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Old 09-18-2007, 12:11 PM   #1231
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Old 09-18-2007, 12:12 PM   #1232
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Oh Pleezeee....

By Kimmer:

You Might Be Kimmer If:

* You need a new keyboard every month
* You watch Jay Leno at 11:30 pm and are up working when the 5 am morning news comes on
* You think there are still undiscovered low carb chicken recipes
* You haven't the vaguest idea of the national debt, but you know the carb count of nearly every food in the USDA database
* You write new Kimkins ideas on restaurant napkins
* You believe in the Mary Kay principle of God first, then family, then work
Kimmer, I know lots of Mary Consultants. Talking the talk is not walking the walk. I bet Mary Kay Ash is rolling in her grave.
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Old 09-18-2007, 12:12 PM   #1233
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...and I got double my money... 2 E-books in my email.
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Old 09-18-2007, 12:12 PM   #1234
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Great work Missi

And a question. What about all these celebrities she claimed were on Kimkins? Do you think their PR person/legal teams would be interested in knowing the celebrity's names and images are being used to promote a diet and they aren't getting paid anything for it?
good idea!
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Old 09-18-2007, 12:12 PM   #1235
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Me too! Congratulations! You have just received the Kimkins.com e-book! Here you will read and learn all about the original Kimkins Diet, how and why it works -- and best of all, what it can do for you!

What ...We hope you have enjoyed reading your e-book brought to you as a courtesy of Kimkins.com.
That's it??

ETA~ I thought her computer was broken??

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Old 09-18-2007, 12:13 PM   #1236
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So...when are we forming the "Low Carb Friends Investigative Services" company? I can design the logo
No, I wanna! or at least help you
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Old 09-18-2007, 12:13 PM   #1237
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Interesting that there's no mention of Kimmer's weight loss in the 'e-book'
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Old 09-18-2007, 12:14 PM   #1238
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...and I got double my money... 2 E-books in my email.
That's so you can share with a friend Jenna!!
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Old 09-18-2007, 12:14 PM   #1239
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Worse, recent photographs and videos often shock us. Often we don't realize how our weight has spiraled out of control until we see the images on film. How ironic.
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Old 09-18-2007, 12:14 PM   #1240
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This is the TRUE way she should have responded:

Kimmer:
Lisa, no, actually I'm not overly thin ... a size 34. Actually, I'd rather be an 8, but I can't stop eating carbs right now to get it. I also have all new size 34 clothes and don't want to have to replace yet another wardrobe! I am really a pathological liar and just want to make you all feel bad at your cost."
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Old 09-18-2007, 12:15 PM   #1241
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I can't believe she included a recipe for eggs
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Old 09-18-2007, 12:17 PM   #1242
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What a JOKE!!! Its an advertisement for her site not an E-Book
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Old 09-18-2007, 12:17 PM   #1243
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It's back about 4 pages here, somone copied it from the site. And Margaret has already seen it I had to run out and get something to drink right quick, not a beer but almost hehe. Kidding. But I'm getting the rest of the stuff Margarets legal department has requested. Did ya get that. Legal department!
great job, Missi!
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Old 09-18-2007, 12:18 PM   #1244
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well I myself am VERY satisfied! That "e-book" is sooo worth waiting for over a year and 3 months to get!!!!!
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Old 09-18-2007, 12:19 PM   #1245
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Sound familiar?????

Overheard on Our Boards

"I tried Atkins but it quit working for me. I tried South Beach and it didn't work either. I even tried another low calorie diet called The Rotation diet and failed to lose anything. Then I found Kimkins and am proud to say today I have lost 112 lbs!"
oh yeah
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Old 09-18-2007, 12:19 PM   #1246
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:Congratulations! You have just received the Kimkins.com e-book! Here you will read and learn all about the original Kimkins Diet, how and why it works -- and best of all, what it can do for you!

What Is the Kimkins Diet and What Makes It Superior to Other Weight Loss Plans?
Wow. This is a page turner. If I'm going to finish this e-book by the weekend, I'd better start now.
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Old 09-18-2007, 12:19 PM   #1247
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Holy Crap!

I just received the Kimkins' E-Book!

Sounds like someone is trying to cover the "legal" part of her contract by producing an ebook.
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Old 09-18-2007, 12:21 PM   #1248
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On almost any corner there is a fast food restaurant, doughnut shops or convenient stores stocked with candy, junk food, sugary drinks, etc.

and in the next issue I will provide a map to all of them just for you...FREE OF CHARGE!

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Old 09-18-2007, 12:21 PM   #1249
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Introducing the slower but steady plan! Kimkins can be cycled with a higher fat and higher calorie plan. Some people find they are more comfortable using this plan and can stay on target this way.
You may not get the fastest results, but you will still succeed. Just ask us how at Kimkins.com. We are here for you 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
trying to CYA Heidi?
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Old 09-18-2007, 12:22 PM   #1250
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Wow. This is a page turner. If I'm going to finish this e-book by the weekend, I'd better start now.
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Old 09-18-2007, 12:22 PM   #1251
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Is that seriously supposed to be an eBOOK?

Dr. Barry Groves wrote an EBOOK. It was 334 pages and 1.9 MB. I have had emails from family longer than Heidi's "book".
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Old 09-18-2007, 12:23 PM   #1252
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Old 09-18-2007, 12:23 PM   #1253
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Wow. This is a page turner. If I'm going to finish this e-book by the weekend, I'd better start now.


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Old 09-18-2007, 12:24 PM   #1254
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It reminds me of one of those "special advertising sections" in cheezy womens magazines. You know, like in Women's World.
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Is that seriously supposed to be an eBOOK?

Dr. Barry Groves wrote an EBOOK. It was 334 pages and 1.9 MB. I have had emails from family longer than Heidi's "book".
yes i have many emails from strangers and spam longer than this ebook
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WAIT...here is the maintenance plan.....its so simple!

Our maintenance plan offers a huge advantage over most plans. We allow a 5 lb span from your goal weight number. It's a good idea to drop to the lower end of your weight loss span first, before you indulge. Then, if a certain food indulgence causes your weight to go over your comfort zone, simply return to a short round of Kimkins until the weight is back to the lower end. Normally this only takes a few days.

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Old 09-18-2007, 12:26 PM   #1257
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