Why the fascination with Kimmer? #15

[pooticus]

Originally Posted by Barbara B

Folks, we just got a with an email supposedly cooming from the Better Business Bureau. Since so many of us have been in contact with the BBB, I figured a warning was necessary. You can read about this threat here (this is what we received from our tech guy):

http://www.us.bbb.org/WWWRoot/SitePage.aspx?site=113&id=8965420e-89c5-44e0-9c82-bc2cf1775666

Just a thought. They tell you to send a report to a certain email...how are you certain that the email you received isn't itself a phishing scam and when you send to their email addy, you are giving them the info they need??

[pooticus]

Originally Posted by 2big4mysize

Ok here is a 259.4lb body. TOTALLY un-photochopped. Please take great note of the double chin, double belleh and humongous ass complete with shelf. I warn you, run away. Run away.




By the way, I'm not posting these to have everyone tell me how awesome I look. My ass is big enough, but please don't blow smoke up it. I'm posting to show you just how bad 259 still looks! It's an eighth of a ton for cripes sake!!!!! How can anything that weights an eighth of a ton, look diminutive??? In whose fantasy? And I've always thought (in my own private Idaho) that I carried my weight well and hid it well. HA! Double HA!
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Originally Posted by pooticus

OK here I am in what I like to call my StarTrek Enterprise shirt. I'm showing what the image looks like full length. I have a panty girdle on. The first is full front with the other two trying to approximate her pose. I took down the picture in the background and am standing in front of a panelled wall in our living room.

The second speaks for itself.

I am 5' 5" on a good day and weigh 259.4 as of this morning pre-poopy and no girdle/clothes.

Originally Posted by dlslds

Pooti you definately look slinkier than she does (not counting her phtochopped giaraffe neck ).
just look at the both body's side by side and place your thumbs over the faces and you can see you are the winner of the slinkiness award!!!

dlslds But it's the darkness of my Starship Enterprise shirt hiding a multitude of sins. Look at the martini pant photos above and you will see how misleading poses are in photos. I mean, the shear width of my ass aside, look at the profile and behind photos. Heidi is hidin' WAY more than her "current photo" alludes as we've all suspected!

[jo2621]

Originally Posted by pooticus

dlslds But it's the darkness of my Starship Enterprise shirt hiding a multitude of sins. Look at the martini pant photos above and you will see how misleading poses are in photos. I mean, the shear width of my ass aside, look at the profile and behind photos. Heidi is hidin' WAY more than her "current photo" alludes as we've all suspected!

Hey Pooti don't let Heidi see those martini pants..she'll tell you to ditch them as wearing them could cause you to stall.

Remember the words of the Captain's Lady: "Lay off the martini (pants) and let your body show you what it can do."

[rebel]

Jo - Gary question - Have you noticed those orange drawers he uses for his 100 pound weight loss? Why is that face positioned in such a strategic place?

[jo2621]

Originally Posted by rebel

Jo - Gary question - Have you noticed those orange drawers he uses for his 100 pound weight loss? Why is that face positioned in such a strategic place?

Maybe Gary's not a sock....maybe he's a pair of under britches.

[rebel]

Originally Posted by jo2621

Maybe Gary's not a sock....maybe he's a pair of under britches.

I need to find out how to post it here. That's just too funny.

[Amyb1569]

Bamagal...

Complicated....ummm....yep...OMG..I can barely copy and paste..lol

[pooticus]

Originally Posted by pooticus

Ok here is a 259.4lb body. TOTALLY un-photochopped. Please take great note of the double chin, double belleh and humongous ass complete with shelf. I warn you, run away. Run away.




By the way, I'm not posting these to have everyone tell me how awesome I look. My ass is big enough, but please don't blow smoke up it. I'm posting to show you just how bad 259 still looks! It's an eighth of a ton for cripes sake!!!!! How can anything that weights an eighth of a ton, look diminutive??? In whose fantasy? And I've always thought (in my own private Idaho) that I carried my weight well and hid it well. HA! Double HA!

Originally Posted by jo2621

Hey Pooti don't let Heidi see those martini pants..she'll tell you to ditch them as wearing them could cause you to stall.

Remember the words of the Captain's Lady: "Lay off the martini (pants) and let your body show you what it can do."

I forgot about that! I actually wore them in honor of Miss Merize!!!

[Barbara B]

Originally Posted by pooticus

Thanks Tooter, but again, that wasn't why I posted this. I added Hidey to the photo for comparison. Am I fooling myself or does she look WAY smaller than me?

No, you're not fooling yourself. It is quite evident that the photo was photoshopped. My highest weight was 250, not that far off from yours. I was a size 20 and I did NOT look as slim as Heidi looks there. It's just another one of her cons. I can't imagine how she's going to get off the hook this time unless she really does lose the weight. But, then, there are surprises galore, and that is why the name of this thread is what it is.

[jo2621]

Originally Posted by pooticus

I forgot about that! I actually wore them in honor of Miss Merize!!!

I have some black socks with martinis and hot pink flamingos on them.

I have them safety pinned together in a sealed ziplock in a drawer so that one won't get away and run off to California to be in Heidi's next talent search.

[Chelveston]

Originally Posted by pooticus

OK here I am in what I like to call my StarTrek Enterprise shirt. I'm showing what the image looks like full length. I have a panty girdle on. The first is full front with the other two trying to approximate her pose. I took down the picture in the background and am standing in front of a panelled wall in our living room.

The second speaks for itself.

I am 5' 5" on a good day and weigh 259.4 as of this morning pre-poopy and no girdle/clothes.

Totally amazing what clothes and pose do! Thank you for doing it.

Originally Posted by pooticus

dlslds But it's the darkness of my Starship Enterprise shirt hiding a multitude of sins. Look at the martini pant photos above and you will see how misleading poses are in photos. I mean, the shear width of my ass aside, look at the profile and behind photos. Heidi is hidin' WAY more than her "current photo" alludes as we've all suspected!

...and your show and tell for today has certainly demonstrated that.

[Barbara B]

Originally Posted by pooticus

OK here I am in what I like to call my StarTrek Enterprise shirt. I'm showing what the image looks like full length. I have a panty girdle on. The first is full front with the other two trying to approximate her pose. I took down the picture in the background and am standing in front of a panelled wall in our living room.

The second speaks for itself.

I am 5' 5" on a good day and weigh 259.4 as of this morning pre-poopy and no girdle/clothes.

Thanks so much for doing this, it's very instructive. Especially in the neck area.

Erh, could you have someone pull your head up from your neck while someone else takes the picture?

[pooticus]

Originally Posted by jo2621

I have some black socks with martinis and hot pink flamingos on them.

I have them safety pinned together in a sealed ziplock in a drawer so that one won't get away and run off to California to be in Heidi's next talent search.

Can you put one on your hand and take a picture of it please? I would like to see a side-by-side analysis of it next to Hidey!

[pooticus]

Originally Posted by Barbara B

Thanks so much for doing this, it's very instructive. Especially in the neck area.

Erh, could you have someone pull your head up from your neck while someone else takes the picture?

Yeah, k thanx. Look I was elated when I lost chin number 3 with the first 55lbs! I'm pretty sure it's gonna take another 75 more pounds to get rid of chin #2 . I've never had much of a neck, much less been able to reach the top of a tree for leaves!

[Barbara B]

Originally Posted by dlslds

Pooti you definately look slinkier than she does (not counting her phtochopped giaraffe neck ).
just look at the both body's side by side and place your thumbs over the faces and you can see you are the winner of the slinkiness award!!!

Well, this certainly shows the value of getting the right pose, doesn't it?

\Pooti, if you look at Heidi's right side (on the left in the picture), you can see she went overboard and there's a big piece of her leg/thigh missing. Tsk, Tsk. This is what happens when you're not working with a small enough tool in order to be precise.

[Barbara B]

Originally Posted by pooticus

Just a thought. They tell you to send a report to a certain email...how are you certain that the email you received isn't itself a phishing scam and when you send to their email addy, you are giving them the info they need??

'Cause our tech guys keep on top of all the latest threats.

[pooticus]

Originally Posted by Barbara B

'Cause our tech guys keep on top of all the latest threats.

How many sock techs do you have on your team Barbara?

Our amps go up to 11...

Just sayin...

[Barbara B]

Originally Posted by jo2621

I have some black socks with martinis and hot pink flamingos on them.

I have them safety pinned together in a sealed ziplock in a drawer so that one won't get away and run off to California to be in Heidi's next talent search.

What a sense of humor you have! Come to my house and cheer me up when I'm blue.

[jo2621]

Originally Posted by Barbara B

What a sense of humor you have! Come to my house and cheer me up when I'm blue.

There is never a dull moment at my house.

I told Mayberry we should have a traveling road show...

[Barbara B]

Originally Posted by pooticus

How many sock techs do you have on your team Barbara?

Our amps go up to 11...

Just sayin...

We don't know, they all work behind closed doors and have odd names like Olaf, Ivan, Dmitri, like that. They never come out. Once in awhile they call out for a case of rum.

[mrsmenopausal]

Is that the real Ducky commenting at YY?

[Ginastevens34]

[quote=pooticus;10079313]OK here I am in what I like to call my StarTrek Enterprise shirt. I'm showing what the image looks like full length. I have a panty girdle on. The first is full front with the other two trying to approximate her pose. I took down the picture in the background and am standing in front of a panelled wall in our living room.

The second speaks for itself.

I am 5' 5" on a good day and weigh 259.4 as of this morning pre-poopy and no girdle/clothes.



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I think you look very similar. It's all in the dark and pose.

[cleochatra]

Pooti you look wonderful! No, I'm not blowing smoke up your butt, so stick it!

It's an excellent visual for showing poses and how they can change perception. You really do look amazing--and truly like someone who's made darned good progress!