!
Now that's not nice. You made me spit my salad!

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My sides hurt from the laughter! Will that count towards exercise for today?

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Attention all past and present Kimkins affiliates!

On October 3rd, I emailed Heidi to ask that she pay me my affilate fees. They were only $45.00 because I had removed her banners from my website earlier in the month. I received an email from her in which she said they were paid by the 5th and she would ask them to do mine first. Thirty minutes later, I received an email from a "Brad Johnson" the supposed current affiliate manager. He told me they were reviewing my account for payment and that I needed to include my Social Security # for payment! Ummm, yea...sure. Do I have stupid written on my forehead? Like I'd give her my SS# so she can run off to Venezuela and become ME! LOL I wrote "him" back saying I received all my previous payments without the SS# and that with all the KK controversy going on, I would NOT be giving them my SS#. Of course, the 5th came and went and no payment. So, I wrote Heidi back this morning telling her what "Brad" said and that I would appreciate her having them pay me today. Here's what I received back.

"Hi Lisa,

The computer will not allow payment until your earnings reach the minimum $45.00 and there was a refund yesterday which subtracted an earned commission. Your current balance is $29.98.

It's your choice to not provide a social security number. Kimkins will send this email to the IRS with your name and address so they can contact you for the information.

Kimmer"

Was she threatening me with the last paragraph?? LOL Here was my final response to her:

"Kimmer,

Yes, please do forward it to them, since they already have my SS#, so they can contact me. I have a lot I'd like to tell them, myself.

Lisa"

So, now all of a sudden, a refund was posted to my account the day after I ask for payment? She's going to refund me right into the red until I owe her money. LOL

To get to main point of my post. If you know anyone who was or is a Kimkins affilate, PLEASE have them go into their accounts and first take a screen shot of what they are owed by Kimkins. Then have them change their contact information. Since the new site upgrade, there is a place in the affiliate accounts that asks for an SS#. I had never filled it in. This morning, I went in to delete my account which cannot be done. So, I changed all my contact information, name, address, phone number, etc. to bogus information. Exampe, I just put a single letter for both my first and last name, 123 "I Don't Think So" for the address and 123-456-1234 for the phone number. Just something to fill in the blanks so you can update it. PLEASE pass this around to people you know and feel free to continue reposting it off and on in this forum and any others. As a disclaimer, I am not accusing Heidi of anything, but with the present controversy, I think we all would agree that we would not want her or her employees to have our personal contact information, let alone our SS#'s. Since we KNOW there was no Vanessa, I'm sure there is no Brad either. Thanks for your help in advance.

Blessings,
Lisa
Wow. I wouldn't put anything past that . . . <ahem> woman.

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Boujie, I scoured KK today and although I didnt see direct comments, Fawwwwwny and SL continue to preach that although KK isnt on the Up & Up, there really isnt anything wrong with that...... Somehow that reminds me of the gangs of girls in school who walked in packs behind a bully, repeating everything she says.
Ever read "Queen Bees and Wannabees"? Sure does describe that group.


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Old 10-06-2007, 09:42 PM   #1970
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The boards are back and no one called me? I said to send up flares, people!
WOOHOOO!
uh, not that I'm addicted or anything.
and I'm 4 pages behind? jeez!
So I take it those dishes still won't get done?
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Old 10-06-2007, 09:43 PM   #1971
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Old 10-06-2007, 09:44 PM   #1972
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