Why the fascination with Kimmer? #6

[GinaC]

Originally Posted by golite

I got losted......didn't I?

It's those SPOTS......um...er...STRIPES I tell you, they're driving me to distraction!

ok, I'm ok now...regaining composure...............


.............................gets zebra gun out of closet.....................

Actually I believe Amadaus passed her badge to Buzzybee!

Let's see, I made a "Moscowvy" mistake and Golite pointed it out. Golite made a mistake and HoneyBee points it out. HoneyBee makes a mistake and I point it out. I got your Karma here baby!

[golite]

Originally Posted by GinaC

Actually I believe Amadaus passed her badge to Buzzybee!

Let's see, I made a "Moscowvy" mistake and Golite pointed it out. Golite made a mistake and HoneyBee points it out. HoneyBee makes a mistake and I point it out. I got your Karma here baby!

but, but, that was my hubby who pointed it out, I hadn't noticed!
So what else did I do?

[mrsmenopausal]

Originally Posted by robsrib

at KK, colonics are recommended for bouts of constipation. Bolding added by poster


Re:Interstitial Cystitis anyone? 3 Minutes ago
Interstitial Cystitis can be caused by many problems

As you probably know, any bladder symptoms need to be checked out by urine analysis.
Barring infection,

Abdominal surgery can lead to scar tissue which contributes to periodic swelling.
This can be worked on by a qualified massage therapist certified in Visceral Manipulation.

Allergies should be rules out..especially food allergies and sensitivities..

A Clean Colon...people dont like to hear this one but a daily bowel movement is vital. If you have gone through periods of constipation in your life you may want to consider a series of three colonics. They will get you clean and moving and really change the way you _meta_bolize your foods.
Changing your diet the Kimkins way will contribute to less inflammation thoughout the body....a good thing for bladder and joints!


Anyone with personal experience??

You will find so many medical symptoms disappearing on your weight loss journey. Keep it up!

Dr. Mark
Please note, although no boardcode and smiley buttons are shown, they are still useable

Can some_one Please ex_plain to me what the heck is go_ing on with this break_ing up of words?

[Locarb4me]

Originally Posted by robsrib

Here's Dr. Marks introduction:

Hello Everyone! 2 Minutes ago
Hello Everyone,

My name is Dr. Mark and I have come here to help. For 20 years I have worked with all types of people, helping them achieve their physical goals:

¡ The athlete that cannot seem to take it to the next level.
¡ The housewife that can not lose the 20 lbs she gained over the years.
¡ The woman who wants to exercise, but the discs in her back give her such pain.
¡ The person who sees food as her only friend.

You can achieve your goals. You can succeed in your weight loss. You can especially succeed in regaining your health!

Sometimes we get caught up only in the goal -- I want to be in that size 5 or I want to lose 60 lbs. Remember that it is the journey and the destination. With every day that you eat better, every week that you lose a pound, you are making your body work better. Your endocrine system, your muscles, your brain … That is what I want for you.

Bring to me your problems and excuses (yes I said excuses). Let’s work on a solution together. I KNOW there is one. Your life is worth finding it.

My name is Dr. Mark and I have come here to help.

Yours in Health,
Dr. Mark


I don't think trotting out a Chinese Herbalist without a last name or a website to link to for credentials or success stories is going to give KK anymore value or respectability. Nice try though to the admins over there...

Well, I see you all beat me to it! I was going to post some Dr Mark stuff here today. I swear. Betcha a million cheesecurls it's Kimmer. There is NO flippin' way in the universe that woman with diarrhea of the mouth and her narcissistic need to be admired and listened to 24-7 is gonna stay quiet and behind the scenes for long.

You wait and see. I'm betting.

[LindaJ]

Is urine analysis the same as urinalysis??

[jayed]

Originally Posted by robsrib

at KK, colonics are recommended for bouts of constipation. Bolding added by poster


Re:Interstitial Cystitis anyone? 3 Minutes ago
Interstitial Cystitis can be caused by many problems

As you probably know, any bladder symptoms need to be checked out by urine analysis.
Barring infection,

Abdominal surgery can lead to scar tissue which contributes to periodic swelling.
This can be worked on by a qualified massage therapist certified in Visceral Manipulation.

Allergies should be rules out..especially food allergies and sensitivities..

A Clean Colon...people dont like to hear this one but a daily bowel movement is vital. If you have gone through periods of constipation in your life you may want to consider a series of three colonics. They will get you clean and moving and really change the way you _meta_bolize your foods.
Changing your diet the Kimkins way will contribute to less inflammation thoughout the body....a good thing for bladder and joints!


Anyone with personal experience??

You will find so many medical symptoms disappearing on your weight loss journey. Keep it up!

Dr. Mark
Please note, although no boardcode and smiley buttons are shown, they are still useable

Colonics change the way you metabolize food?
He says eating kimkins will contribute to less inflammation but he doesn't address that kimkins causes constipation. I'm not impressed with Dr. Mark so far. Visceral manipulation?

At least he's providing good material.

[CarolynF]

A Clean Colon...people dont like to hear this one but a daily bowel movement is vital. If you have gone through periods of constipation in your life you may want to consider a series of three colonics. They will get you clean and moving and really change the way you _meta_bolize your foods.
Changing your diet the Kimkins way will contribute to less inflammation thoughout the body....a good thing for bladder and joints!


Now. he wants the KKers to have colonics..Good grief!! Kimmer will be back to prescribing the MOM cocktails, I'm sure. Little does Dr. Mark know that the Kimkins diet greatest side effect is constipation. Maybe he's drumming up business for those colonics!! Ya think???

[mrsmenopausal]

Originally Posted by Maid of Erin

A pic of Dr. Nick has just been found. Shame on you all for thinking he wasn't real!

[Locarb4me]

Happy Birthday, HoneyBee! Hope it's a good one!!

[GinaC]

Originally Posted by golite

but, but, that was my hubby who pointed it out, I hadn't noticed!
So what else did I do?

Didn't they tell you that on this board partners of posters = poster. It's in the TOS!

And I wouldn't charge you a penny over $49.99.


ETA - BRB gotta fix dinner!

[CarolynF]

Originally Posted by LindaJ

Is urine analysis the same as urinalysis??

Linda..This is perfect... Never caught that one. I guess he must have missed his spelling test that week.

[mrsmenopausal]

Originally Posted by Willows_way

Hello,

I joined kimkins.com back in June, tried the diet for a month, and suffered bad bouts of vertigo as a result. Also, a few weeks after stopping kimkins, my hair started falling out at an alarming rate.

I printed off the diet plans and took them to my doctor (along with a food diary of what I had been consuming). My doctor advised that I was starving myself and that vertigo was my body's way of warning me that something was wrong. He told me that if I wanted to do low-carb, that was fine and to stick with a sensible plan such as Atkins.

I e-mailed kimkins.com support with my story and requested a refund. Kimmer herself replied via e-mail:

Hello,

I'm sorry but the Kimkins lifetime membership program is electronic media and non-refundable.

You've had access to the Kimkins program including the diet, diet variations, food lists,
grocery lists, weight loss resource links, recipe files, community support forums and certified
athletic trainer for many months.

Your doctor can modify the plan for your needs.

Best regards,

Kimmer

I e-mailed her back and said that if my doctor modified the plan, it wouldn't be "kimkins" anymore. I gave her my IP address and told her to check her weblogs...I only logged into the site once back in June and then again to open a support ticket requesting a refund. I never even used the forums.

Athletic trainer? I somehow missed that perk.

Wow...I was a fool. I wish I would have found LCF first. I sure received my money's worth.

I also wanted to let you all know that even tho Kimmer is busy trying to erase her tracks (the b&a photos, etc.), the deceitful web she hath woven is big...her Technorati web profile still shows the red dress pic:

Kimmer on Technorati

Take care,

Willow

Glad to see you here.

[Maid of Erin]

Originally Posted by HoneyBee2

Oh I missed that yahoo site information.
At that time was she promoting it as I am "kimmer" and this is my website or was it more of her trolling as a person who is happy with the kimkins plan?

Just curious and when was this if you know?
thanks

Many, many people on LCF asked for current pics. Kimmer always had an excuse for not producing one. There was a particular poster who is still here, who used to ask her outright if she had regained weight.

After Kimmer got mad at this site, she opened up Kimkins.com and everybody here was talking about it cuz they finally got a current pic (the one with the patio chair and zebra design). And of course many thought she looked wonderful at the time. Us Suckers!

Would that sort of thing be found in the wayback internet thing? Because I am pretty darn sure that patio chair was the original Meet Kimmer pic (on the Kimkins.com site).

[susique333]

Willow welcome to the forum. Youre the 4th person I heard that got vertigo too! I too ended up in the hospital with gut wrenching vertigo in early April. 5 days of laying with a towel over my face, in and out of CAT scans and MRI's, everyone thinking Im having a stroke! (I had dropped quite a bit of weight by this time) After my release, I came back to Kimkins and posted on the egg white, over 40s & shake challenges how sick I was. Still the warning bells didnt sound. It wasnt until later that I finally quit the diet completely and now no dizziness since summer. I feel stupid not realizing the dangers of so little nutrients but it was pushed upon us thru fake FitDays and faked photos that this diet was entirely safe. Kimmer kept the photos coming..."SEEEEEE, look at how fast and successful this diet is."

Originally Posted by Willows_way

Hello,

I joined kimkins.com back in June, tried the diet for a month, and suffered bad bouts of vertigo as a result. Also, a few weeks after stopping kimkins, my hair started falling out at an alarming rate.

I printed off the diet plans and took them to my doctor (along with a food diary of what I had been consuming). My doctor advised that I was starving myself and that vertigo was my body's way of warning me that something was wrong. He told me that if I wanted to do low-carb, that was fine and to stick with a sensible plan such as Atkins.

I e-mailed kimkins.com support with my story and requested a refund. Kimmer herself replied via e-mail:

Hello,

I'm sorry but the Kimkins lifetime membership program is electronic media and non-refundable.

You've had access to the Kimkins program including the diet, diet variations, food lists,
grocery lists, weight loss resource links, recipe files, community support forums and certified
athletic trainer for many months.

Your doctor can modify the plan for your needs.

Best regards,

Kimmer

I e-mailed her back and said that if my doctor modified the plan, it wouldn't be "kimkins" anymore. I gave her my IP address and told her to check her weblogs...I only logged into the site once back in June and then again to open a support ticket requesting a refund. I never even used the forums.

Athletic trainer? I somehow missed that perk.

Wow...I was a fool. I wish I would have found LCF first. I sure received my money's worth.

I also wanted to let you all know that even tho Kimmer is busy trying to erase her tracks (the b&a photos, etc.), the deceitful web she hath woven is big...her Technorati web profile still shows the red dress pic:

Kimmer on Technorati

Take care,

Willow

[heidi21062]

Just posted this on the Kimmer site....guess I'll be banned shortly....

[mrsmenopausal]

Originally Posted by MsBlondeGRIT

Hi Ladies! I have been reading these threads for a few weeks, and ladies, YA'LL ARE SOMETHING! GREAT JOB! I had to join the site to congratulate you all on busting this scheme wide open! I cannot wait to see the Kimpire FALL! I cannot believe a woman lied like this, and thus far, no punishment. I am a law student and boy if I was a lawyer NOW! I see there is one on the case and boy I want to see him win this thing! Here is my Kimkins history, I was in Pennsylvania over the summer, with my fiancee, and I found the WW's article! Better than bypass-come on, who wouldn't buy that?? I TRIED to do boot camp for two days and wanted to DIE! I was so tired, moody, weak, and totally spaced out. I had cravings out of control. I am amazed that people can do this longer than a day. And to see what that Heidi woman looks like and the fact that she made her members feel bad, like they were weak, and couldn't stick to their plan, that makes her lower than low in my book. This is hypocrisy beyond belief! Uggh if she is what the Kimkins diet will make you look like!!! RUN!!!

[Maid of Erin]

I really want to give you all the RIGHT information....not the stuff in all the books.

Yeah, we don't want none of yer fancy book learning. How can people keep swallowing this BS?!

[Gweebles]

BTW the BBB has her at an F now.

[LosingToLive]

Originally Posted by mrsmenopausal

Can some_one Please ex_plain to me what the heck is go_ing on with this break_ing up of words?

Oh heck NO.... I have visual problems and I'm not the one to criteec spelling and grammar.

[mrsmenopausal]

Originally Posted by lisabinil

"Dr." Mark is responding to questions that are being posted. The two I have read are about the hair loss issue and being cold. Nowhere does he ask them what they are eating or to post a typical menu w/calories. He doesn't even ask them their age.

Lovely. Ugh.
What advice did he give?

[jayed]

Heidi,

My guess is no one will care to explain. Let us know how long the banning takes.

[heidi21062]

Originally Posted by jayed

Heidi,

My guess is no one will care to explain. Let us know how long the banning takes.

Probably not....I posted it 20 minutes ago and so far only the one response...let the banning begin....

[LadyJ]

Originally Posted by mrsmenopausal

Can some_one Please ex_plain to me what the heck is go_ing on with this break_ing up of words?

I think it's to help Tippy sound out the words.....

[JoSkids]

A Clean Colon...people dont like to hear this one but a daily bowel movement is vital. If you have gone through periods of constipation in your life you may want to consider a series of three colonics. They will get you clean and moving and really change the way you _meta_bolize your foods.
Changing your diet the Kimkins way will contribute to less inflammation thoughout the body....a good thing for bladder and joints!

Good thing he wasn't around when that one person was saying that they personally had gone 14 days without a bowel movement. He would have s**t in his pants!