Why the fascination with Kimmer? #5

[Lisa Marie]

Originally Posted by heidi21062

FAWN.....

[Locarb4me]

Originally Posted by LChottie07

Well I figure that I might come out of lurkdom now and again Hey Deni sweety ((HUG)) I wanted to let you wonderful sluthes know that I did hear from Beth Wiseman who is the woman who wrote the article in WW.

Thanks guys for all the super sluthing today! I'll stop by now and again *WAVES*

Hi Christin! Good to see you here!

[robsrib]

Re:I have a question 10 Minutes ago
The anti-kimmers want her gone, but they also want this site shut down. Even if she disappears, they're not going to stop posting, I just know it. SL, thanks for at least trying, but I still feel abandoned.

[mama MIA]

Originally Posted by mrsmenopausal

I want to see it!!!

Here it is, half way down the page.
Laura Dolson
http://kimkinsexposed.wordpress.com/

[mrsmenopausal]

Originally Posted by LISAinTN

Hey everyone,

I posted this over at Jimmy's forum in response to the latest newsletter update from Kimkins. I was asked to post it here for you all, so here it is. Enjoy. LOL

"Kimkins is now under new ownership."

Translation: I know the site is going to be pulled soon by Federal Authorities and I don't want to look bad when it goes down, so I'll blame it on a new owner.

"The website will continue business as usual and the planned site upgrades are almost complete."

Translation: Banning of anyone slamming me will continue and we're pulling all incriminating evidence from the site as fast as we can.

"The Kimkins Affiliate program is growing rapidly and we thank our affiliates for their enthusiastic support. Kimkins will soon welcome their 1000th affiliate!"

Translation: Please continue to send more money my way so I have plenty when I skip the country.

"Exciting new support resources will be announced very soon for Kimkins members."

Translation: I'll be leaving behind my e-book and you're all on your own.

"I will be an adviser and members who want to ask weight loss questions can email me at AskKimmer@gmail.com."

Translation: I will be hiding on a tiny island off the coast of Venezuela. If I have internet access you might hear from me. My new name will be Gertrude Gonzalez.

"Thanks to everyone who has written incredible emails & PMs of support and understanding."

Translation: I'm being bombarded with hate mail. I'll be disconnecting my internet shortly.

"Kimmer"

Translation: Heidi, Vanessa, Diaz, Brandon, Gertrude.....whatever.

Originally Posted by jayed

I really wanted to believe in SL but I'm rapidly losing hope.

Originally Posted by SMP

Just read 30 pages, now only behind 10...11...12. WILL YOU GUYS SHADDUP ALREADY??!!

I double that!! I haven't been able to catch up all day. Searching for Russian brides got in the way. LET ME CATCH UP!!

[Locarb4me]

Originally Posted by ixtapacheryl

We don't understand. We would welcome explanation from your attorney."

What's with that flippin' WE STUFF all the time?????
The Royal WE??
The Sybil WE?

The royal we (Pluralis Majestatis) is the first-person plural pronoun when used by an important personage to refer to himself or herself. It's best known usage is by a monarch such as a king, queen, or pope.

The patronizing we is sometimes used in addressing instead of "you". A doctor may ask a patient: And how are we feeling today? This usage is emotionally non-neutral and usually bears a condescending, ironic, praising, or some other flavor, depending on an intonation: "Aren't we looking cute?".

Yeah, that last one must be it.

Oh and Cheryl, YOU GO, Girl!!

[Piekinns]

Originally Posted by Cryssi

Yanno, TT is supposed to be the PR director. So why is poor () SingingAss the only one fielding questions over there?

Don't forget singingassssss has the delightful fawn to help her out and smoother everyone with huggies.

[Lisa Marie]

Ok, everyone... I'm REALLY tired and want to go to bed (it's only 10:30 here, but I'm an early riser) but I'm afraid something good will happen while I'm asleep!

Is the TV station doing a 3rd installment tonight?

[chessie101]

How many brides...errr, success story pics are we still looking for? Is there a list of confirmed true success stories somewhere so they can be eliminated from the search?

And I'm assuming the red dress pic still hasn't been found. Otherwise everyone would've felt the ground shake from all the foot-stomping and happy-dancing everyone here will be doing.

Oh, and WTG people, on the all the latest pic discoveries!

ETA: HoneyBee, have you gotten any sleep yet??? You are indefatigable!

[robsrib]

Originally Posted by chessie101

How many brides...errr, success story pics are we still looking for? Is there a list of confirmed true success stories somewhere so they can be eliminated from the search?

And I'm assuming the red dress pic still hasn't been found. Otherwise everyone would've felt the ground shake from all the foot-stomping and happy-dancing everyone here will be doing.

Oh, and WTG people, on the all the latest pic discoveries!

ETA: HoneyBee, have you gotten any sleep yet??? You are indefatigable!

Kimkinsexposed has all of the confirmeds up. No red dress yet.

[tiggerr]

Originally Posted by missis36

Tigger u makes me giggle

Gimme a lower case t and an extra r and we're friends.

I aim to please my dear, and I spell check....and I'm a foreigner!!!

[KimPossible]

semi thread jack---tiggerr I want you to know I followed your link to the click for mammograms site and ended up getting $30 in pink ribbon gear. LOVE it!

Okay, on that same subject, It will be over my dead body that KK will have its name in legitimate endeavors like the Avon walk or a race. (citing the PMs of TT/Kimmer)

[kiwi8]

Oh wow 10 pages more since I have been gone...how am I ever going to catch up LOL....what are the up dates, anything more happening over at kks, or has it gone quite???? I am gonna go crossed eyes trying to catch up LOL

[mrsmenopausal]

Originally Posted by missis36

Dear LCF admins, can you PLEASE change that little thingy under my name to read "hater detective". Cuz that's the coolest thing we've been called so far! Thank you!

I love it!

Originally Posted by Awakened

Is this new? And what on earth does it mean???

From the TOS:


Choice of Law and Personal Jurisdiction; Jury Trial

This website is created and controlled by us in the State of California, U.S.A. The laws of the State of California govern any disputes between you and us arising in connection with this agreement, without giving effect to any principles of conflicts of laws.

SOLE AND EXCLUSIVE JURISDICTION FOR ANY ACTION OR PROCEEDING ARISING OUT OF OR RELATED TO THIS AGREEMENT SHALL BE IN AN APPROPRIATE STATE OR FEDERAL COURT LOCATED IN THE COUNTY OF LOS ANGELES, STATE OF CALIFORNIA AND THE PARTIES UNCONDITIONALLY WAIVE THEIR RESPECTIVE RIGHTS TO A JURY TRIAL.

Originally Posted by susique333

Some sites have an automatic "word finders/post deleters" for lack of a better name, that automatically reads news posts. If you spell a word such as that certain 4 letter word it automatically deletes your post, if you type the bad word cleverly (lots of kids are good at this) it goes thru undetected (for instance YOU=UR etc) ....do you think shes got that installed or.....is there a gatekeeper over there that will NEVER sleep looking for & deleting posts????

I think the translation is something along the lines of we know you're all going to end up suing us eventually so we're sticking this in here so we can say we warned you that it can't be in front of a jury because no jury of your peers would let us get away with anything and we don't want to part with our money. Koolaid?
But, I'm just guessin'

Originally Posted by KimPossible

Interesting...Ask Kimmer is still locked, but Fawn was able to post:

"Dear eske,

you shared: Now, Fawn, I don't understand your talking about cycling - didn't you post in your journal about trying Atkins for a week and how horrible it was for you? That is what cycling would be, a week on KK, a week on Atkins or something, then back to KK. Are you seriously going to finish your week on KK and go back to a week on Atkins?

fawns reply:

Fact: I posted in my journal that I gained ten pounds on atkins in one week. It wasnt horrible... it hurt of course but I took ACTION instead of sulking and went back on kimkins, the plan that works for me and many others.

Fact: Atkins is not the only plan on earth in which to cycle on, smiles.

I will find a happy medium, hugs

fawnie thanks for your questions though, hugssssssssssss"


Posted with permission from grabber NOT from FAwn

Originally Posted by KimPossible

ALSO THIS:

Another Fawn post on the locked forum:

"I will miss our Kimmer and many of us love her and are grateful to her and will always be.

I for one will be contacting her always, she is has a large impact on many lives, not only mines, smiles.

I adore her and the kimkins plan that ended my obesity and changed my lifes for the BETTER.

((((((((((((((((( we love you Kimmer ))))))))))))))))))))

huggies, fawn"

sorry, blech!
Anyone think Fawn is secretly ADMIN? B/C of her ability to post on locked threads?

Yup. The thought has crossed my mind.

[Tom]

Why the fascination with Kimmer? #6