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YOU: Solving the Mystery of Weight Loss

Posted 02-11-2008 at 01:04 AM by jezzie
Disclaimer: Results promised not typical of any dieters heretofore

13 Easy-to-Follow rules for painless weight loss:

[COLOR="Blue"]*[/COLOR] Use Magic Metabolism Enhancer supplements ABC and XYZ

[COLOR="Blue"]*[/COLOR] 44 minutes before meals drink 1 tbs. of saguaro cactus juice

[COLOR="Blue"]*[/COLOR] fat gram formula: = neck size, X three, divided by shoe size

[COLOR="Blue"]* [/COLOR]Brush tongue four times a day with sesame butter

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YOU: Promoting Reading

Posted 02-10-2008 at 05:49 AM by jezzie
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Right now, children come home from their first doctor's appointment with an extra bottle of formula.

But imagine if they came home with their first library card or their first copy of Goodnight Moon?

What if it was as easy to get a book as it is to rent a DVD or pick up McDonalds? What if instead of a toy in every Happy Meal, there was a book?

What if there were portable libraries that rolled through parks and playgrounds like ice cream trucks? Or kiosks in stores where you could borrow books?


- Barack
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YOU: Observing and Laughing

Posted 02-09-2008 at 04:06 AM by jezzie
Updated 02-10-2008 at 11:44 AM by jezzie
People are too funny. An article that caused outrage said:

"Let's be realistic, anyone driving through a window to pick up foods is on no sort of diet. None of it is good for your health, just accept it."

The audacity of this person to even suggest that McDonald's scrambled eggs, cooked in trans fat, are not good for you? After all - they are low carb. lol.

And, having a laugh at my own expense:

Back in 2003 all that mattered to me was if something was low carb. I even ate those disgusting little Vienna sausages in the...
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YOU: Always Learning Something New

Posted 02-08-2008 at 08:31 AM by jezzie
Limerence. My learn something new for today.
Are you crazy in love or just plain crazy?

It all depends on whether new research into a condition called "limerence" leads to the creation
of a new psychiatric diagnosis.

"It's that first stage of attraction where there's that bliss and euphoria and the newness of love,"
says Brenda Schaeffer, a psychologist from Minneapolis.

That's the upside. But there is a dark side, too.

"It is obsessive-compulsive when you're feeling it. It's the center...
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YOU: and Snake Oil

Posted 02-07-2008 at 08:20 AM by jezzie
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Snake oil is a substance that's virtually indestructible;
unless you drive a stake through it or use a silver bullet.

For: weight loss, heart health, immune system, energy, thyroid health,
diaper rash, cystic fibrosis, diabetes, calcium absorption, tooth decay.

Prevents breast cancer, measles, athlete's food, Hepatitis C, HIV and
ingrown toenails. It enhances physical and athletic performance.

It's anti-viral, anti-bacterial, anti-fungal and anti-dandruff.
Prevents...
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