Why the fascination with Kimmer? #3

[missis36]

First of all to all the new posters in the last day! You guys are all great! And we are so happy to have you join our little group. I have to agree that the "D-Unit" should continue after Kimmer is in jail if for nothing more than the great bonds we all have so far!

I'm still praying that the Truth has something utterly juicy for us to chomp into today. Hopefully some pm's from last nights melt down. That would be worth everything so far!!!

and a big "hiya" to everyone else this morning!!

Oh yeah I also forgot that a friend emailed this to me this morning and I thought it would be great for Heidi:

YouTube - Obey The Glowing Rotating Ducks Or Die

[gibster]

Originally Posted by mama MIA

That was my thought too. This would be her excuse why it was shut down.

But, frankly, she doesn't need an excuse to shut a thread down. She could have done it any time she wanted. I'm leaning more toward the "drinking-and-typing" theory.

[conbofan9]

Originally Posted by mauitammy

YOU HEIDI ARE A EVIL PERSON. BAN ME CAUSE I WILL NEVER VISIT YOUR SITE AGAIN!!!!!! IT IS NOTHING BUT A GHOST TOWN NOW ANYWAY. OH... and the E- Book... THAT IS A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that was amazing!!!! deserves a standing ovation in my book!

[Buff-N-Tuff]

I'll bet she bit her nails right down to the NUB wondering if the P.I. is still "watching" her. Wouldn't that make you a bit nervous if you were her?

[missis36]

Originally Posted by gibster

But, frankly, she doesn't need an excuse to shut a thread down. She could have done it any time she wanted. I'm leaning more toward the "drinking-and-typing" theory.

Me too. I have sent a couple of doosie txt msgs before after a cocktail that I wish I could take back the next morning, I'm sure she's freaking this morning reading all she wrote.

Buff this has been going on so long that I giggle at myself sometimes when I'm walking to my car and I look around. I'm getting paranoid now haha.

[gibster]

Originally Posted by missis36

Me too. I have sent a couple of doosie txt msgs before after a cocktail that I wish I could take back the next morning, I'm sure she's freaking this morning reading all she wrote.

Been there, sister!

[jeanessa]

Originally Posted by missis36

Me too. I have sent a couple of doosie txt msgs before after a cocktail that I wish I could take back the next morning, I'm sure she's freaking this morning reading all she wrote.

Buff this has been going on so long that I giggle at myself sometimes when I'm walking to my car and I look around. I'm getting paranoid now haha.

I've been practicing my America's Next Top Model walk from the carport! I look good, honey, even in blue floral pants! So, I say if someone's watching, strike a pose!

[Buff-N-Tuff]

Originally Posted by skelly50

I just read some of Kimmer's responses on Dottie's links. This one made me laugh:



Yeah, I bet you do, lady.

You just made my day LMAO!!

[Buff-N-Tuff]

Can someone at least try to call the cops already!
It's not going to hurt us any, lol...
threatening emails maybe? Someone can think of good grounds for them to show up over there I am sure.

[Lisa46]

Originally Posted by jeanessa

I've been practicing my America's Next Top Model walk from the carport! I look good, honey, even in blue floral pants! So, I say if someone's watching, strike a pose!

OMG, jeanessa, er, I mean TuDuk Shakur...you crack me totally up. Gawd, the visual of you 'striking a pose' in the blue florals...PRICELESS! And OT--I ANTM...can't help myself!

[HoneyBee2]

Originally Posted by Buff-N-Tuff

I'll bet she bit her nails right down to the NUB wondering if the P.I. is still "watching" her. Wouldn't that make you a bit nervous if you were her?:hyst:

I would definitely have my wig on at all times in order to
-one-not be caught with my "wig down" again
-two-make a fast get away

[HoneyBee2]

- Being Wonder Woman for a 30 minute rampage- $0.00 (Free if you own the site)
- A fifth of Captain Morgan $20.00
- To participate in the WW smackdown $59.95
- Being able to glimpse at the REAL Kimmer.....yep, PRICELESS

Kimmer your emotions seemed to have gotten the best of you and that is when your mistakes are made. Oopsie, it appears your real personality is showing.

[Lisa46]

I really don't think 'hidey-kins' was drunk last night while donning the WW costume. She could SO write all that hateful stuff stone-cold sober. She is what she is.

[freyamoon]

Originally Posted by conbofan9

HOW RUDE!! what were YOU thinking having a happy hour party and not inviting us???

Hey sheriff! Round up the posse... can we make an arrest for typing while intoxicated? Well, we don't have certain proof, but is probable cause enough for a search warrant?

[Violet Skye]

I'm afraid that if I strike a pose in my snazzy new capris, someone will come up to me and say, "Nice tailfeathers ya got there. Shame if anything were to..... happen to them!"

I'm getting back to my punk roots and dubbing myself Ducky Ramone. And I'm gonna sing "I don't wanna be a Kimhead no more/I just met some food that I could go for".

[missis36]

Originally Posted by freyamoon

Hey sheriff! Round up the posse... can we make an arrest for typing while intoxicated? Well, we don't have certain proof, but is probable cause enough for a search warrant?

Uh freya, I beg you to rethink that....Um....not that I have or anything...but um....oh god I have to go edit my drunken txt post

ETA: Too late Violet, I've been a punk duck since punk ducks were cool (don't ya just love the pink mohawk)

[HoneyBee2]

Originally Posted by missis36

Me too. I have sent a couple of doosie txt msgs before after a cocktail that I wish I could take back the next morning, I'm sure she's freaking this morning reading all she wrote.

Buff this has been going on so long that I giggle at myself sometimes when I'm walking to my car and I look around. I'm getting paranoid now haha.

I giggle too because I know Kimmer is going to be pissed at Heidi for going off like that and not even using spellcheck!
I still picture Kimmer throwing the captain Morgan bottle at Heidi (her wig sitting on a side table) and screaming how she should have just stayed off of the forum!

[tiggerr]

Originally Posted by Dottie

This was the basis for her original plan.

Interesting.

Some things I dug up out of those threads:

I don't know if Dr. Atkins would have approved of the menus, but this seems to be the way Atkins is going ... just enough fat to make your menu work.
(Atkins never went that way, she did)

I think people will be very successful following this type of eating, it just surprised me ... using Pam and all. What happened to being "shockingly unafraid of fat"?

(and now PAM is fine?)

[Buff-N-Tuff]

https://secure1.ci.corona.ca.us/dept...ime-report.cfm
Fill out the form and catagorize it under petty theft
Don't hurt to try!

[missis36]

Originally Posted by tiggerr

Interesting.

Some things I dug up out of those threads:

I don't know if Dr. Atkins would have approved of the menus, but this seems to be the way Atkins is going ... just enough fat to make your menu work.
(Atkins never went that way, she did)

I think people will be very successful following this type of eating, it just surprised me ... using Pam and all. What happened to being "shockingly unafraid of fat"?

(and now PAM is fine?)

And there you have the beauty of the beast. She changes her mind more than most peole change avis. tee hee

[conbofan9]

hmmmmm, maybe someone ought to install a breathalizer on her keyboard instead of in her car!!

[Buff-N-Tuff]

Now I have that theme song from COPS in my head...
'bad boys, bad boys, whatchya gonn do, whatchya gonna do when they come for you"

[HoneyBee2]

Did anyone else get an email/gmail from WW Kimmer last night???

I sent Heidi two emails yesterday to her GM and no reply at all!!!

Of course my last one had an attached file from Captain Morgan's Rum inviting her to become a "mate".....
No kidding they have a sign-up form and I thought she would enjoy being on their mailing list....but Heidi hasn't even said Thanks yet!

[missis36]

Originally Posted by conbofan9

hmmmmm, maybe someone ought to install a breathalizer on her keyboard instead of in her car!!

Omg.....my friend gave me an article that said they were gonna do that to cellphones so you couldn't drunk dial or drunk txt, she said she was getting me the phone when they come out with it. I found this amusing, and I'm not even a huge drinker, but lord have mercy when I'm mad and a little tipsy and need to let the ex know what I think about him....and his mom...his dog...you get the point

Honey Holy crap that was awesome!!!!! I'm sure she's not really gonna open any attachments right now, there's gotta be a smart gal among us who could send her a bug. But omg that was great!!!! I can see the captain right now heheheh

[conbofan9]

This is classic Kimmer on a tear --- same style, same language, same nasty digs, same obsessions.

Just for the record, there is no conspiracy among those who left, and I am not making money from my blog or free newsletter, nor do I intend at any point in the future to have my own diet or forum or anything even remotely resembling any of that.
I post on Jimmy's forum, as a member. I have a blog, like many people do, with a few links that have paid me nothing. I have a free newsletter, with menus and recipes, just to motivate me to stay the course, which I haven't had time to send lately because
1) I have a real life, and
2) I devote too much of my online time to the demise of Kimkins.

Sorry, Heidi - I LOST money leaving you - remember? Those paranoid delusions are all in your head.

I told my DH about your latest rants, and he said, "Tranference, much?"

We're all onto your and your tricks, Heidi. The only one you are fooling anymore is yourself.