Drive By Carbing

lancer1977 · 11-01-2009, 03:27 PM

So I was eatting my sunflow seeds today, minding my own business, when the sweetest older lady walks by and throws a giant slab of chocolate cake on my desk.
"Here dear, have some cake it will cheer you right up!!!"

Felt like snow white and the evil queen. I know she meant well, but I didn't have a chance to respond since I was talking with a customer and off she ran.

I was left however with a icing covered cake. The cake I could care less... but by God my inner fatboy has a bad time with icing.. I love the stuff. If I went into the food business I would sell Icing cakes. Nothing but buttercream icing.

So I threw the cake in my desk so as not to make the lady feel bad for making the effort to "cheer me up". I'm pretty pleased I didn't eat the cake. Went all, matrix-like and dodged that giant bullet.

peanutte · 11-01-2009, 05:42 PM

Well done, Lancer!

lancer1977 · 11-02-2009, 01:49 PM

... so I forgot to throw away the cake and its as we speak rotting in my desk at work... lol... teach that cake a thing or two about messing with my emotions!

LoraJR72 · 11-02-2009, 01:56 PM

"Bad cake! Bad cake!"

2big4mysize · 11-03-2009, 06:04 AM

LOL now the high carb hazmat team will really need to visit your desk for a clean up.

11-01-2009, 03:27 PM	#1
lancer1977 Senior LCF Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Dayton, OH Posts: 228 Gallery: lancer1977 Stats: (297)267/229/180 WOE: DANDR Start Date: 8/15/2008	Drive By Carbing So I was eatting my sunflow seeds today, minding my own business, when the sweetest older lady walks by and throws a giant slab of chocolate cake on my desk. "Here dear, have some cake it will cheer you right up!!!" Felt like snow white and the evil queen. I know she meant well, but I didn't have a chance to respond since I was talking with a customer and off she ran. I was left however with a icing covered cake. The cake I could care less... but by God my inner fatboy has a bad time with icing.. I love the stuff. If I went into the food business I would sell Icing cakes. Nothing but buttercream icing. So I threw the cake in my desk so as not to make the lady feel bad for making the effort to "cheer me up". I'm pretty pleased I didn't eat the cake. Went all, matrix-like and dodged that giant bullet. __________________ "Do, or do not, there is no try." 08/08 - 267 \| 10/08 - 250 \| 05/09 - 252 \| 06/09 - 242 \| 09/09 - 243 \| 10/09 - 235 \| 10/28 - 230 (goal 1) \| 11/09 - 227

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11-01-2009, 05:42 PM	#2
peanutte Blabbermouth!!! Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 5,894 Gallery: peanutte Stats: 212 (before Atkins)/188 (Jan.'09)/136.2/140 WOE: Atkins Pre-Maintenance Start Date: 01/03/09	Well done, Lancer!

11-02-2009, 01:49 PM	#3
lancer1977 Senior LCF Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Dayton, OH Posts: 228 Gallery: lancer1977 Stats: (297)267/229/180 WOE: DANDR Start Date: 8/15/2008	... so I forgot to throw away the cake and its as we speak rotting in my desk at work... lol... teach that cake a thing or two about messing with my emotions!

11-02-2009, 01:56 PM	#4
LoraJR72 Way too much time on my hands! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Land of the Wild Turkey Posts: 11,690 Blog Entries: 1 Gallery: LoraJR72 Stats: 5'6" - My Goal is Loose Fitting Size 4's. WOE: The Coach Foster Eating Plan or ELSE! Start Date: Restarted: November 15, 2009	"Bad cake! Bad cake!"

11-03-2009, 06:04 AM	#5
2big4mysize Big Yapper!!!! Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,504 Gallery: 2big4mysize Stats: 313 to current goalie 169-173 WOE: Atkins 2002 Start Date: june 1 2002	LOL now the high carb hazmat team will really need to visit your desk for a clean up.