disclaimer: results promised may not be typical
Snake oil is a substance that's virtually indestructible;
unless you drive a stake through it or use a silver bullet.
For: weight loss, heart health, immune system, energy, thyroid health,
diaper rash, cystic fibrosis, diabetes, calcium absorption, tooth decay.
Prevents breast cancer, measles, athlete's food, Hepatitis C, HIV and
ingrown toenails. It enhances physical and athletic performance.
It's anti-viral, anti-bacterial, anti-fungal and anti-dandruff.
Prevents...