Why the fascination with Kimmer? #3

[RenoMom]

Originally Posted by golite

Slimmer by JWC

There once was a woman who wrote "My name's Kimmer",
She said, “Follow me if you want to be slimmer.
I’ve a simple solution to all of your woes,
And ever so soon, you’ll be buying new clothes.”

“Just listen to me if you want an example,
For I once looked like you, with a bootie so ample.
Now I’m lean and I’m svelte, one-ninety-eight less,
As my photo will show you, in my shiny red dress”

“Are you excited yet? You should be you know,
Just fourteen-ninety-five, and that’s not much dough.
Heidi K Diaz is the name on the check,
Paypal is fine, though I’m dumb with high tech.”

“My Foster boys will thank you, as my dollars go there,
I want nothing for me, though my cupboards are bare.
I give as “anonymous”, to unfortunate souls,
So keep sending me money for benevolent goals.”

So Kimkins was born in the bytes and the bits,
Of a virtual world, where truth seldom sits.
Her followers believed in their futures hereafter,
As photos brought hope, in the befores and the afters.

“Don’t follow Fatkins, if you’re expecting a cure,
For greezy cheesburgers are an evil lure.
Just drink some water, you’ve plenty of food,
Saved up in your ass, to feed a whole brood.”

“What?, you’re snatty? Well, that’s a wonderful thing!
And that dizziness you feel, means the fat will not cling.
So your hair’s in the shower? There’s nothing to fear,
Just put on a wig, as you take off your rear.”

“Better than surgery,” the headlines then shouted,
And more followers came, her success loudly touted.
“Fifty-nine-ninety-five is not that much more,
Isn’t it worth it, to wear a size four?”

But questions arose as to matters of truth,
Detectives found Google, and started to sleuth.
“I’m Kim Drake, Vanessa, Kimmer1 and two,
You Negative Nancy Naysayers, don’t have a clue.”

“So I bear a resemblance to Jacyln Smith,
My beauty is legend, so just pay me forthwith.
Today I am Vincent, tomorrow I’m Brad.
But, my name is NOT Heidi, and you’re making me mad.”

But digital pixels soon filled all their screens,
As the camera revealed the revered diet queen.
Her followers were saddened, as each one now knows,
Their friend was no friend, it was all a big show.

The girl in the red dress was nowhere about,
The truth had been hidden, there was now little doubt.
Some followers said, “Liar, you’ve stolen our dreams.”
But some still hung on, steadfast to her schemes.

In truth shines a light that lies cannot hide,
And those who saw clearly what can’t be denied,
Shared stories of betrayal in elegant prose,
Kimmer revealed, like the emperor with no clothes.

WOW!!! I am amazed at your talent! You totally rock!

[amadeus4313]

Originally Posted by golite

Slimmer by JWC

You rock!!!

ETA: I really didn't copy the previous poster. Honest!

[robsrib]

Originally Posted by megpie

I'm afraid that would be too much work. I think instead I'll just do random cut and paste from various sites, put them in a quick email, and send them out. I mean, really, for $59.95 (payable by PayPal or personal check), you really can't expect an entire eBook.

I think I've seen that done somewhere before, not very effectively.

[megpie]

Originally Posted by Purple Sage

And besides, you get access to this website as a bonus.....

And millions of others. But for a limited time, I'm going to throw in instructions on searching the google. Tell me of where another site goes above and beyond like I do. I mean, like my silent partner does.

[Yelnats]

[quote=becksterinindy;9255677]here are the links Yeln and may I say and congrats to you and your DH on the wonderful weight loss


Here's a list of links that were approved by the admins

Thanks becksterinindy: I can't get the links to work, but I'll take a screenshot and start googling.

[boogie]

Originally Posted by mrsmenopausal

Saw my doctor today. She is not thrilled with me. She is even less thrilled with kimkins. Actually, she's pissed! Scheduled for a ton of blood work this week. She can't decide what to do about the hair loss until the results are in from the blood work (I'm losing much more at a time now. I wonder if I fall into the CHUNKS category yet so that "others" will think it matters ). Say a little prayer that my test come back fine, pretty please? I'm a bit scared here. Hell, I'm very scared here. More tests after this if my results are not good. She did say to be sure I'm getting all the B's in but not to exceed 100% of B6 in all my supplements combined, take extra C, and to keep up with the multi, biotin, kelp, and omega 3 that I already take.

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[michelemomof2]

Originally Posted by Cutie

as for tippy...last summer was my first time to really get to know her and what all she said about antagonizing pooti was consistent with the gossip she was spreading about the lcf admins at the pig roast and some other banta babe gossip, so...as far as i knew her, she was always a gossipy girl.

then after last summer, she kind of dropped out of kk and i didn't see anything from her again until this past summer over here. she seemed nice here in the other kk forum threads. but now...i'm seeing the "tippy from last summer" again...twisting things around to suit some kind of agenda. i don't know what to think of her anymore

Dang! We're that famous?!

[megpie]

Originally Posted by robsrib

I think I've seen that done somewhere before, not very effectively.

Pffft...Amateurs!

[Yelnats]

Originally Posted by Jayelgee

Stanley is Yelnats backwards, that's why people are calling you such (everyone's a detective here). I'm not sure about the hostility, though. Want to borrow my flame shield?

Thanks Jayelgee, I'll borrow that flame shield and be ready for anything.

[Cutie]

Originally Posted by Mommy2Many

I'll do you one better than quoting - there's the screen shot.

oh look at me, i'm a little yellow person now!

[KimPossible]

Glad someone posted the screen shot--I was going to but wasn't sure if it was allowed...

[KimPossible]

Originally Posted by Cutie

oh look at me, i'm a little yellow person now!

Hey--you are a least a yellow person--Kiki is a non-person with posts that aren't counted...LOL

BTW--your post made me laugh. Out loud. My son had to ask why I was laughing...

[Yelnats]

Originally Posted by Mommy2Many

I'll do you one better than quoting - there's the screen shot.

Thanks Mommy2Many, as I said before, I never would have thought it, my hubby & I only found TT to be friendly & supportive. That's why I appologized after seeing the thread for myself. Yeln

[golite]

That poem was written by a poster JWC at another site, she blessed us with it!


I couldn't help but grin ear to ear when I read that

[Mommy2Many]

I'm not certain it's allowed, either - but it's not supporting her website (not even sure if it shows the address), and I guess if I disappear quickly it will be because I got banned here. I'd regret that, simply because I like you ladies - but I do have MANY kids and a house to look after - you really are taking too much of my time.

[Yelnats]

Originally Posted by golite

No, Yelnats has Yelnats own ilk and Yelnats ilk share the same attitude so the healthy skeptism about Yelnats intentions in this thread are all about Yelnats.

and I would caution Yelnats about calling Yelnats thoughts healthy while accusing others here of being bullies and antagonistic.

Many have been quite gracious to you in spite of the things you've said about us here.

Sorry golite, too little & too late, I'm not biting. I've got a borrowed flame shield now. Shield Up! Yeln

[Cutie]

Originally Posted by KimPossible

Hey--you are a least a yellow person--Kiki is a non-person with posts that aren't counted...LOL

i know, poor deary. at first we both got wiped out and made "visitors" but then i got magically 'revived' and made to look like a "user" (member) again...although, she did lower my post count and demoted me from "professor" to "teacher"

let's see...i look like a pawn there, don't i? hmmm...

[jlshields]

WOW, go to work for a few hours and all heck breaks loose. Just finished catching up.

Truth, looking forward to your posts and knowedge. Just finished reading your latest.

Yeln, bravo on searching out the information and coming back and acknowledging that what you were questioning here was accurate. Sorry you have been taking a beating for your earlier "doubt." I can understand both sides: you wanting proof, and others who have been investigating and wroking this issue for months, resenting that are being doubted. Sometimes they can't disclose everything they know without hurting other people.

Cutie, Bravo to you as well for stepping up and apologizing for your earlier involvement, although it was not really as bad as you might now remember.

Both of you, it takes courage to do what you have done.

That is my .02 for now.

Amazed at all that is coming out now.

[KimPossible]

Originally Posted by Mommy2Many

I'm not certain it's allowed, either - but it's not supporting her website (not even sure if it shows the address), and I guess if I disappear quickly it will be because I got banned here. I'd regret that, simply because I like you ladies - but I do have MANY kids and a house to look after - you really are taking too much of my time.

I am with you there--how many kids?

[KimPossible]

Originally Posted by Cutie

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let's see...i look like a pawn there, don't i? hmmm...

You read my brain!

[Mommy2Many]

YW, Yeln.

And cutie, for what my opinion is worth - I think the stink on the whole thing is the fact that SHE IS LYING ABOUT IT. Have I ever done something that would be considered mean, rude, or hateful in support of someone I call a friend? Yeah - although not to someone else who thought they were my friend... IYKWIM? I'll tell you straight up - fool with me or mine, I'm gonna do my dead level best to make you wish you weren't born.

Above HS shenanigans? I'd like to think so - unless you diss my friends. Or hurt them, which Kimmer has done and TT has aided and abetted. JMO

[Mommy2Many]

Many.. lol

Unlike Kimmer, I can't foster until I get some of mine grown and out of the house - the state has a limit of 6 by any method at any time.

[golite]

Originally Posted by Yelnats

Sorry golite, too little & too late, I'm not biting. I've got a borrowed flame shield now. Shield Up! Yeln

I don't understand your response.

Your response reads as though I apologized which I did not.
I owe you nothing.
The fact that others have been gracious to you in spite of, is just that, fact.
If you're using a flame shield to ward off people's generosity then you have a bigger problem.
As for me, I have no emotion invested in you. Not like, hate or otherwise.
There is no antagonism in my words either, they're just facts.

[Sherrie_lc]

Originally Posted by sissypoo

Mrs.

I know how you feel. I got my results back today and everything was ok. My thyroid was "low normal" but he doesn't want to do anything about it.

Sissypoo did he give you a number? don't just accept normal or low normal without a number, ask them for a printout of your results.

[mrsmenopausal]

Originally Posted by Yelnats

Missis36: You'll see in a previous post I apologized. I need to see facts for myself, I don't make a good "leming", and a lot off what I have read (yes, all 3threads) are opinions, not facts. If I'm wrong and need to apologise, you can be sure I will. I went and read the post for myself, and am very disappointed with TT's reaction to that poster. I never saw that side of her myself. Yeln (I am not Stanley, perhaps you are thinking of someone else and that is why some posters are so antagonistic towards me.)

That's a bit antagonistic, IMO. There are a lot of facts on this thread. Of course there is speculation here, too. That's all part of figuring it out. But if you're uncomfortable with the information here there are a lot of sites out there to peruse and gather some info from where you may feel more trusting of the facts. Many are by ex members who are telling their side of this story. See what you find.