the second shirt syndrome

As I wrote earlier on a post, I noted how when I get dressed I always have to put on a second shirt over whatever outfit I wear to cover my butt. You know what I mean. Jeans, t-shirt and then the dreaded cardigan/button down shirt/ jacket/sleeveless top in the summer etc... to cover all those imperfections. It can be hot as hell and that shirt aint coming off. Today it is 74 degrees in the lovely NYC. I put on a beautiful Jones new york dress, pretty sandals, silver hoop earrings. This outfit should have been enough. but lo and behold I had to throw on a black cardigan over the whole thing just to hide the jiggle in my wiggle. I cant wait to be done with the second shirt syndrome!!!!!